Your dating persona

[Ego]

maxibonbon

[Bobby Reds]

The Last Man on EarthRandom Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)The Last Man on EarthFACT: The apocalypse has come. All are dead. You never should've asked her out.sh*t, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an endâand therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures haveâthan sleep with you.We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a d*ck somewhere down the line and f*ck it all up.There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your sh*t hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

this is me pissed

me too

[Jodie]

The PrissDeliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD) Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.Your exact female opposite:The PlaystationRandom Gentle Sex MasterAlways avoid: The Playboy (RGSM), The Loverboy (RGLM)Consider: The Manchild (RBLD)

[Guppio]

lmao @ u rather get caught masturbating by ur mother or father!!The Wild RoseRandom Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD) Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.Your exact female opposite:The Dirty Little SecretDeliberate Gentle Sex MasterAlways avoid: The Bachelor (DGSM)Consider: The Vapor Trail (RBLM)

[kr.]

Would you rather get caught masturbating by your mother or father?some f*cked questions this is hard

[Guppio]

A me dat!!!

[Shawn_Carter]

The Billy GoatDeliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSD)Horny. Stubborn. Kinda cute. Slightly immature. And often found on rough terrain. You are The Billy Goat.You're lusty, but typically monogamous, and all in all you're a pretty good boyfriend. In fact, you enjoy relationships, if mostly for the sex and physical companionship. You'd do or say almost anything to get together with someone, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.You're sensitive, you have a certain boyish charm, and you're eager. Therefore you probably attract girls who are serious about romance. But few who get close to you realize how unready for total commitment you are. People fall for you. Meanwhile, you maintain your emotional distance, and there goes another box of tissues.You're perfectly capable of a long-haul relationship, but, right now, dating someone primarily means having a consistent, available, preferably not-too-chatty, hookup. You're a careful, methodical person, and you work hard at making things work. It's just that the type of woman most likely to find your strengths endearing is also the most likely type to find your shortcomings heartbreaking. Someone with a similarly laid-back approach to dating would be perfect for you.Swear the rest seems like bullshit.

[o-guy]

The Sudden DepartureRandom Brutal Love Master (RBLM) Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure.You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

hmm...i got the vapour trailwe seem to match pm me sweet thang

[Gaara]

I greatly dislike this website.

[Carpe_Deum]

so its a test, thought it was some random chat so ignored it till now.i dislike being told by a stranger tthings that are quite accurate.The 5-Night StandDeliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSM)The 5-Night StandCompassionate, loving, and understanding, but only for one business week, you are The 5-Night Stand.Sex is your primary objective, and you are a skilled manipulator. Therefore, you get LOTS of ass. Most likely, you juggle many women at once; you care about all of them a lot, but each of them a little. It adds up, right? One love.You're not dishonest with people, exactly. It's unlikely, for instance, you'd actually say "I love you," just to get laid; and you might even go as far as explaining "I'm not ready for a commitment" to a potential partner. Of course, when you say it, you'd smile that special smile, like you two have an inside joke. Her.The secret of your success? Every nice person has an instinct to fix the broken dirtbag within you. Women especially have this instinct, because deep down they want their sons to be evil, a genetic advantage.To wit, your most likely occupations are stock broker, lawyer, and photographer. You are a hard worker, because power and success turn you on."While the breadwinning, gentle husbands of the world are mowing their front lawns, you are literally f*cking their wives."lmao.... killer highlighted. i cant remember when last i have used that word

[smaddy]

The Sudden DepartureRandom Brutal Love Master (RBLM) Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure.You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.whatever innit

[dotcomma]

HORNIVORES> > ____

[Benicio del Toney]

[Benicio del Toney]

lolI think its quite accurate.According to this the only person I would match is J Lovely.

[Guest Onslaught]

Anyone else get false messiah?

[Flat Eric]

HORNIVORES> > ____

[JLovely]

lolI think its quite accurate.According to this the only person I would match is J Lovely.

[Jodie]

The PrissDeliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD) Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.Your exact female opposite:The PlaystationRandom Gentle Sex MasterAlways avoid: The Playboy (RGSM), The Loverboy (RGLM)Consider: The Manchild (RBLD)

Just read over this again and these points highlighted are soo true.

[Lee Van Cleef]

J Lovely is a real woman.

[kurious]

J Lovely is a real lady

[JLovely]

J Lovely is a real lady

Why thank you.

[Em Dott]

The GentlemanDeliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)The GentlemanSteady & mature. You are The Gentleman.For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.Your exact male opposite:The Last Man on EarthThe Last Man on EarthRandom Brutal Sex DreamerAlways avoid: The Battleaxe (DBLM)Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), someone just like you.

[Savant]

LOL @ That pic.

[Ego]

LOL @ the last man in the worldso cold. . .

[kurious]

LOL @ That pic.

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