Man Utd "We will take all the trophies in style"

[MUFCCHAMPS2007]

Liverpool are thinking way to much of there selfs since they won the cl.Liverpool usually finish about 40-20 points behind the winners of the prem.Who cares about your 18 old division 1 titles, i doubt you where even born to see most of them.No one talks about that sh*t.

[The Infamous]

All this Liverpool and Utd banter has cause me to find some crackersQ: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?A: They had pictures of Manchester United Players on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. Q: What do you call 20 Manchester United Fans skydiving from an aeroplane? A: DiahorreaQ: What do you call a Man Utd season ticket holder?A: Scenery...Q: What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have in common?A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being. Q: What's the difference between listening to Alex Ferguson's after-match interview and childbirth? A: One's an extremely painful almost unbearable experience, and the other one's just having a baby. Q: What have Man Utd and a 3-pin plug got in common?A: They're both bugger-all use in Europe. Q: What would David Beckham's name be if he was a Spice Girl? A: Waste of Spice

[Buc Nasty]

In 2001-2 we finished second so shatap.

Lol, at second...

LOLthats jokesproper boasting about coming second 6 years agoLMAO

[Gambino]

Q: What's is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?A: Pam's only got two tits in front of herQ: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.Q: What do you get if you cross a Liverpol fan with a pig?A: Thick bacon...Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Scowser fan?A: A battery has a positive side.

[Sleepz]

That almost in greece stuff is funny but...........did that bus even leave the garage.CHIN UP, CHIN UP

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Lot To Learn]

For the retarded people who need to learn how to read he said we have never come close to the league so we said we came second which is one place below first which makes us close to winning the league.is that simple enough for you?

[Aquaman]

I prefer it to the one before.Anderson will look crispy in it.

SMH

lmao

[Bacardi_Up]

You could say liverpool have almost won the premiership, but ALMOST is lying because you have come no where close.No one cares about the CLs you won back in the 70s and 80s, thing is liverpool are desperate to win the league but just aint good enuff.

We have done nothing but we are still ahead of you with 18 league titles while you have done "everything" and you still haven't reached us18 league titles5 champions league titlesInfact we are so shower they made our own limited edition boots with other european giants "Adidas have decided to create a special football boot for the most successful teams in Europe."No Manchester United - Champions of the world. invitation We finished second in 2001 aswell you plumBesides we aren't chinese tourists and prawn sarnie fans either

Wow 5 YEARS AGO you came 2nd, 2nd place for us nowadays is an underachievement.You won the champs league 2 seasons ago and I will give you props for that BUT why bring up the 70's and 80's because truth be told you haven't held it down since.

[Bacardi_Up]

That almost in greece stuff is funny but...........did that bus even leave the garage.CHIN UP, CHIN UP

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Oh my dayz, too jokes.That bus probably been resprayed and is taking tourists round London as we speak.