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I had a sick black chick porn DVD and it LITERALLY went missing about 2 months ago.I just cut my loses and took it on the chin. Now im f*cked as im moving out and me and the fam have to go to Totty on Sunday and pick up all my things. This means EVERY nook and cranny shall be looked in.I now have to go home a day early to find the f*cking DVD before my parents do. How long is that.

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thats like wen i went from uni the other weekend and my mum farse up herself to clear out my roomjust see puuuuuuure old weed baggys on my dressera good 50its deep, she dint even hav 2 say anything
lol come like when parents try to drop the line"I'm not angry..just dissapointed"
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Reminds me of that Youtube clip where she wakes up in a mans hse (theyd obv done the do) & he says she can take her time & get ready, hes off to work. So she takes a shower & then needs a sh*t after the sh*t the toilet doesnt flush so she puts the sh*t in a plastic bag. While she writes her No. down she puts the kacka down & then leaves.As the door locks behind her, she realises shes left her shite on the coutner wher she wrote her No. down. As you were.

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its 2007 famporn DVD?
its probly not even porn, just a dvd with a few sex scenes in itbaby boy or something like that
WOW. 2 sh*t cusses on the FIRST page. SICK GUY. And nar Gups, they have NO IDEA. LOL. I hope I didnt leave a Rizla sheet or something aswell. Man im DEFO going a day before them.
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Reminds me of that Youtube clip where she wakes up in a mans hse (theyd obv done the do) & he says she can take her time & get ready, hes off to work. So she takes a shower & then needs a sh*t after the sh*t the toilet doesnt flush so she puts the sh*t in a plastic bag. While she writes her No. down she puts the kacka down & then leaves.As the door locks behind her, she realises shes left her shite on the coutner wher she wrote her No. down. As you were.
lol is there a link for this?
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Reminds me of that Youtube clip where she wakes up in a mans hse (theyd obv done the do) & he says she can take her time & get ready, hes off to work. So she takes a shower & then needs a sh*t after the sh*t the toilet doesnt flush so she puts the sh*t in a plastic bag. While she writes her No. down she puts the kacka down & then leaves.As the door locks behind her, she realises shes left her shite on the coutner wher she wrote her No. down. As you were.
L M A OSHOW ME DIS VIDEO
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its 2007 famporn DVD?
its probly not even porn, just a dvd with a few sex scenes in itbaby boy or something like that
WOW. 2 sh*t cusses on the FIRST page. SICK GUY. And nar Gups, they have NO IDEA. LOL. I hope I didnt leave a Rizla sheet or something aswell. Man im DEFO going a day before them.
bruvhow u even gonna have discs scattered around then take the time to find the right one, then put it in ur dvd player to watch on TVthats slippppppppppppppppppppincnt have the TV sound int he backgroundcnt maximize MSN or when someone walks incnt click firefox or IE for it to pop up over itcome on man
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its 2007 famporn DVD?
its probly not even porn, just a dvd with a few sex scenes in itbaby boy or something like that
WOW. 2 sh*t cusses on the FIRST page. SICK GUY. And nar Gups, they have NO IDEA. LOL. I hope I didnt leave a Rizla sheet or something aswell. Man im DEFO going a day before them.
bruvhow u even gonna have discs scattered around then take the time to find the right one, then put it in ur dvd player to watch on TVthats slippppppppppppppppppppincnt have the TV sound int he backgroundcnt maximize MSN or when someone walks incnt click firefox or IE for it to pop up over itcome on man
lmao.I used to wait until my flatmate was out init. Watched it on mute.
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