Monday Bandele

Snuck out to get chicken cottage, brought it back at lunchtime, was jammin on the playground with the mandem and a football flies out of nowhere right into my meal. fell on the floor, i was fuming. the tamil yout who kicked it held tumps, he informed and i got suspended for 4 days. My first day back now, schools done and im seeing bare tamil goons across the road, thinking nah something aint right. they all cross towards me, thought it was just 8 or so of them but as they crossed more were coming out of cars and shit, was PRANG. The one who approached me must have been his brother, was askin me why i did reh teh teh and i told him straight, he's getting aggy. i prolly coulda just apologised and been humble bout it but i was young and dumb. two twos now he turns to one of the cars and shouts 'bring the axe'. heard that and i was GONNNEEEE! no man or car was catching me, the fear was real.

Amazon and Tesco are warring for pre-orders, Shopto are charging that price because they're feeding off the reputation they have for delivering games early but it's highly unlikely anyone will get it until the Tuesday if it's posted.

Something my grandad would say.

I'm creasing at the consistency of the negs.

It will go wrong. Refuse to get hyped.

Diaby not number 2 anymore? Bit odd.

I don't want Bendtner to play purely out of spite. Prick says he's never going to play for us again then thinks he can come running back when no one wants him, d*ckhead. Can rot in the reserves. Give Sanogo and Walcott their chances, their hungry, he's not.

It's baffling.

Iniesta, Xavi?

Bare information.

Giroud knows that the next three months are integral to his career. Could even end up going to Brazil if he takes this chance.

You do realise this brudda is German yeah? hes been playing in hot spain for 3 years. dont matter where hes from . The culture/weather shock is real Are you retarded? What culture shock? Breh's German, he probably knows more about England and speaks the language better than certain born and bred citizens. Taking man for some 18 year old Brazilian regen.

He's 87.

One guy's saying Shopto will start shipping on the Friday instead of the Monday. If that's true then boyyy.. Could have the game on Saturday.

Fuck... we actually have Ozil.

The clinic Bale had his medical at paid 10m euros just to get him to take a picture outside it. SMH, Real already making their money back.

fuckin with this

And that's enough VIP2 for me tonight...

Ice did say that it would be a mad ting if Bale's transfer made us stronger. Let's wait and see.

Some butters home screen. Wouldn't even wanna look at my phone.

That's the ting you beat? Allow it.

Feel to hibernate until midnight tomorrow.