Monday Bandele

How is it your worst season for 10 years? You now have 34 points after 19 games. 2010-2011 you had 33 points 2012-2013 you had 33 points 2008-2009 you had 20 points

Had a helmet on and is still critical. Impact must have been crazy, hope he pulls through.

La Liga turned Jose into more of a c*nt.

This referee is terrible.

So Walcott is officially our set piece taker now yeah?

Seems like we just have different priorities Guys with no dress sense always use this excuse. Like it's not possible to care about the clothes you wear and how you step out your house whilst having your life priorities in check.

Giroud faking injuries to avoid the card but still got it. Didn't even tackle with his right leg, the idiot.

Have you got any invites for What.CD?

Rosicky >> Hope them MLS rumours aren't true.

Russians > They'd always have the dubstep vinyls on the net first back when the scene was bumping.

LOL words of a tramp. LOL at girls not caring what you wear. LOL at not enjoying spending money on a new garment and feeling on top of the world the first time you drop it.

They clearly weren't built for it. It's an exhausting job with plenty of perks. I'd go into it if it weren't for my record.

Boxing Day deevs gon' deev...

This guy could record his farts for 4 minutes, put it up as his new track and everyone would love it. New material is terrible.

Copped mine for Mario Kart, Smash Bros and Wind Waker HD alone.

LMAO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahg90HABOy4

The last thing I think of when I hear forensics are stopping small time drug dealers. Why would anyone think that? Even idiots know CSI exists.

tbf she isn't actually part of the met her company is sub contracted she normally works on sexual abuse cases but was on call that night which is y it was a bit mawd but tbh idgaf if she helps them when she tells me about having to test for siemen on nappies smfh

Ah pissed, thought it was all day.

Yeah, all murders should go unsolved and no one should ever be convicted...

Left for Dead 2 free on Steam until the end of the day.

*Rips Westwood NYE ticket in half*

jfnkefbskfsdfsg sg Just put Negredo to score next 10 seconds before that move. Give me my 110 quid.

Excruciating.

This is how Chelsea vs. Arsenal should have been from kickoff instead of that shit match.