LemonGuy

Horrible stuff. Man was setting up his profiles with no regard for human life. By the end of it, even he wasn't even sure what he was anymore...

YH? Has it happened? yes it has, Greece has defaulted by proxy.... its the silent beginning of bigger trouble you ignorant clown greece bondholders took a 50% haircut on their debt and the stability fund was boosted to 1.4tn in order to prevent a greek default, which has caused equities, commodities and the rest of the complex to rally, copper for instance has regained almost 20% which is huge. fao anyone who is actually interested in finance - DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS GUY.. he spouts utter garbage and has absolutely no clue about the very basics of the markets. like i said before, he's one of those drones who regurgitate what they read on the daily mail website (usually incorrectly). and before you start with your usual retort, i actually do this and live this life mate. i've got a rolex on my wrist which my boss bought me last quarter, a patek phillipe which he bought for me in q2.. basically on my wrist alone i have your yearly salary, i own my own flat in the city without a mortgage and my girlfriend is probably fitter than urs pal, so get back in your pram you knucklehead. Lol.

Check the scenario. Just ran a 10K at lunch with one guy from work, come back, shower etc. Buck one next guy from work and we go down to the Mexican place to get burritos. Everyone talking about how hungry they are, especially me as I hadn't had any breakfast - I HAD MADE THIS VERY CLEAR, MAN WAS RAVENOUS. Everyone talking about "yeah, i'm getting a burrito and some nachos", so I go first, that's exactly what I order. Go upstairs, sit down, look around. All I see is burritos. Nobody else has bought Nachos. Just as I clock this, I see a big hand making it's way right into the nachos I just opened. Me - "WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING BRAH, FUCK OFF". Him - 'DON'T BE TIGHT MATE". Don't be tight yeah? I'm the only c*nt that spent money on the nachos, now everyone thinks it's a buffet?! Fucking white people.

You raving loony. Imagine making a lie like that up. There's egg on our faces that's for certain.

The only two decent chicks on TOWIE are Lucy and Peri.

Sheeeeet. Those police left their boy to get mangled. No solidarity there

K&K obviously just paid for youtube seeding, it's not complicated. Our clients do it all the time, for a few bags you can get 500,000 people in India clicking on a link for you- it's not new.

They got mad love for me, I'm pretty natural, I just watch my swearing a bit.

:lol: What a guy.

My parents are 25 years deep in the game, but they've been together since they were 15. My grandparents are past their golden, on like 55 years or something. I'll be doing similar numbers with the current woman in my life, god willing.

"I never called you a fucking black c*nt you fucking knobhead". Looks about right to me. Still, fuck Terry.

Watching The Killing (Danish version). It's fucking sick, i'm only 5 episodes in but I suspect everyone already.

In a studio shooting French Connections next campaign. 2 models and 10 dancers. IF ANY OF YOU MAN ARE IN CALEDONIAN ROAD AREAS HOLLA ME FOR THE CONNECT.

(WMSW)

S'wat I'm saying.

Fucking LOL.

Still one of the jokest things I've ever heard. 'Sent her two bangs'. That's some mad language.

Move house, two towns over.

My two favourites; Back row in the middle or the one to her left. Boomin'.

lol isit really a bad a choice? bearing in mind the football background i have and the fact i already have a level 2 badge? Football ain't an industry you get into through academics. It's all about networking. Most agents/coaches/managers etc are friends an relatives of people already in the game. It's not a ting where you get in by uploading your cv and doing interviews. You also have to take into account that Southampton Solent is a steaming shithole. I did my degree there. It sucks a bears d*ck.

I need to be better with money. I'm slaving and not saving so it's not cool.

COME ON CHAMBO lol. Funny little feature.