Peppergrain

Nah I'm a fella. I've just posted my pic, I have more if you want.

This is me, does anyone like? I've got more pics if anyone wants.

Oh yeaaaah, and I was in a hot air balloon a few years ago and it nearly felled.

Nope.

I hate kissing, it's disgusting, did you know there are thousands more germs and deadly bacteria in an average mouth than on an average mans penis?I'd rather suck d*ck if I am honest.

Was shot in the face with an air rifle.

I have already concidered it and have already registared with a company, I found out about such when I was a secret shopper. I will do it.

£300, a stuffed Rhubarb doll, a dog made out of wire and a second hand top.

I like to hump teddy bears and pillows.

I dunno if someone has posted it but who was that guy back in the day that had this tune with really deep bass, it was continuous and he shouted over it, the video could have caused an epileptic fit. But yes, he was sh*t but catchy.

It's a bloke. Take the number anyway and ring it slyly.

They do, indeed look like disabled shoes.

I flat out believed in Santa until I was 12.I also thought orgasms were tiny creatures, even in college. Then I realised that they are organisms.

Sounds like you may have an ingrown toenail. The doctors can remove it for you but it will grow back, the best thing is to amputate the entire toe. Which shouldn't be hard, take some sleeping pills and use the sharpest vegetable knife you have to chop off the entire toe.

I like 2sickbastards, they do sick tees. The happy slapper one is quite nice. A friend of mine wears basketball trainers all the time, crap such as this...I think they are UGLY.

I've posted in just a tee. Y'know, one leg cocked up on the chair, the heel pressing into my bits.

Well I have the problem as described by post maker. I asked my mum about it and that was her reply...

Does Meagan Good have false teeth like Simon Cowell?

My mum.

Harrow to Oxford Street. Middle of the night, bored, locked out of my domain. Had to pass the time somehow.

Hectic Boys.I danced for days.

"If you were a bogey I would pick you."

23 year old man. It isn't a case of he wants to keep it, he so desperately wants to get rid of his virginity, just no one wants to rid of it for him.

Vagina shapes are inherited so there is a pretty good chance her mum and her granny have the same type of dangly, chewy clit.

I prefer the Angry Mob if I am honest with you.