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This year imma try ride the bikes high... and walk with my bait face... why hide.
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Everytime I walked out of a coffee shop... I HAD to put on my sunglasses coz I was shook that I looked over bait... and forgetting I was legally high I thought the police would arrest me and keep me in a foreign prison.Yes the weed played with my mind. :D
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This year imma try ride the bikes high... and walk with my bait face... why hide.
???
Everytime I walked out of a coffee shop... I HAD to put on my sunglasses coz I was shook that I looked over bait... and forgetting I was legally high I thought the police would arrest me and keep me in a foreign prison.Yes the weed played with my mind. :D
LMMAAOO f*ck ORRF IS THAT HOW STRONG THE CRO IS OUT DER PARA TO A POINT
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This year imma try ride the bikes high... and walk with my bait face... why hide.
???
Everytime I walked out of a coffee shop... I HAD to put on my sunglasses coz I was shook that I looked over bait... and forgetting I was legally high I thought the police would arrest me and keep me in a foreign prison.Yes the weed played with my mind. :D
LMMAAOO f*ck ORRF IS THAT HOW STRONG THE CRO IS OUT DER PARA TO A POINT
Well I'm a lightweight... so having 3 fat zoots on rotation mixed with sh*t like ak47 and blueberry... then having to physically move in public will do things to my mind lolbut heeeeeeey everybodies different
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This year imma try ride the bikes high... and walk with my bait face... why hide.
???
Everytime I walked out of a coffee shop... I HAD to put on my sunglasses coz I was shook that I looked over bait... and forgetting I was legally high I thought the police would arrest me and keep me in a foreign prison.Yes the weed played with my mind. :D
LMMAAOO f*ck ORRF IS THAT HOW STRONG THE CRO IS OUT DER PARA TO A POINT
Well I'm a lightweight... so having 3 fat zoots on rotation mixed with sh*t like ak47 and blueberry hen havng to physocally moe in public will do things to my mind lolbut heeeeeeey everybodies different
makes me wanna go even more
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LOLOK THENSTAYED IN A HOSTEL STILLWOKE UP 10AMHIGH ALL DAY TILL ABOUT 2-3AMf*ckIN PROSTITUES ALL DAY (RAGS, SERIOUSLY. JUS DONT TELL MY MOTHER)PENGEST WEED PENGEST p*ssy IN THE RED LIGHT. U CAN DO WHATEVER U LIKE WITH THESE BITCHES THEY DONT CARE.ANYONE WHO TRIES 2 TELL U THEY THINK f*ckIN PROSTITUES IN DAM IS WRONG IS A p*ssy. ONE GUY WHO WE ROLLED WITH TRIED 2 TAKE THE MORAL HIGH GROUND. THIRD DAY HE WAS ON TO THE MOVEMENT HARD. I'D NEVER DO IT IN UK. BUT WHEN ITS SO CHEAP THE THE BITCHES ARE SO PENG AND U'VE BEEN SMOKING ALL DAY AND UR LOOKING 2 GET HEAD AND f*ck A BITCH THERE IS HONESTLY NO EXCUSE UNLESS UR GAY.GO MAN - U WILL NOT REGRET IT.

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I remember the first time I played at a rave in Amsterdam... We arrived at the venue differently f*cked... couldnt even spit really...The ting was on the saturday night.......This is during the last stages of the world cup so were on an enormous hype... drinking at the airport, and ordering a couple beers on the plane. Had to down them fast as ur ready to land by the time they come out... drinking at high altitude >>>>>>>>>> arrived friday evening... no hotel booked.... finally found something and had to pay the lager lout english lobster tourist prices... pissed!!Decided to check out the coffee shops straight after putting the bags down... Looking at the menu...spoilt for choice... Gimme one of them, one of these and one of these... Went back to the hotel to shower and that at about 8pm... freshen up before hitting the strip... decide to sample a few zoots.... theres been like 10 tings on rotation... all ital... cigarette was not an option.. let me just rest my eyes for 2 secs...then all of a sudden...its 1pm..the next afternoon.... dunnno what the f*ck happened.... just got carked.Next day, more amateur business... bunnin all day pretty much...stupidly going to bars in between....was so lean after the rave, ended up walking through some park in the middle of the night... luckily no slipping occured... we were out there bareback...

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dem prostitutesu see them jammin outside after 9pmnaked an ting not even bra n i swear i am NOT lyin
theyre there all daydurin the day time is half the price u wud pay at night
bwoiin my days i never even cared until i was 11back in the days was different doejust bare drunk ppl n feds wont do nothin until u go violent from THEN i just saw hoes jammin outside n sh*t some look f*cked up doe like they jst finished smokin sick crack
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when i went there i saw barrreee goons on the corners, i was kinda shocked because i never realised there was thug type man dem in amsterdam. They always come up to like 'coke coke'.
You ignore them people like they aint even there.You get stupid English people saying 'Nah, its alright thanks' but this just encourages them to beg friend.
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when i went there i saw barrreee goons on the corners, i was kinda shocked because i never realised there was thug type man dem in amsterdam. They always come up to like 'coke coke'.
You ignore them people like they aint even there.You get stupid English people saying 'Nah, its alright thanks' but this just encourages them to beg friend.
the goons in dam r ard still, the way they moved to sum northerners he got wraped 4 everythin in 5secondsdem dam man dat shot move like camden marlies
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I WANNA BANG ONE OF THESE HOOKERSDO U PAY BY THE HOUR OR THE NUT?
lol @ my boy turning himself into a one man tour guide of the red light district.Man was going to every window and asking prices and sh*t and then tellin all the lads. Next thing we know is theres a crowd of about 50 people (mostly Jap business men) following our lot down the streets. They must of got some serious business that night.
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its not f*ckin legal in dambeg everyone behave responsibily when you are out there, llow gettin green locked off in dam bcuz of tourists. THIS is wat im para of, no more dam
:D Aint it just controlled... you're just not allowed to smoke on rd.I won't get arrested for walking high with green in my pocket... so Im not concerned.
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vondelparkburger kingbulldog cafe4 man in a 3 man room doing some james bond sh*tone guy hiding in the cupboard when the landlady comes upbulldog cafeburger kingbulldogpooloreosjamin sweet shopadidas shopthe remake of bond street >>>>>>>>

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vondelparkburger kingbulldog cafe4 man in a 3 man room doing some james bond sh*tone guy hiding in the cupboard when the landlady comes upbulldog cafeburger kingbulldogpooloreosjamin sweet shopadidas shopthe remake of bond street >>>>>>>>
ive lived there for 11years and what the f*ck is bulldog cafe?where is it ? how come i aint heard of that!!
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one thing thoonce when we went we had 2 share a dormatory with 15-20 eastern europeans. bunkbeds and sh*t. it almost came 2 swingers 5/6 times. if ur staying in hostel try to make sure u get a good one on canal.
:D SAME.And when I got there, some Irish dude stole my bed init. Roled up there, lean as f*ck, and I go to get into bed, and theres someone in there. I had to go back these f*cked up TINY steps, and complain. I told them not to wake him up 'because hes a Paddy' (allow getting in beef on HOLIDAY) and to just get me another bed. Tried putting me in a room with like 30 people. I was like WTF, you couldnt even fit 30 chickens in ere. But after an hour, they found me some other bed in a room with only 3 other people. 1ST class, if you will. Had to have another zoot just to get over that. So, shop around, is what im saying :D
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We got completley parred off when we got to Schipol. We hadn't booked a hotel. We used the Airports hotel board and they sent a truck to get us. Truck took us into Holland countryside about a 2 hour drive, we didn't know this at the time. We arrived at a picturesque countryside hotel, no grade, no bitches, just middle aged couples enjoying a quiet weekend. Dun kno the hotel bar got decimated and we were asked to leave next day though.

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