
ShowermanSamuel
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Best are andis T-Outliners. I'll get bare sites but there at work.Thems the ones!Niceness
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From a few weeks back.Someone posted some SHO SHO shape up trimmers.Anyone know the products or websites for them please?
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Ah you know about Stoosh bar. Been there a couple times still.I used to be in Luton every weekend and there was NEVER any problems wherever you were.
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www.7forallmankind.comPardon my fashion ignorance...What is this brand saying?I got a pair for valentines day and they have some Asian type writing on the back. I obviously can't read what it says and am not sure I like them...Are they a decent make or shall I dash them back in her face at speed and politely request something less 'out there'?
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Her, that Steven Beale and Sean Slater were in Area the other Saturday still. Any peoples.
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You got any more of that CD pack at all fam? Fancy uploading it?
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Who for?Sameways... Senior Corporate Account Manager inna dis!Plus a couple music hustles on the side.
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Nah i swear you need to come with some names i aint gonna bait youLOL you keep trying... I aint gonna release a name.
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You sound depressed, not mad depressed but on the borders of it. You've taken a lot of blows to the mindset so don't feel shamed by it.Try doing some excercise to get the endorphins pumping and force a positive outlook on things.If that don't work go see ur doctor.
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I think you have the line blurred between "Freak" and "whore".Please elaborate...The stuff you said, I would associate more with being a whore, than being a freak, e.g. the drunk sex against the church wall, I'd call that whore-ish.But then, she was your chick innit so boy.Everyone is a freak nowadays anyway...Now that you've explained further I hear you.Agreed.
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I think you have the line blurred between "Freak" and "whore".Please elaborate...
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My ex from Bradford was a freak, taught me a lot.Hair pulling, sex over the bonnet of dads soft top merc, sex against church drunk on the way home from raving.PURE dirty talk while we were mashing too. Filming etc.That to me is a freak. On anything basically.
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Most brand new cars are bought on finance, no matter how welloff you are. <<<Sense... bags = grands for refernece.Pure ignorance talk in here. The real working world doesn't save up for everything, it's just not plausible in society to do this forever.You need to know what you're doing and what kind of agreement you are entering into.You must realise the following...- You will never see your deposit again, put ONE grand down and use the rest for insurance. Write it off as like an entrance fee the first time you get in your 'new' whip.- NEVER buy new, let a next d*ckhead take the big depreciation. Six months to a year old is you. You still have at least two years manufacturers warranty left which should also include AA/RAC cover. Even an ex demo off the dealer forecourt is a nice look, will probably be fully loaded to entice the dealer sales and not been driven TOO bad cos they'll always have had a salesperson with them on test drives.- You WILL lose money if you try to get out of the finance agreement before getting halfway through it. EG taking the 'finance' over a 3yr period, you will lose money if you try to get out before 18 months in. At half way through you will break even - You could sell it for pretty much what you still owe, move on and start again on a new whip for example.If all of the above are acceptable to you then you want a PCP agreement. This means you finance the car for say two, three or four years paying a monthly payment along the way - and once this time is up you either give the car back or pay the balloon payment and own it outright.I've done this on four or five whips now. You just need to understand how it works and be happy in the fact that you will never see the deposit again, are stuck with it for at least half the term and are happy with the monthly payment.Furthermore I would advise using a 3rd party leasing/finance company. The one I use is based in Wales, they find me the car I want, arrange the finance, check the car over, deliver it to me at work/home, find a buyer for my old whip and take it away for me. It's the most hassle free thing I've ever had the pleasure of doing.If you want any more info just ask.spit some more brain food on thiswhats the company's name?I use a company called Sabre Leasing. But almost any decent leasing company in the UK will offer you the same service.As others have stated, buying a big whip cash is the stupidest thing you can do. Say bye bye to your investment.I've broken it down above already what the risks are, if you are prepared to take them then its THE best way to get a decent car. On a total clown level, it WILL get you more girls. On a non-clown level, you will feel serious in life and probably act a lot more serious thus forth making you go further in all aspects of life.
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Most brand new cars are bought on finance, no matter how welloff you are. <<<Sense... bags = grands for refernece.Pure ignorance talk in here. The real working world doesn't save up for everything, it's just not plausible in society to do this forever.You need to know what you're doing and what kind of agreement you are entering into.You must realise the following...- You will never see your deposit again, put ONE grand down and use the rest for insurance. Write it off as like an entrance fee the first time you get in your 'new' whip.- NEVER buy new, let a next d*ckhead take the big depreciation. Six months to a year old is you. You still have at least two years manufacturers warranty left which should also include AA/RAC cover. Even an ex demo off the dealer forecourt is a nice look, will probably be fully loaded to entice the dealer sales and not been driven TOO bad cos they'll always have had a salesperson with them on test drives.- You WILL lose money if you try to get out of the finance agreement before getting halfway through it. EG taking the 'finance' over a 3yr period, you will lose money if you try to get out before 18 months in. At half way through you will break even - You could sell it for pretty much what you still owe, move on and start again on a new whip for example.If all of the above are acceptable to you then you want a PCP agreement. This means you finance the car for say two, three or four years paying a monthly payment along the way - and once this time is up you either give the car back or pay the balloon payment and own it outright.I've done this on four or five whips now. You just need to understand how it works and be happy in the fact that you will never see the deposit again, are stuck with it for at least half the term and are happy with the monthly payment.Furthermore I would advise using a 3rd party leasing/finance company. The one I use is based in Wales, they find me the car I want, arrange the finance, check the car over, deliver it to me at work/home, find a buyer for my old whip and take it away for me. It's the most hassle free thing I've ever had the pleasure of doing.If you want any more info just ask.
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She beautiful
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Me and the man dem went to Harlow for some out the ends raving under the radar with a few links.Leave the club, driving outta Harlow to the M25 and my one starts giving me head... ALL the way home on the motorway. I soldiered it and managed not to buss. Get on the slip road and tell her she needs to come up so I can change gear - she was in the way of the stick.She goes "Nah it's cool" and changes for me, I parked my whip with her head still in my lapMe after the motorway..."Hmm, yea... Second.... Ummm, jeez... Third..."Them professional headmount way there si mi.
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Bounce ain't even new ya know... Hyperactive has something to do with it. Music is quite wide I think, breakbeats, miami bass etc - Does look quite good.Bar Rumba is a dump though.Umbaba is your typical posh West End club. Two totally different crowds and music policies though.
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I'm too laid back. people tek it for weakness.
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Biggest show on the UK roadside.
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You never stop loving them deep down, you just stop liking them.
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Come summer watch how many man are rocking these too...It's all gone fruit salad out ere.
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Happened to me once that I can remember... Me and my boy linked a couple Stevenage girls in the local spot. Arranged to go check them mid week at one of their yards.BOTH of their kids were in the spare room and kept makin noise as sson as we got their... I said to myslef ALLOW IT from then but my boy wanted to go through still.Him and his one paired off and me and the other one were left, she weren't busted but just was not my usualy type at all, she plied me with vodka and in turn I became a little more amouraous.Hit the bedroom... Going through the warm up motions, my ting was semi-there but not really going all the way... get the dom on.. Put it in... BUCKET.I banged it for five mins, pretended to buss, text my boy to hurry up then fell asleep till he was done. Worst mash EVER.We call it 'taking one for the team' - You're not family tree unless you do it for one another once in a while.
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NAMESNever dat, I just clocked ur myspace, you probably know one of her younger cousins.She'd drive down the M1 and give me a hot clap round the head if I hotted her up. You Northerners are to aggy. Gyal could drink beer like I've never seen before!
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You know fam...I'm actually finding myself getting more and more rowdy as time goes on.I've said some SHOCKING things of late and I don't know where they came from. Not on camera mind but just mid-mash.I miss my ex from Bradford boy... She was DIRTY FREAK NASTY.
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I don't entertain the nonsense for a hot second.If she sober I'll just roll my eyes so she can see and tell her to be quiet. I will always TALK an issue out happily, but if I hear ANY tone in the voice or see ANY over exaggerated movement in the neck, face or hands it's a swift ear nose and throat lcokdown from me. None ah dat.If she drunk then she must leave my presence at once. One tried it a few weeks back after the club, her and her friend back at mine. Threw her out in the corridoor... Both too drunk to drive home so they had to sit in the car. Come morning the issue had gone and she wanted the mash. Dumb dumb chicks.