Peppergrain

My house always manages to get harvest spiders.You know, those spiders with tiny bodies and long, LONG thin legs.

LOLeverytime i hear this phrase i imagine a clit hitting someoneLMAO.

I'm happily married and never had a relationship lasting under 18 months. Plus I am in my twenties.I think if anything I am more in a posistion to "brush heads" about their relationships than anyone else.

It means...Are you under the thumb?Are you wrapped round her little finger?Are you p*ssy whipped?Does she keep you in check, under lock and key?

tbh i dont even know what that statement means.So ill get back to you on that one.lol!i dont think she know's either!Von Boyage, darling, honey bunch...... Put a lead on this bitch please, or smash a f*cking dictionary round her boat.Like someone said she comes like a female E15 BOXAH.

Ashman tries to teach me to swim whenever we go on holiday. I can only manage a doggy paddle.

You wearing her thumb on your head Von Boyage?

Are they those spiders who scream at you?

come CORRECT.... if it was it would be BON VOYAGE!!!!but narr it aint aint u dissapointed!Oh shut up you dumb skettelle.I know what the correct version is. It's a play on words.Von Boyage, DARLING, read your missus some books please.FOOOL...i can read my self.....see what i mean...u jus ave 2 cum wid cusses like "skettelle"read the dictionary and come at me wid some intelligence! The irony. LOL.From a shlag who cannot spell "with" and "come".AGYAGYAGYAGYAGYAGYAGYAGYAGYAGYAGYGA

You couldn't squash that if you wanted to, all greenish, yellowish liquid would squirt out.Plus, it's bad luck to kill spiders.

come CORRECT.... if it was it would be BON VOYAGE!!!!but narr it aint aint u dissapointed!Oh shut up you dumb skettelle.I know what the correct version is. It's a play on words.Von Boyage, DARLING, read your missus some books please.

I like spiders so I would probably find a container, probably the big plastic Ikea crates I have all my potions in and keep it as a pet.

Could it be "Von Boyage" to your missus?

Maybe.

Some cottage cheese arse.

Why?What do you think Streets would say?

lmao@ u tryin 2 make this about me an u YOU CANT HAVE ME!!!i aint ur type anyway (no spots)You're the one making it about you and me.You're the one who keeps mentioning my name in every thread.Ignore me, I'll ignore you? Cool?shut up i didnt bring u in2 this....i was jus sayin u jus chat sh*t in ur arguements ur not sum1 2 fear!i saw ur mum last night smokin crack fishin in a bin (didnt happen)thats the levels of ur arguments jus bare breeze so come of ur hype ur jus the local benefit family every comunity has one even our e-comunity...now SHUT UP.NO YOU SHUT UP.That's the level of your argument.Know you place in life, I stated it in the last useless thread of yours.Now stop trying to communicate with me. There's only enough room in my life for one GBF.

lmao@ u tryin 2 make this about me an u YOU CANT HAVE ME!!!i aint ur type anyway (no spots)You're the one making it about you and me.You're the one who keeps mentioning my name in every thread.Ignore me, I'll ignore you? Cool?

looooolWhat was so funny? You nervous?

I like to leave people hanging.

OOOOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOO I'm a bucket.It's merking season out here.

You only just realised?

not 2 far down man can see ur dirty ass crack...wash that asap.Boo Hoo, I'm crying. You BADMAN.

Stick to your floor sweeping, trust me, comedy isn't for you.

I like to leave people suspending from mid air. Just wondering, sitting there tapping in 1927356329 password possibilities.