marlon

NahNahDont take the piss...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7240309.stmI beg someone kill this d*ck head.It doesn't affect my car, but its just paving the way for more bullshit. From £5 a day, to double the size, to £8, to £25 if you got a 4X4.Dun know it will be extended and raised again as well.Some next bullshit.How can people keep voting this c*nt in.

I have nothing to do.You have nothing to do.Lets do this ting.LOL just out of curiousity what ends you from?Brixton..you?Eurgh south... I reside in dirrrrty dirrrty Hertfordshire lollol dirrty dirrty yknow..You know you want to come to south..Heartfordshire is cool you know, thats like a 40 mins journey, s'nuffin..Whats the cinemas/resturaunts sayin in hearts? Nah came south last week... thats enough for the month lmao ijokecinema is aiite... restaurants by the cinema are cool too...some italian place...nanados...cnt complain hmmmYou want italian or nandos?Mans got a big bugent innit so anything is cool...Or, you might want a taste of "southern" quisine...Though the cinema then resturaunt sounds deep still.LOL I don't take too well with ''southern'' quisines on the first date I say Italian... we can share spaghetti Get a f*cking room you two.

after shaving/hair cut make sure no one touches your face, spray aftershave on it I remember first time I shaved and put aftershave on my face.Dear god.

lol Smaddys on a hype tonight

MK2 Ford Focus SportNot really too fussed with whips to be honest with you.Certain man will come with BMWs but still ive in a council flat.Would rather get a few yards sorted and then put some big money down.

Sly StoneSam CookeJulius Caesar

i dolet me explainu hear man trusts his girl fully, u think fool in luv.not even.We were friends for a good while, be4 we got things started, she even had a boyfriend. as i do with all the people around me, back then i made a clear judgment of her character, she holds certasin traits that i find admirable and are too few in other people. These traits are wat make her trust worthy, these traits exist in all the people i trust.Ignore the fact she is my girlfriend.I dn't trust her becuz of wat she means to mean, or what i think i mean to heri trust her becuz of the person she is and always has been.u feel me?she had a boyfriend when u two started, oh skeen did you not read the rest of the sentence? wtf is wrong with youlolBackfired like Riskys life.

What happened to your job in Barclays?

lolBare white people getting excited about a bit of sun.Must have seen a guy with 3/4 lengths, sandals, shades, and a polo.Mug.

You man shape the front and sides of your hair??As in you use that Andi T ting to get the line around your forehad, down by your sideburns, and over and around your ears?How the f*ck do you do that without screwing it up?

Fam.Dont ever have that.Shes taking you for Risky straight up and down.PM me the details.Man will abduct her, bundle her into the boot, drive her to Kilburn, and you know the drill.

LMFAOCarpe mang your a chick.

SMH @ his tombstone.

Innit. Like that Kenan & Kel rumour.Dunno if thats already been mentioned. LOLSomeone give this girl back her clown status...

Yeah everyone heard that bow wow one.SOme next level of detail in school as well."YOu heard it was 9 hours. Yeah fam, everyone left the room and the guard jumped back in and locked it."Some [lionel richie] ALL NIGHT LONG [lionel richie] ting

Dont chat sh*t.

Serious?Most likely yes. I'd say a 90% chance.Pissed.You deleted her existence yet? Phone numbers, texts, photos, gifts, etc...

Serious?

LOLRoots, you are some d*ckhead. For the fact that you said you were trying to educate us means I will be very tempted to write you off road if I see you you sunflower seed eating battyman. The cheek. Like some 16 year old yout is going to enlighten me.It's not even that man.Out of everyone I can tell from your previous posts I hurt you the most, so I apologise.Don't chuck it you skirt wearing nonce.I called it like I saw it. Some battyman was goign round acting like some 13 year old acne ridden computer neek on a power trip, and I tld you you were a fassy straight up and down. Don't mistake that for catching feelings. About I'm hurt. Fam, you could tell me that you won a chocolate milk from gambling at college, and I will still tell you that you are a fruit basket from San Francisco. And this stands even more so becuase I was telling you this behaviour was dumb from early. Not that it hurt me, just that you were acting like a c*nt.And O-Guy. The reason I said it, is this yout is acting like he was breaking us into his mind full of years of experience, when man probably doesn't know a minge from a lampost.LMFAOMFAOI can see you foaming behind your PC mayn.Bars for days.

I am an unorphedox black man The Irony of that is unbelievable.

Every chick I know goes shopping on their own. With the exception of Clubs, I'll do pretty much anything independently.LLow needing someone because you think its lonerish.Think about it, how many times do you see someone walking round on their own, notice, and actually give a sh*t.

Exactly.

LOL at you thinking a chick that smiles when she sees you is on it, when the facts are unavoidable.You are both clearly in a relationship and shes doing what any other chick does which is "playfully and harmlessly" flirt even when she has a man, in order to see that she still "has it".And at the end of the day.You are the prick who takes this as "SHE LOVES ME FAM INNIT, SHES ON DIS TING. MAN WILL DUMP WIFEY JUS TO PIECE DAT STILL".Dumps your chick.And then swiftly gets placed in the friends zone.Stop getting excited fam.