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the food is horrendous and expensive in damif i reach im taking supplies of food. even maccy d's over there tastes like sh*t
u cant chuck a bar with kfcthats the best fam
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hold tite those geezas jumpin off the plane, runnin to the nearest brothel only to lose their bumhole virginity to three sweaty africans
dunno what ur mates get up to on holiday famthats not on my agenda still
ohhhhh u've got jokes now?watchjus jinxed urself
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Cant wait man, gonna go for my bday.
You been before?
Nah G.1st time whats it saying?
me too im going on june 29 first time. trane drop some knowledge one time. what's the cheapest hostels. what clubs are good. what cafes are good. any tips recommendations etc. safe
Oh sh*t, forgot about VIP2. OK, LONG POST. (MIGHT NOT MAKE MUCH SENSE, KINDA LEAN RIGHT NOW)TBH when I went, I went with a PROPER PROPER weedhead. He was OVER lazy. Only ended up going to like 7 or 8 different places about half a mile from Centraal Station. Basically though, we stayed in hostels init. TBH, thats the best thing. You save money (its about 20 Euros a night, like 12 quid), by the time youve finished blazing, you just need a bed to f*ck*ng knock out on so you dont need all that extra hotel sh*t. Also, they are all VERY close to Centraal Station, which is the main place to be, so after the cafes theres not a long way to go to knock out. Get a tram pass, trust, walking gets LONG. Trams are SICK when your lean aswell because they go all over the place and you can automatically tell who dont like in Dam because those are the ones getting dashed about in the tram lol. You basically have to hold on tight. Red Light is iight still, but we were window shopping (low funds) so it werent as much as the hype would suggest. Their pubs are iight aswell, which I was surprised about. When in the cafes, its best NOT to order anything till after the first zoot tbh. They usually get you to buy a drink or whatever, so its better to do that when your lean, save you some cash init. Otherwise youll be finishing yourself spending ALOT of drinks and sh*t in there. All adds up.ALSO, VERY IMPORTANT POINT: when in the cafes, LOOK AROUND. Theres nearly always a downstairs, and most of the time the downstairs is near enough empty, so you basically get the whole downstairs for just you and whoever your with. Which is live because the cafes are COMFORTABLE, and BARE trippy with all the lights and sh*t. So yea, LOOK AROUND.Lastly, try not to cotch in any one cafe for tooooo long. Reason being, youll probably move from there, into a new cafe, and because youve never been to the new one, and youve become accustomed to the one you were in, along with the fact you LEAN UP, the new one always seems 10 times better than the one before. So you dont wanna be spending time regretting not getting to a certain place earlier. More generally, allow the pre rolled zoots, dont bring a crumbler (no need, PURE FLUFF), no need for sheets, they are free everywhere, try DIFFERENT grades, only smoke 3/4 of the zoot, dash teh rest, not about smoking roaches on holiday (plus, you wont need to, BARE grade, AND DONT BE AFRAID TO GET LOST. WE FOUND SOME OF THE SICKEST PLACES WHILE LOST.
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Cant wait man, gonna go for my bday.
You been before?
Nah G.1st time whats it saying?
me too im going on june 29 first time. trane drop some knowledge one time. what's the cheapest hostels. what clubs are good. what cafes are good. any tips recommendations etc. safe
Oh sh*t, forgot about VIP2. OK, LONG POST. (MIGHT NOT MAKE MUCH SENSE, KINDA LEAN RIGHT NOW)TBH when I went, I went with a PROPER PROPER weedhead. He was OVER lazy. Only ended up going to like 7 or 8 different places about half a mile from Centraal Station. Basically though, we stayed in hostels init. TBH, thats the best thing. You save money (its about 20 Euros a night, like 12 quid), by the time youve finished blazing, you just need a bed to f*ck*ng knock out on so you dont need all that extra hotel sh*t. Also, they are all VERY close to Centraal Station, which is the main place to be, so after the cafes theres not a long way to go to knock out. Get a tram pass, trust, walking gets LONG. Trams are SICK when your lean aswell because they go all over the place and you can automatically tell who dont like in Dam because those are the ones getting dashed about in the tram lol. You basically have to hold on tight. Red Light is iight still, but we were window shopping (low funds) so it werent as much as the hype would suggest. Their pubs are iight aswell, which I was surprised about. When in the cafes, its best NOT to order anything till after the first zoot tbh. They usually get you to buy a drink or whatever, so its better to do that when your lean, save you some cash init. Otherwise youll be finishing yourself spending ALOT of drinks and sh*t in there. All adds up.ALSO, VERY IMPORTANT POINT: when in the cafes, LOOK AROUND. Theres nearly always a downstairs, and most of the time the downstairs is near enough empty, so you basically get the whole downstairs for just you and whoever your with. Which is live because the cafes are COMFORTABLE, and BARE trippy with all the lights and sh*t. So yea, LOOK AROUND.Lastly, try not to cotch in any one cafe for tooooo long. Reason being, youll probably move from there, into a new cafe, and because youve never been to the new one, and youve become accustomed to the one you were in, along with the fact you LEAN UP, the new one always seems 10 times better than the one before. So you dont wanna be spending time regretting not getting to a certain place earlier. More generally, allow the pre rolled zoots, dont bring a crumbler (no need, PURE FLUFF), no need for sheets, they are free everywhere, try DIFFERENT grades, only smoke 3/4 of the zoot, dash teh rest, not about smoking roaches on holiday (plus, you wont need to, BARE grade, AND DONT BE AFRAID TO GET LOST. WE FOUND SOME OF THE SICKEST PLACES WHILE LOST.
safe for that trainyeah but that ordering a zoot sh*t and they roll it for you must be worth a go loljus would be sickhow much dif bud u say is avalible
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Cant wait man, gonna go for my bday.
You been before?
Nah G.1st time whats it saying?
me too im going on june 29 first time. trane drop some knowledge one time. what's the cheapest hostels. what clubs are good. what cafes are good. any tips recommendations etc. safe
Oh sh*t, forgot about VIP2. OK, LONG POST. (MIGHT NOT MAKE MUCH SENSE, KINDA LEAN RIGHT NOW)TBH when I went, I went with a PROPER PROPER weedhead. He was OVER lazy. Only ended up going to like 7 or 8 different places about half a mile from Centraal Station. Basically though, we stayed in hostels init. TBH, thats the best thing. You save money (its about 20 Euros a night, like 12 quid), by the time youve finished blazing, you just need a bed to f*ck*ng knock out on so you dont need all that extra hotel sh*t. Also, they are all VERY close to Centraal Station, which is the main place to be, so after the cafes theres not a long way to go to knock out. Get a tram pass, trust, walking gets LONG. Trams are SICK when your lean aswell because they go all over the place and you can automatically tell who dont like in Dam because those are the ones getting dashed about in the tram lol. You basically have to hold on tight. Red Light is iight still, but we were window shopping (low funds) so it werent as much as the hype would suggest. Their pubs are iight aswell, which I was surprised about. When in the cafes, its best NOT to order anything till after the first zoot tbh. They usually get you to buy a drink or whatever, so its better to do that when your lean, save you some cash init. Otherwise youll be finishing yourself spending ALOT of drinks and sh*t in there. All adds up.ALSO, VERY IMPORTANT POINT: when in the cafes, LOOK AROUND. Theres nearly always a downstairs, and most of the time the downstairs is near enough empty, so you basically get the whole downstairs for just you and whoever your with. Which is live because the cafes are COMFORTABLE, and BARE trippy with all the lights and sh*t. So yea, LOOK AROUND.Lastly, try not to cotch in any one cafe for tooooo long. Reason being, youll probably move from there, into a new cafe, and because youve never been to the new one, and youve become accustomed to the one you were in, along with the fact you LEAN UP, the new one always seems 10 times better than the one before. So you dont wanna be spending time regretting not getting to a certain place earlier. More generally, allow the pre rolled zoots, dont bring a crumbler (no need, PURE FLUFF), no need for sheets, they are free everywhere, try DIFFERENT grades, only smoke 3/4 of the zoot, dash teh rest, not about smoking roaches on holiday (plus, you wont need to, BARE grade, AND DONT BE AFRAID TO GET LOST. WE FOUND SOME OF THE SICKEST PLACES WHILE LOST.
safe for that trainyeah but that ordering a zoot sh*t and they roll it for you must be worth a go loljus would be sickhow much dif bud u say is avalible
Brother Malcolm, im aware it might not be heaven, but if heaven was on Earth, it would be in Dam. Its f*ck*ng sick. Not just the blazing either.Booooy. Each cafe has about 5-15 different types of grade. All different tastes and sh*t. Theres a few that are common to all cafes, like Northern Lights and whatnot, but of the 15 on the menu, you would only really have heard of about 7 in other cafes, and only really have smoked 5 of them. The rest are more likely to be new. Blueberry was f*ck*ng lovely, Northern Lights was good, but gets you hyped, bubblegum was iight, fluffy. There were a couple more, but serious, I cant even remember alot of what we smoked lol. You do forget.
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BARE foreign chicks there. But Dam chicks are nice as it is. They all look kinda Swedish. Chatting to one in a cafe > > > > > > >____
those are them reboor chicks manblack 1'ssurinamese chicks are the 1bare hoes around doe
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Dutch smoking ban to cover coffee shopsFri Jun 8, 2007 9:22pm BST AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A Dutch smoking ban will come into force in July next year for all restaurants and cafes - including coffee shops where cannabis is the top attraction, the government decided on Friday."Coffee shops will be treated in the same manner as other catering businesses. They will be smoke-free," Prime Minister Jan Peter Balkenende told NOS television."It would have been wrong to move towards a smoke-free catering industry and then make an exception for coffee shops. People would not have understood that."Establishments will not in fact have to be completely smoke-free. Proprietors will be allowed to set up a separate room or glass partition behind which people can smoke, but customers will not be served there to protect staff."Employees should not have to work in an environment were they are constantly exposed to the harmful effects of smoking," Balkenende said after the cabinet's decision on Friday.Amsterdam's renowned coffee shops, where marijuana can be smoked openly in a relaxed atmosphere, are one of the city's big draws for tourists.Coffee shop owners argue that the ban only applies to tobacco and is unlikely to hit them hard.Whilst commonly mixed with tobacco, marijuana can also be smoked on its own, especially in pipes, vaporizers and other contraptions.Soft drugs are officially banned in the Netherlands but under a policy of tolerance, buyers are allowed to have less than 5 grams of cannabis in their possession.http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughN...08?feedType=RSSpissed tbh

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