On a similar note I was round my mates' gaff earlier and this guy I haven't seen for a while was there. He had a new phone and I was looking at it and I saw this crap picture as his background. Naturally, I said to him "whats that f*cking SHITE background you've got?" and he says "its the picture my Dad gave to me for my 21st" (his Dad is an artist). I couldn't stop laughing for like 10 minutes but I felt pretty harsh and I'm quite sure he didn't see the funny side.