[What is the oldest thing that you own....]

Guppie's narni.

Someone had to go there. You could only but wish u owned or had even touched this juicy morsel.

[Sandals]

Men can on holiday & if he's really dapper like say Mr. Beckam.

[Would u rock these?]

Even after 4 yrs of our relationship, I wld leave my man if he eva............

[What is the oldest thing that you own....]

Ive moved soo many times its hard to keep track of everything. I wonder where loads of my clothes have gone, I wldnt wear half of th estuff nor fit in it anymore, but where does it dissapear to?Ive got some trainers Ive had for 10 yrs, blk work out type ones, ummm my diary from when i was 6. I dont write them anymore, stopped when I moved over here & Ive tried to get bk in2 it but cant.

[The official Carpe is a fishy c*nt thread!!!]

It is not expected Cunn, I can easily appreciate a beautiful women.Nem ur name is Men Dik bwards, is ur dik that of big man? I do imagine Carpe checkin his reflection at every given opp, but so wld I if I was him. But he doesn't amke me laff & I need a man who makes me bus in more ways than 3.

[That Fat Kid]

Ahhaa!!

[The official Carpe is a fishy c*nt thread!!!]

If we dont like a fine ass female or say even the littlest thing against one, we are AUTOMATICALLY hating. So, therefore, from how they put it the fact most males hate Carpe is coz they hatin.

[That Fat Kid]

man shld start a nxt 1 wiv jamals boat

LOLLLL

[That Fat Kid]

His head piece is WEDGE.

LMAO, gotta love how u guys talk!

[Pros and Cons of]

There's no pros of staying up all night, unless Im at a club or having wild, fanatic sex.

[What Does SMH mean]

raped ur mind, nah. but i will stick my d*ck in ur ear and f*ck ur brains out

I literally LOL'd u do rock Nemble.

[The official Carpe is a fishy c*nt thread!!!]

Aren't u way too old for such a pathetic attempt at sendage?

[What Does SMH mean]

SUck my hood was the 1st thing that came to mind 4 me, but as u 2 said something similar, I switched it up. Basically u both raped my mind, berties.

[FAO Ceazy & Ash]

ur happs u live in london now initwelcome 2 my bits

That sounds rudies.

[What Does SMH mean]

Salivate My Hood

[FAO Ceazy & Ash]

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[Harvey Snaps on Screech (saved by the bell)]

Screech is a fvckin IDIOT MAN, I hate this show coz of him & the host gets on my nerves too. My sisi made me watch it last night & hes just a fool.

[I met a Rasta this weekend]

RM u spelt my name diff twice!!Im dont like my voice so Im phone shy, I think I called Carlos once & said 1 thing & hung up like some shy 5 yr old!

[I met a Rasta this weekend]

From u jsut called me blud...........

[Whats going on]

I like ur name. Goodbye.

[Who do you hate on VIP]

A hard written list of all the people I dislike. Gundam, Google.com AdSense, macz..2, Libertine, Shadow, Social, G-dub, pyro_uk, Hernan Crespo, Sir. David Attenborough, tuppatopbrer, Blackstock, Removal Man, DINKY, huddstar*, Google.com, Tinkz, King Poetic, BlackaDaBerry, keyser soze, XcalibA, Guppio, Septik, SailorMoon, Paul, Harry Hislop, qks, Doug, Dizzle, ritchsta, revs, Superstition, luca toney, Doughboi, Thun, Joel C, EastBoy, PROFIT, Flojo, Noah, Durrty Boi, CaoS, Lurchie, Aquaman, Iknownothing, mich, Woggle, Brukfoot, black savant, t-dan, Murderous Intent., Numero001, Da Luv Doc, smaddy, Michael Hickenbottom, NiNES., jcee, z-lastboss and HHH.

wow.. you took your time..and i didnt even make the list. yaaaaaaaaaaaaay. but how can you hate guppie tho and who the hell is google.com, woggle, ritchsta.. f*ck it.. i'd rather be on that list than not...

*rubs Carpe* I was going to ask if anyone said me, hi Don darlin mwwaahh.xxx

[I met a Rasta this weekend]

Guppie, I beg you be a teacher. You would be the SEXIEST teacher ever. f*cking hell I would f*ck you senseless.

Thanks, that's reassuring, if ever I decide to become a teacher I will bear this in mind. But I wld only teach toddlers. Wld u want me to wear this wig when we go at it?

Ever since I heard your voice ive been in love since. I dont know aht to do. I cant eat, I cant sleep. I cant do anytign. All I do is think about you and your voice. Tell calling me.Sometimes I think about you and it hurts so much. My heart actually freezes. Wanna have sex?

And i thought u like middle aged black men.....hmmmm

Oooo, he went there!

[I met a Rasta this weekend]

LMAO @ ur heart freezing, phone sex is the most I can do & if u love my voice that much it shld suffice. I hate my voice btw.

[FAO Ceazy & Ash]

I saw that my dear & JS said that u can concieve anytime, I am commenting on both statements see.

[I met a Rasta this weekend]

Guppie, I beg you be a teacher. You would be the SEXIEST teacher ever. f*cking hell I would f*ck you senseless.

Thanks, that's reassuring, if ever I decide to become a teacher I will bear this in mind. But I wld only teach toddlers. Wld u want me to wear this wig when we go at it?