Peppergrain

Being whipped round the face with a penis.

Also, I suggest picking up some bargains from Oxfam.Cooking with baby oil, lard or Vaseline if you've run out of Olive Oil.Also like what Smaddy said, scrape the toothpaste out, but you can also do that with Shampoo.Take pints of milk from neighbours doorsteps.Use a Bic and cut your hair yourself.After you have finished with your Pot Noodles containers, wash them out and use them as cups.Steal some wooden forks from the chip shop.You know when you get slithers of old soap, save them up and push them into a container, you should be able to make one BIG soap.When buying a can of soup, only use half and put the rest in the fridge, water down both those halves.Don't buy flowers for your mum, pick them from someones garden.

LMAO, then the way X:T goes:"You look like Brandy".

Who is the "pissed for life" breh?

How on earth does a man come to know about mooncups?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

LOL, I know who it really is. I just think he looks like Sick Sense.

Sick_Sense.

Sorry Fox.Generous helping of tittays in the last pic.

LOL who's got those pictures of Logan in all those strange stances?Where someone asked him why he is "rolling with Patel"?

EUGH EUGH EUGH, can someone lock this again please?

Oh sh*t... The next page:

LMAOOOOO!The sickest plainface.

asdadasdsdfsadfsdfsdafsagsdgf*ck off.but on a reals tho at least he dosen't need the council like u do prickface. If the council werent here u wudnt b alive so carry on givin urself a shapeup wid a screwdriver.Feelings.

Who smokes those cigarettes which cater for tramps? I think they are called Parkside or Park Road, they don't even have filters.

I HATE towels, either period blood stinks or just MY period blood stinks so the towel stinks and they feel like I'm wearing a nappy. I'm on mine right now, I've got all the back pain and sh*t. At night what do you use? I can't use anything, I just wrap an old bath towel on me so it's like a big nappy. Ego, this topic was for the guys too.

Well, like I said the only women who seem to moan about equality is...

Women and men are NOT equal. Men are providers, women are carers. Notice how f*cked up children are becoming because mummy wants to be a dyke and be a mechanic or a f*cking paintball marshall just to prove a point.

What a load of old tosh. I want my 1 minute, 2 seconds back.

Nah, it's some Canadian. This is she. So not a guy, but blaitently a lesbian.

This is one of them.SCARY. My sister uses her Facebook for people she knows in real life, so HUNDREDS of people like THIS keep trying to add me and my brother and then message sh*t like "PLZ PLZ PLZ get ur sis to accept xxx" the most annoying thing ever.

I don't take drugs neither.I tried but I just don't take to them too well, the first time I smoked week I had visions, I was screaming, kicking, I hardly remember anything, it felt like it was going on for ages but my head was spinning like I was in a really bright room, rolling around... and all I could hear in the background was "JOOKIE MUNDOS BIRTHDAY BASH" advert on Freeze on constant repeat. I've tried it a few times since and always have a strange compulsion to stick a breadknife into a sleeping person and "find" myself wandering around in the kitchen, so it's best I never mess with it.

I just accept them on MySpace, like Kurious, it's mainly chicks and little shits trying to get their friends up such as ALIZAY. LOL. I don't really use it anymore since I discovered the joys of Facebook, I've caught up with loads of old faces. I REALLY REALLY HATE IT though, I can't escape all these little girls from America and Canada who keep trying to add me because they are fans of my sister. There's some f*cking scary, obsessed ones like MC Olly (Bully you know, lol).

Look at the STATE of people who drink though. I felt a bit of a nerd because I have neve been into drink, infact I think I have only ever had alcohol THREE times in my entire life and I'm 23. I just don't need it, it does nothing for me. Can someone explain what's so good about alcohol?

Get a tin of corn beef and some potatoes (which like the cakey cake stuff, you should have in your supplies anyway) and mix it together.What's up Indect? Are you low on funds this week?