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En Sabah Nur

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  1. used 2 get my bro 2 go my hair wen i used 2 shave it offno way im payin £8 4 a 5 minute clipper job
  2. En Sabah Nur

    what?

    enjoyin the time that my manager is not here by f*ckin about
  3. im a streamerget tired of seeing the same porn ova n ova agenbutsayin that i do keep a few favourites 4 every now n agen or if my internet is bein slow
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    Gambit

    gambit cud kenitecally charge cars/houses/poles/wateva the f*ck he wantshe chooses cards because they ez 2 fit in his pocketlol
  5. december is 2mrwwaits nearly ova
  6. ur wrongur gonna break ur bf's nose wiv ur pumNo, not the face one!!The one where she literally JUMPS on the d*ck. he heoh seenyeh that sounds like funlets try it out
  7. wat i've never got, is that u actually complain about havin sex?!?"i no, she wants sex all the time, wat do i do?"f*ckin man up n rag the hell out of her!
  8. Apocalypse humbly accepts a life time of worship
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    CRAMP

    never had that problemim not 2 big on the whole finger f*ckin things, thats long, i cnt b arsed wiv thatdo a quick rub the clit til she cums. its 1 million times faster n givs harder orgamsms apparently
  10. im kool man, no need 4 a rapidshare passstart work at 8.30 n start downloading.yday i downloaded 4 at work n a few at yard. got the whole onslaught saga, world war hulk xmen (sumbody reupp part 3 4 me pls), all 3 family guy comics, AND apocalypse 1 shot. all in about 3 days
  11. lololol that was bare jokesreed richards got headtopped
  12. I am the poor barstard trying to better my life.gets u more respect imo
  13. Oh Ash, i dnt think u heard the good newsReading university offered me an Unconditional offer 2 do Philosophy and Politcs next year..wat course r u doing now?if u really wanna do policits in uni then finish off ur course, get ur diploma, then resign up at a diff college 2 do the other courseR-Style
  14. YEH MANits a moment id never 4get[griminal] i aint got a free yard lyk agrro, mums downstairs still do it lyk raggo! RAGGS! push it in deep not shallow [griminal]
  15. had a lil fued wiv this boyjumped on hi5 (couple years bak) n sent his sister a messagelinked her 4 1 monthalso recognised this boum ting at a party, got wiv her on the nyt but i lost her digits, found her on an ex's friend list (the 1 above), messgaed her n got wiv her a few more times
  16. not even a real person 2levels r as low as a limbo stickDepends which stage of the llimbo one is at does it not....Meh.levels r as low as a Hermes from Futurama's limbo stick
  17. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...endID=128186269ice kid-starlight glaciercan ne1 up it 4 me or giv me a link 4 a WORKING myspace ripper
  18. never ever barebacked a link. quite simply i wnt eva trust em enufif they my f*ck buddy how many other guys f*ck buddy's r they?used 2 regularily bareback my ex, but i was wiv her 4 months n new her 4 time b4 we got 2gethawe started off usin jimmys, then 1 day we was foolin about n it slipped in. thort f*ck it n carried on. never went bak 2 jimmys after thathad 1 pregnancy scare but apart from that the pill was a godsend
  19. wat i wanna see is 1 of the boys mums recognise him cruisin aboutflashes him 2 put his lights onn then the boy has 2 pop his own mumthen he'd realise wat hes doin
  20. seeeenthe whole car wiv no lights thing is bare old thodikheads still
  21. "so terminator.. u say ur a "darkside specialist"..does that mean we shall b seeing u as the new villian in the latest star wars movie then?"T: this show is ova! im makin u take anual leave!!yes i no, that was swag, but at least i tried1/10if thatbut it was the best i came up wiv
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