Ch33kyWun

Ooo loads of nookie.Loads of guns and knives too.Lets hope they put more effort into it ay.

I.F. I think.f*ck knows what it stands for.

Wake up at 07:40. Actually step out of bed 08:20.Skip breakfast.Have my bath.Put my robe on, switch on all the lights in my room then proceed to put on society war paint.Decorate my hair.Put on suit, open a new shirt/dry cleaned one.Pack briefcase.Walk to work.Open the studios.Settle at desk and log onto here.

Yes. He might not pay me a penny but someone else is bound to...

Your no freak if you dont have one of these under your bed.

Oh my life this thread.

Oops there goes another 2* hotel.

That chicks bi.

If you can't cook I hope you starve when you live alone. Also I hate when people think they can throw down a proper meal, I taste it and I'm like, "f*ck, you lie for?!"Also dislike any west indian or indian dish cooked outside my family. Just don't taste right.

Pancakes. I've dug out my chocolate fondue set already in anticipation.

I think shes carrying a boy. This picture isn't at all flattering. Thats exactly how I don't want to look when I'm with child. Good luck to her though.

You see, thats just the type of crap I'm waiting for my dad to come out with. I know he's PROBABLY got two. Let him bring them to my house, and dare try and tell me these are my siblings. I'm ready.I cannot count them family when they are born out of deception and then forced upon me. No, I will not have that.

I like the second one. She looks fun.

I speak to none of my cousin's on my father's side. They're all either money grabbing yardies, jailbirds or/and thieves.At family functions, I'll be civil and might even say hello and past the potato salad along. But if they ever try and talk to me, I get up and move along.My mother doesn't speak to my Dad's sisters. They keep in contact with my dad's ex's "just in case." I gave these women a piece of mind at Christmas though. My aunt jumped up and down, when my Grandfather gave her a cheque. He gave my little sisters money, my cousins and so forth; none to the adults. He said, "I'm not giving money to those who work." I was like cool. But my Aunt, the Wasteman, jumped up and down like I got money i got money, in front of her daughter. I said out loud, "She should be ashamed of the fact that her niece recieved nothing and she recieved a hand out." Oh how she tried to justify herself. Silly woman.

This video never gets old. Dayum.

After 9am Mondays - Fridays = 6.5.After 11am Saturdays and Sundays = 7.

Just read this in the Sun. Spain is the probably the most racist place I've been to, next to Italy. No matter how much money you have or who you are, they still see you as "the darkie." Shits disgusting.

None of my men have liked me smoking. So I've never done it in front of them. Only one has stopped me for a few months, but as soon as he was gone the Superkings were back.

Talk to Mum about virtually everything. All I talk to my dad about is music, money, food, weather, films, what i need, work and how his Father is.

Please don't taint my quotes.

Mother = Mother *at work*, Mummy, Mumsy, Mam.Father = Paps, Papi, Daddy or "Fat Maan"

I'm going to try my hardest to reach Glastonbury this year. Oh yeahhh bring on the mud and beer!

LMAO. Allow it. Thats wicked.

Aww Happy Birthday!! The youth.