Peppergrain

I've a feeling Toney is trying to make me rub random sh*t on my head.Like that guy on VIP2 the other day who put milk in his eye because another member told him too.

Him, he's my favourite.

I feel sorry for white men.You have to be a black, one armed lesbian in this country.

The middle one.They all look fresh. Especially number 1.

IBA I think she was, she had two brothers called Gift and Junior if that means anything, I just know if you knocked on their door the wrong time, their dad would come out shouting in his African accent and he sounded like the dad penguin on Pingu.Ultimate council estate food.The one house with loud bashment.The one house where you cannot knock or walk past and avoid at all costs because a madman lives there.The one abandoned car which everyone hangs out in when it's cold.Plus, your estate aint sh*t unless it has at least two parks where you can flick the swings.Or at least 10 doors to one walkway where you can play knock down ginger.Growing up on an estate >> Growing up anywhere else.Alex, this topic isn't for you still.

People could have cried since.I did, when the Punto got clamped. I was proper bawling, rolling around, crying in my sheets. I've been crying whenever I think of him. I loved that car so much.

Don't believe anything Alex says, he is the resident retard. He has a brown nose, regardless of what race he is.

Emmanuel?

Oh, I thought it was a code word for something.

Can I get a REFUND if I aint supposed 2 be paying it?HHhmmm I wonder if I can call up and BE LIKE..Did I drive into your stinkin zone or did I not drive... I don't think you can.Things like this only work to benefit THEM.

What's a Libra? Like Lady Libra? If anyone remembers her.

Pay it anyway.R.I.P my baby, my Punto. *cries*

I didn't have a shower head at all. Plastic jug from the kitchen was me.No radiators neither... Drying clothes is either...or... Over the bath.You aint from an estate unless the floor was some rock hard black or blue plastic tile things if you lifted the carpet.

The mixed race guys I know like mixed race girls.

That took f*cking ages to fill a bath with the kettle, by the time you managed to fill just under half way the water was stone cold.Having some hench fruit magnets on your fridge.Having "safety glass" somewhere in your flat, you know the blurred windows with a very fine wire mesh inside it?

I joined up pretending to be a gay black guy I knew from Primary school, anyhow at school he had a peppergrain head - what black boys (and some girls) get when they have short hair but it's kind of bald in places and where they don't look after it, it turns into some balls. Ceazy - nickname in real life, first name Chloe, middle name Christie first two initials are C.C and said kind of fast it's always sounded like "Cee Zee".

Yuck, I used to drink that sh*t to make me put on some weight because I thought I was too skinny.It tastes like you're drinking your own cold vomit.

that pose in your pic is so koolwait a min no it aint you f*cking stupid sloshpit stop posing and look after your kids dam itMy kid is well looked after, thanks for your concern. xx

My sister has really long hair nearing arse level and it's silky and thick and looks in such good condition, which is suprising because of all the cainrowing and tight pony tails and then tweaking it into spikes I thought it would be shitty. She says the secret is to only wash it every two weeks, I just can't do that, once every two days is me.

Trust me, the Naf Naf girl was most likely to be my sister. Memories eh? Even Eastenders filmed an episode there!

I don't care what colour you are, if you don't know the Knowledge you SHOULDN'T be helped. And women shouldn't drive cabs anyway, wouldn't want to die.

Where does it say this?I hate Ken Livingstone and I know that he lives on Mowbray road or whatever it's called in Cricklewood, the house with the wind turbine, I might throw bottles of piss at his kids.

Probably for the same reasons girls like to go with men who smell like their fathers probably.