anti social

Final score : Fulham 1 Everton nilGreat result 4 fulham cuz i know William hill just made a packet off this matchThe toffees havent won at craven cottage in 42 years!

Jason Koumas has already been sent off in the Wigan Bolton match. Still nil nil

They're also 1 nil up!!!!!Fulham 1 Toffees 0Come on!!!!!!!!

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Nah. Im on a strict no bacon diet. I dont deal wid feds. Under any circumstance.

This is NOT the 1st time sum1s tried 2 take dis motherf*cka out.

LOL @ the government 4 tryin 2 lock the kids down WAY b4 any sort of crime has been comitted. I used 2 b a motherf*cka at primary so i would've been a shoe-in 4 this list. The thing is though, I HAVE NO CRIMINAL RECORD WHATSOEVER. So y should i be on a DNA database without actually breaking the law? And any1 whos reppin the bang bang "if you've got nothing 2 hide, you've got nothing 2 worry about" gang go suck ur dead nan through ur fat mothers p*ssy lips. Any1 who agrees with this has dun been anal raped by the government anyway (no homo)

Well, seeing as this topic has been completely parred off......Did u know West ham r gettin sponsored by butlins holidays next year. Apparently its because both their seasons r over by september.Toys R Us have recalled the new Dean Ashton action figure. Apparently you cant get it out of the box.

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Erm.......... Id probably overdraw my bank account (screw HSBC) go see a couple dealers 4 da premium grade den hit the nearset city centre 2 get pissed/lash loose chicks. And if im honest with myself, Id probably cause a WHOLE HEAP of trouble/confusion on VIP2? Ur probably thinkin rite now y wud u cause trouble? Well.....y not? Im dead weight in 48 hours!**Flips middle finger 2 admins 4 no apparent reason whatsoever**Id probably start the following fake rumors :1) I hacked the original VIP2 cus i wanted the turquoise skin2)Seriouss doesnt exist. Roots just made her up as a social experiment 2 see who would talk 2 her3)Eduardos got 3 legs. The 1 that got broke is actually a spare4)Anti Social was a russian spambot sent by the KGB to kill u all.And so on..............

Wolf whistling is easy when u know how. I remember it only took a couple days 2 learn. If u want a real challenge, try doin it without ur fingers. It always seems mad 2 me when i see 1 of my boys wolf whistling very loud without even raising their hands 2 their mouth. Requests any1????**Quickly whips out harmonica and clears throat**

Ang tite the "Bang bang i havent had credit 4 years and dnt plan on puttin any on"" gangBesides, what wud i do with crezidents other then waste it on pointless phonecalls?

U no wot? Ive noticed most parents get lazier with the discipline as the years go on. When me and my older sister stepped out of line, its a straight beating IF WE WERE LUCKY. Bak in the day punishments got dished out like flyers 4 a darnce. Now its all gone 2 pot. My 13yr old brother gets suspended every other week (i wouldve been sent 2 africa on a slave boat if it was me ) and gets away wid it. My mom always spoils him, then he acts spoilt and nobody understands why. Then theres my 20 yr old younger brother. My man jus did 18 months of a 3 year stretch 4 armed robbery with posession of CS gas(counts as firearms in the court of law) and he gets treated like a king. Im sorry 2 say it but the ONLY thing u can do is let them walk their own path. From when parents cant control the child, NO1 can control the child. Ive already got my "i told u so" speech ready 4 marge 4 when the sh*t hits the fan.

I think the mute button is the best option here

damn. At least im not the only 1 who had a bad night.

Progress report : SatisfactoryKeep up the good work

Im interested 2 know what the hell ur supposed 2 say to the 18yr old when he/she koncks ur door later in life. "im sorry but the the only reason u exist is because i spunked in a cup 4 tickets 2 Glastonbury"

them homosexuals thereLOL FOOTWEAR! Bare pics and u focus on the footwear! Imagine turning dwn good p*ssy cuz of the shoes.Alicia Keys : "oi anti social, i want ur d*ck right now"Anti Social : "yeah, but ur wearing last year's jimmy choo's. Get away from me"

Nah. Goin 2 watch it at the pub with a few friends. Although i know i shud b goin cuz prices will skyrocket nxt yr due 2 sucess.

Villa win Chelsea winPompey win cuz those bluenose scum can barely win @ home neva mind away!

**Wipes solitary tear from eye**Oh the memories!The 90's>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whateva deckade you think is best

**Logs on orange website and starts ordering free sim cards**