Knox Harrington

Some c*nt left an angry note on my car once because of my shoddy park job. It wasn't my fault the car next to me was parked in a f*cked up way and I had to accomidate that.

Ahhh the irony.

LOLZ

You cunts. I get air and a thread about letters of complaint gets replies. I guess I went too far with the whole poetry thing.

Its funny the way threatening r*pe has become considered flirting on VIP2 these days.

Tucker Max is my hero.

Can you have a relationship who is a lot stupider than you and be really happy with it? I don't mean like a skettish dumb girl, a good girl but one who is quite stupid.I'm starting to wonder. I can't be the only person on here who wants to take their misses to a cemetary and read them Keats and be appreciated?Same aplies for the girls just switch it around.

I'm loving it although certain words are still f*cking censored. Sort it out!

When I started to read that I thought it'd be an anecdote that involved you shaving your fanny. I'm disappointed.

I feel sorry for kids these days. Got no chance of going places underage. When I was underage we were regulars in the pub, noone cared.

What the f*ck is an infield? Its grass on the wicket, lets play cricket.

Nah it was more likely she was a massive cokehead. She was that kind of bird. She kept showing me pictures of her 30 year old boyfriend after I shagged her and telling me how rich he was. I was like and just backed away towards the door.

*Waits for Jamal to arrive*

I once f*cked this girl and she was on top and she shat on me a bit. I was drunk though and just ignored the disgusting smell until I was finished. When we got up there was sh*t all over her housemates white sheets. I quickly got dressed and left.What it is to be a student.

An appropriate name as the top ones are swagalicious. You made the right choice.

No its not about being thrown about the bedroom by your misses. Some serious emasculation.

Alllll woman.I'm not buying it til I've seen her front bottom.

To be fair, there's a lot, lot worse stuff than that about.

M12 unlucky mate rosary beads were the last 'next big thing'. Soon every c*nt and his dog will be wearing them. I've always thought they looked sh*t tbh, but each to their own.

Its a bloke in a dress surely?

You're talking about when you're doing a bird up the arse? This happens then, its called an anal relapse and it isn't a myth. If you're doing her the way god intended the worst that can happen is she might do a massive fanny fart.

I was doing the bar for a christening on sunday and Nicky Butt was there. I spoke to him a bit but he was particularly charmless and the guy didn't even tip. I think I annoyed him aswell because I always thought he was a City fan.

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AAAAAAAHHAAAHAAahahahahahahaaf*cking hell.That skinny one who goes first is f*cked. He just keeps walking round the room doing a weird duck walk and grinding the walls.I'd love to hear the conversation when one of them suggested it "err, fellas, I've got this idea for a video..."

Went to my girls house but I came back here cos she's up early tomorrow. Now I'm just listening to some new music I downloaded today. 'Boxer' by The National is a f*cking good album.