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yeah it's a birthmarkthe british public are stupid if you ask me, they'd rather watch paint dry than real entertainment, the wankers

a good similar replacement to that phone is the sony ericsson k550i imoit's what i've got and the camera ain't too shabby either

that must feel soo nicei'm gonna buy a cat now!!

was browsin around and came across thisclick me babyshe looks better as a blonde still

i always rewind on the creampies!!!

boobs are boring

The flip-flops which don't flip or flopBy NEIL SEARS - More by this author ûLast updated at 22:00pm on 29th June 2007Comments (6) Going topless is always a sure way to attract attention. But now, it seems, that rule also applies to feet. This summer's must-have fashion accessory is the topless flipflop - a sandal with no straps and no apparent way of staying on your foot. The secret is the tacky water-based glue that keeps the foamy sole in place but does not come off on skin. Must have: The flip-flops in actionIn the two weeks since the sandals have gone on sale - under the slogan "flip-flops that don't flip or flop" - an astonishing 3,000 pairs have been sold, despite minimal publicity. Fans of the flip-flops say they are perfect for those looking to avoid unsightly tan lines and blisters, or for anyone who enjoys the sensation of walking barefoot. Rob Norfolk, 60, whose Internet business Nude Sandals is the first to sell the flip-flops in Britain, said: "If you wear them on the street virtually everyone turns round and stares. You can see them thinking 'How do they stay on?' "Eventually someone plucks up the courage to ask and I often do a little dance to show they still stay on. "They're not likely to work for more than a season, but they are a fun holiday accessory or something to wear after the beauty salon when you've just had your nails done. "They do need more tender loving care than the usual sandal - a regular brush in soapy water to keep them sticky. And they work more easily with girls rather than heavy men, although mine are still working." The flip-flops, which come in five designs, including beach, rainforest and aloha sunset, cost ã12.50 each and are available in three sizes - small, medium and large. Invented in the U.S. and made in China, they have already proved a hit in Australia and Canada, where thousands of pairs have been sold. Tash Archdale, 31, from London, who tested the flip-flops, said: "They feel surprisingly good - it's a really fun, spongey feeling. They went on ridiculously easily and didn't hurt or come off when I was walking. "If you'd just had a pedicure you could just put them straight on without smudging your nail polish." source

I'm ace in bed boasts Fearne By GORDON SMARTDeputy Showbiz EditorJanuary 04, 2007 COMMENT ON THIS STORY SQUEAKY clean telly star Fearne Cotton has revealed she is really quite DIRTY in bed. The former Top Of The Pops presenter said: ââ¬ÅI like my body and I like sex. So yeah, Iââ¬â¢m good in bed.ââ¬ÂAnd she added with a grin: ââ¬ÅIââ¬â¢ll throw that out there. ââ¬ËIââ¬â¢m Good In Bed, Says Fearne!ââ¬â¢ Thereââ¬â¢s your headline.ââ¬ÂSee sexy pictures of FearneFearne confessed she has enjoyed sex FOUR times a night, wears NAUGHTY lingerie and high heels in the bedroom, has ten TATTOOS ââ¬â and has had a BRAZILIAN wax. Fearne, 25 ââ¬â who is dating American Jesse Jenkins ââ¬â admits she uses her ââ¬Åbendyââ¬Â body to drive fellas wild.She said: ââ¬ÅIââ¬â¢ve got to the age when I feel more confident in bed than I ever have.ââ¬ÅI feel like a proper woman.ââ¬ÅI can do the splits, which is a great skill to have. I used to be a dancer so I am very, er, flexible. Iââ¬â¢m naturally bendy.ââ¬ÅIf blokes want to explore that quality, then thatââ¬â¢s up to them.ââ¬ÂFearne, who was famously asked for a date by Robbie Williams while hosting Live8, came clean in an interview with GQ mag.She hosts Fiveââ¬â¢s Make Me A Supermodel and is tipped as the next host of X Factor

do u really wanna be friends with hoodrats? go join a gym, get a job etc, do something productive and you should meet a couple of good people

blues originated from slavery and has evolved into the contemporary Rhythm and Blues, hip hop, rap, grime music we hear today, so overall, these genre's are BLACK MUSIC because they originate from BLACK PEOPLE, end of.

and so shud billi, i hope he doesnt go on friday, we need more heated arguements between them like tonight

to billi: "you must be a model to the blind" lmfao

sum african teacher called mr ayodelehe always claimed he was a prince in his country and that he had a palace...yea rite...ppl would always ask what the hell he was doin here workin as a maths teacherand when the class got rowdy, he used to raise his hand to quieten the class down. when everyone saw his hand was up ppl had to stop talking and pay attention to the teacher but sometimes the pupils would ignore him and he'd shout "MY AND IS URTIN!!!!!!!!!"

juelz really aint that badsounds very latin

its just an urban legend

girls with apostrophies in their name is also ridiculousused to know sum girl called "G'nel" pronounced "jinelle"

LMAO @ "wipe your bot"

ppl who name their kids jesus and moses are just as bad also

i'd pop into primark and buy the whole store

i know some woman who called her kid "pinky" cos she was very pink when she was born

i've got the internet here and a tv right behind me, so all i have to do is look behind me every now and then, so in answer to your question, yes, i do watch tv, besides, i hate watchin telly on the net

i think this may actually be her sisterthe one on the right