Protractor

This is all i ever hear in my dads pubs."Shes at uni, she's the posh one""Here have a burger, you're a student""She hasn't got a job! She's a student"f*ck off.

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lol, when I lived with my dad he bought a playstation then a week later he sold it-without consulting me first.*Hugs**Phones Childline*

Also, can I just add that for the past three years as a birthday "present" my Dad has bought me a car.Then sold it three days later.For three years.No joke.

Bbq Pringles off my Mum.In retrospect it was really funny but also sad as we were poor.

It was worth £300,000 (street value) for whoever asked.

I did:SociologyEconomicsBusiness(General Studies)A level

If you don't immediately gather your family QUICK and "plan" a "surprise" party and pretend you were joking I will hunt you down and kill you!

I'm a girl (I don't know what relevance it has but still) let me just tell you something:Tell your ex to f*ck off and mind her own business.

I'm not down with the whole laptop game I wouldn't be able to find it in the UK.Like TORRES said, do you have a website?

That is basically a clothed orgy.

And where do you get these things my friend?

16 = legal my friend.

15

u kno what he does he comes in willy nillylike he may ring the bell but he doesnt wait for it to be answered he jus comes inand he has a master key that opens everyones roomHe legally has to give you 48 hours before he enters the property without permission from one or all of you.Take is ass to court.

Can't you just go in anyway? I would.

Oh no, my plot has been foiled, I shall retire to my normal life now.Sorry for the inconvenience caused.Bye Seriouss.Hope I haven't made you feel like your life worth borders on comparison with Jodie Marsh.

Lmao.Badman.

I that what it looked like I was doing.I apologise.It wasn't.The fact that Smaddy is more intelligent than Seriouss, is nothing to be bigged up for.

You know nothing about me. You might have read what I choose to post on here but thats it![Noise off family fortunes] Ehh err. [/Noise off family fortunes]Sorry.Try again.

Tell me about it Smadds, I'm bored of it already.Bored but you're still provoking more replies.Hmm, that makes no sense!You love it.do u fancy her?do u kno her in real life?I fancy you more than i fancy that baggy old mere.

I do.What now?

Tell me about it Smadds, I'm bored of it already.ignore itSmaddy is so far THE most intelligent person here.Think about it, a younger more intelligent girl is SCHOOLING you seriouss on normal, every day, common sense.Shame.Smaddy >>> You.

Tell me about it Smadds, I'm bored of it already.Bored but you're still provoking more replies.Hmm, that makes no sense!You love it.

Following?Around?You seem to have an unbelievably high sense of self worth.When really you've been smashed and dashed so many times in your life you've become so bitter and low in confidence that your only source of attention is www.vip2.co.ukWhich is why you love it so much, attention for being a slag. A big fat slag.