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I AM WAITING TO LET OUT SOME PISSbut no... a man is using the toilet, taking hours to piss. Standing there shaking it about to get every last droplet out.

Thanks, life is complete.

Hi Nora I sent you a message.

My friend called Black Bob (hes an albino), says that he loves ginger black girls. He made his girlfriend who is black, dye her hair ginger all over... including her lashes, eyebrows and pubic area. He said he likes it ginger.What weird fetishes do you have, or do any of your friends have?

My friend Sally Clap from Hendon always goes out with no clothes under her coat she says it gives her a thrill, and she goes out braless. She flashed a wino on the street in Oxford street, and he licked his lips and she ended up getting pregnant by him. I see him on the street he doesnt know hes a father though.But have any of you ever flashed, or ever seen someone flash, or know someone who flashes.

A cat.

Can someone give me a lift, my farmhouse is out. Picofarads.

Don't say that Dave.

Celine Dion is on. Shes a total MILF.

You thought she wasnt special. Now you think shes hot. Well obviously before you thought she wasn't pretty, and every girl needs to feel pretty.

My friend had an affair with her step dad. He was such a c*nt, but he had a nice beard.

Santa is real. It is true.

baby im hot just like an oven i need some lovingand babyyyyy i cant hold it much longerits getting stronger and stronger

Do you like a Hairy man?

Milk is food for the baby. Thats why men like it, it reminds them of comfort from their mother.you read too many womens magsits so you can put your d*ck in thereYou put your d*ck in milk duds? And not women mags, David Attingborough

Milk is food for the baby. Thats why men like it, it reminds them of comfort from their mother.

My friend is such a slut, her boyfriend had his hands under her pants infront of everyone. I got up and called her a whore, and walked out. She begged for my friendship but I said being associated with her isn't good for my street credibility. But just recently I forgave her, and now its ok. But then I found out she has sex with all these people without hesitation so I just told her mother she has a whore for a daughter. I told her by phone and while I was on the phone she was puffing and panting, and I said ugh your a slut too, no wonder why your daughters a whore, and then the phone went quiet. I later realized she wasn't having sex but she had a heart attack and now shes dead.

Why do men like big asses, do they picture themselves in the ass?What do you feel when you see a big ass?I never understood the appeal, afterall its where sh*t comes out.

LMAO You sound like any Ashman trying to justify your ignorance "f*ck all these Niggers coming into my country and taking my jobs, f*cking hard-working cunts. But I'm not racist though, My great great great great great great great great great Grandad raped a Aff, so i'm mixed race ennit"f*ck outta here with that close-minded sh*t.you f*cking f*cker!I love JamaicansMy dad told me never to date a Jamaican if its too traumatic for me, not cause of their race. All because my neighbour is Jamaican and he tried to have sexual encounters with me in the local Asdas. Now everytime I see red gold and green I have flashbacks, so marrying a Jamaican won't be good cause I will remember uncle Leroy trying to touch me in the frozen foods deparment..

me right now im outside your house hii