Rsonist Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Waiting at the bus stop, on the phone to one of my mates, when i noticed this thing in front of me, it then proceeds to tap me on my stomach.Me - "What the f*ck, hold on mate"I look down and see one of the most hideous creatures i have ever laid eyes on, crackhead to the extreme.Me - "What are you doing, f*ck off"Tramp - "What you being like that for, f*ckin prick, where you from, you know Darren?"Me- "Look i cant be arsed with you, just do one...."Tramp - "Who do you think you are speaking to?!"Me - "A f*ckin waste of life, now f*ck off and leave me alone."Tramp - "Cheeky c*nt...."I then see the tramp go back to swing for me, and as any man would do i reatc by pushing her away with one arm, not even that hard, she then proceeds to fall back while shreeking out loud, hits the ground with a thud face first, she twisted in mid air somehow .Passed by - "f*ck me mate, hahaha..."Me - "sh*t, for f*ck sake."Tramp (while yelping) - "My f*ckin face...."She then screams out for someone, but as she is doing this, i jump on my bus and go.And the moral of the story, is i f*ckin hate tramps, they are gettin too big for their boots, i f*ckin hate em, do thye have no respect, f*ck em all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolguy Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 looool quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revs Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 thats nothing to be proud of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removal Man Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 don't lie, you had a scrap wit ur mum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ryan Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 *Adds woman beater to the paedophile charges* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolguy Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 don't lie, you had a scrap wit ur mumlmfaooooooooffadfadfsdfafu jus made me choke on my food loooooooooooooooooooooooooool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spawn Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 I think this is what you were after. Here you go: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taurus Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 *Adds woman beater to the paedophile charges*loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bedroom Bully Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 When this happen, thought u had been posting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guppio Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 LMAO @ do u know Darren LMAO< LMAO, she musta thought u were one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O.Man Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 u did good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsonist Posted July 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 When this happen, thought u had been postingBout 40mins ago.Just got back into my flat 10mins ago.Thought to tell VIP2 about it as a way of means to entertain the masses tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 I thought you punched her or something..Make sure you get her good and proper next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsonist Posted July 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 I thought you punched her or something..Make sure you get her good and proper next timeNah i never hit women, even of you claim to be one, like the tramp subject of this topic.A swift push is all thats needed.But in the future i think i may head butt one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxYourDadUp Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 don't lie, you had a scrap wit ur mumlololololDEADED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 she took you for a knacard/tramp/gipsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spawn Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Maybe your aftershave smells like Tennants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacardi_Up Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Aha quality! You did good! Some crackhead women was giving unsuspecting random people kicks in the arse, I came out of burger king with some mates near my uni with my supersize drink in my hand and she tried to kick me as well, I avoided the kick, removed the lid of my drink and threw the coke straight in her face.She then called me a paki and started talking like I was bud bud so I grabbed my mates supersize fanta and dashed that straight on her face as well..*Good times* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsonist Posted July 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Aha quality! You did good! Some crackhead women was giving unsuspecting random people kicks in the arse, I came out of burger king with some mates near my uni with my supersize drink in my hand and she tried to kick me as well, I avoided the kick, removed the lid of my drink and threw the coke straight in her face.She then called me a paki and started talking like I was bud bud so I grabbed my mates supersize fanta and dashed that straight on her face as well..*Good times*loooolThats the way you gotta treat em.Asking me for cash on a daily basis, its not right, its a f*ckin joke.They need put in their place, if it was late night after a club, and a tramp tried it, i would severly kick the sh*t outta em. Just cause it was near a bus stop, with about 100 people looking at me and the thing, i needed to hold back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Aha quality! You did good! Some crackhead women was giving unsuspecting random people kicks in the arse, I came out of burger king with some mates near my uni with my supersize drink in my hand and she tried to kick me as well, I avoided the kick, removed the lid of my drink and threw the coke straight in her face.She then called me a paki and started talking like I was bud bud so I grabbed my mates supersize fanta and dashed that straight on her face as well..*Good times*Ahh i would of loved to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spawn Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Aha quality! You did good! Some crackhead women was giving unsuspecting random people kicks in the arse, I came out of burger king with some mates near my uni with my supersize drink in my hand and she tried to kick me as well, I avoided the kick, removed the lid of my drink and threw the coke straight in her face.She then called me a paki and started talking like I was bud bud so I grabbed my mates supersize fanta and dashed that straight on her face as well..*Good times*f*ck wasting ã2 worth of drink. That's a straight Enziguri kick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yardie 2.0 Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 LMAO @ do u know Darren LMAO< LMAO, she musta thought u were one of them.lloooool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gundam Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 LOLWas you proper shouting at her to f*ck off and sh*t.Should of dashed her home at her as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_Break_Ankles Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 don't lie, you had a scrap wit ur mum :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mecca Man Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 singled out of a bus Q by a tramp as gang lololgunna have to buy some yet more expensive garms to avoid a repeat star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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