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In her forehead f*cking dutty bitch.NEVER, EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER!Try and teef my Krispy Kremes after i tell you you aint getting sh*t and them proceed to slap me in my face. Was she mad!!! Anyway i popped her in her forehead.She looked at me in shock boy.Females i beg you know this. If a male doesnt like you, and he doesnt usually hit girls, Dont get on his bad side coz your forehead my meet mans fist still.Abaat your touchin the doughnuts. KMT. SYM.

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Bare Ducktales.
Not at all cuz. You know them ones where it has welled up over a long period of time. I always thought... shes my sisters friend llow it... but she took the piss touching my face over food.
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Over donughts.
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Init, its the principle.How can someone you don't even know try and hit you because you didn't give him/her something?Reminds me of the time some random brudda ran up to my bredrin who had a box of Jaffa cakes and he refused so the breh knocked em off his hand onto the floor. Man got strangled then his head got kicked in. Bystanders were all asking me to stop it and I was like ''boi, it has nothing to do with me''.
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boyman woulda stone cold stunner'd heri HATE it when u tell people sutin like seriously n then they proceed to take the piss when they know full well ur not in the mood for that sh*t
This is the thing Durrty. And she knows i dont like her. Its like she was asking for it.
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Krispy Kreme Donuts are so good, if I told you it had crack in it, you would be like, "I knew it was something in there. These donuts are too good. Got me going there at 4 o'clock in the morning going, "Come on, man, open up. Let me have at least one donut. I'll do anything. I'll suck your d*ck!" That should be the new slogan. Krispy Kreme: So good, you'll suck a d*ck. Chris Rock!

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Krispy Kreme Donuts are so good, if I told you it had crack in it, you would be like, "I knew it was something in there. These donuts are too good. Got me going there at 4 o'clock in the morning going, "Come on, man, open up. Let me have at least one donut. I'll do anything. I'll suck your d*ck!" That should be the new slogan. Krispy Kreme: So good, you'll suck a d*ck. Chris Rock!
I'm rinsing all my money out on them, they gotta make em cheaper.
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Not that I like doughnuts....but I respect you for your actions, swear girls get that no matter the food or whether I like them or not...if I say do not touch the food I mean it...it ain't a joke or a dare...so DONT f*ck ABOUT WITH MY FOOD.Okay to be fair I don't punch them in their face, but I will headlock them or force their heads into the closest stable object (wall, table, etc) and make them spit the food out (I don't want them to feel happy about themselves).

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