FKFJ.

Mince pies.Every Christmas season without fail.

Did anyone hear of the guy that dreamt of marshmallows?The next morning his pillow was gone

I musta been workin today, rearranging clothes as you do and some peng smelling lady drifted past me... hooo my diddyim not sure what got me swooning but the smell of fresh perfume and chewing gum in the air got me givin her extra nice customer servicebladdont underestimate the power of smell

CHILLED MINCE PIES FTWJust had one from the fridge now... sh*t's PENG!

Prob meant it as a compliment

Fefe n'efemeans best of the beauty/ beauty what is beauty / something along those lines (cant get a literal translation - Titan your time)but its from a Ghanaian hip-life song from 2004 or somethinhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igRBbcJ8WfI

THISbut with phonecallsthem ones that call you up but expect YOU to do all the talkindont f*king call me.. smh

Aight so this collab of JLS and Alex jus shows the massive contrast in talent from last year to this year.Having said that, Olly to win

Book was BIG, prog was actually alright - some scenes were watered down differently like the scene with Gilbert and Queenie in the cafe and outside (inside in the book) the cinema. But otherwise twas a good first part

lmaothe way the camera zoomed in and he was turning beetrootrofl

Its always been about Alicia... toooooo nice.lol i thought the vid would be like this - theres bare fake versions similar to this official one

lol and the way i was gonna ignore this thread cos i werent lookin to read a massive postset up like a poem as wellanyway that aside, too many funny lines in here lmao :rofl:

Seen her in real life... face is whateverbut stilli'd beatthickness >>>>>>

Not even you knowpicked up my 13.3" one last monday, upgraded the ram and hddtotal with student discount £872dual booted it with win xp and jus lovin the lappy more and more each day reallywhy what issues are u havin with it?

Bump Stopper/Bump Patrol is sh*tdoes not work, and leaves dem parts of your skin looking darker than it should beId go for one of two routes1 - use a clipper, doesnt cut as close and so minimised shaving bumpsor 2 - shave with a fresh clean razor and shaving gelmaking sure that your skin it well warmed up (helps when done after a shower as the pores open and is easier to remove the hair)shave along the grain so it doesnt cut toooo closeonce ur done, close the pores by splashing with cold water and pat to dryi use some next cocoa butter just for my face which has some tea tree oil in it as well, which does the trickto prevent bumps after this make sure you exfoliate/scrub off them dead skin cells off ur face every time u showeri find using a dry brush to brush over my chin area before i shower works v.wellthe reason this is is because when your curly hair starts to grow back, your skin grows over these folliclesand ur hair cant grow straight, so it curls into this tight space it has causin shaving bumpsexfoliation to keep your skin fresh minimises this and lessens the bumpsoh and dont spend tons of money with them mach 3/mach 4 razors... i find them dual blade disposable razors from bic do the trick

how did i know someone would come with this... good thread tho - pictures are amazing.

Looks good n thick to me, spesh for an Asian

Was on this from timeworks well, jus the occasional extra ad on your pageand works on blocked yt videos

*exhales deeply*smh

Casino's opening titles >>>>if i dont watch the film, ill stay for the titles

loooooooooooooool wtf is thisthem girls there bare fightin manespecially the one in the pinki would have SWUNG for them no qualmsthe rest... boyyy

Ohshiiiitjus reading this took me back to 1998fuuuhkin hell good timesand ttkk on the frosties, nerds and opal fruitsttkk fireball jawbreakersparty bags from primary school days had these

Yeah i know thats Tara Reidand that list a few pages pack failed to impress me neitherthat whole list with the exception of Rachel Stevens pissed me off as much as findin this picture did

smh at some white bumsand you man think THIS is nice????[some grime artist i forget who]back with a split in - wanna know how shes sittin down[/some grime artist i forget who]