Your dating persona

[Guest Seriouss]

Mikey - you are a bad bad boy.

[McLovin' Jones]

You scored 74 desirability, 81 skill, and 82 open-mindedness!You're a freaking expert your soo good. I mean can you give me some pointers?My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 45% on desirability You scored higher than 66% on skill You scored higher than 49% on open-mindedness

[McLovin' Jones]

Mikey - you are a bad bad boy.

What I do?

[dotcomma]

The HornivoreRandom Brutal Sex Master (RBSM) Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need.Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them."One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh."Your exact male opposite:The Slow DancerDeliberate Gentle Love DreamerAlways avoid: Genghis Khunt (RBSM), The Sonnet (DGLD)Consider: Half-Cocked (RBSD), Genghis Khunt (RBSM)HANG TIGHT MY BRUDDAS

[dotcomma]

SPOT ON

[revs]

apparantly i'm "The pool boy" loved by friends etc but secretly horny who is too passive with girls and needs to be more aggressive.seeeeeeeen. I guess thats what a 6 year long relationship does to you

[Nola D]

them questions were joke lol i got The Window ShopperRandom Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD) (whatever)

[Savant]

Ting just slapped me in my face.*Still hollers at girls*

[Black Ant]

Ting just slapped me in my face.*Still hollers at girls*

i see quite a few nob wranglers are scared to post the resultsseeen

[Savant]

The ManchildRandom Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD) Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.If you stay ...Long as I didn't get "nice guy". *Looks over at someone*Just proves relationships are not for me.*Stands on NoB balcony profiling*

[Bruno Di Gradi]

The HornivoreRandom Brutal Sex Master (RBSM) Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need.Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them."One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh."Your exact male opposite:The Slow DancerDeliberate Gentle Love DreamerAlways avoid: Genghis Khunt (RBSM), The Sonnet (DGLD)Consider: Half-Cocked (RBSD), Genghis Khunt (RBSM)

[Black Ant]

The ManchildRandom Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD) Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.If you stay ...Long as I didn't get "nice guy". *Looks over at someone*Just proves relationships are not for me.*Stands on NoB balcony profiling*

nice guys>>>>>>

[DRC]

f*ck that site

[Kurtis]

Would you rather get caught masturbating by your mother or father?what the f*ck>?

[Bruno Di Gradi]

HORNIVORES> > ____we are the epitome of NoB

and yet i am stil not in NoBSMH

[Ego]

egokid you are the. . .The BackrubberDeliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)The BackrubberLusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.Your exact male opposite:The Vapor TrailThe Vapor TrailRandom Brutal Love MasterAlways avoid: The Peach (RGLM)Consider: The Playstation (RGSM)

[Kurtis]

ARE YOUDUMB!!!!!!

[Karizma]

pissd stillK-dot.1

[Savant]

Gunfingers for Durrty.

[Ari Gold]

Consider: The Vapor Trail (RBLM)

Lets do this ting The Vapor TrailRandom Brutal Love Master (RBLM)Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?What about now?Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.Your exact male opposite:The BackrubberDeliberate Gentle Sex DreamerAlways avoid: The Intern (DGSD), The Maid of Honor (DGLM)Consider: The Sudden Departure (RBLM)

[Savant]

egokid you are the. . .The BackrubberDeliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)The BackrubberLusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.Your exact male opposite:The Vapor TrailThe Vapor TrailRandom Brutal Love MasterAlways avoid: The Peach (RGLM)Consider: The Playstation (RGSM)

lol at u being tht sleezy friend. im disgusted.

Them guys that call your ting if she's going through a bad patch."So what did he do now?"I see you fam.

[Guest Seriouss]

Mikey - you are a bad bad boy.

What I do?

Not you darling, Mikey G.

[Realz.]

The HornivoreRandom Brutal Sex Master (RBSM) Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need.Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them."One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh."Your exact male opposite:The Slow DancerDeliberate Gentle Love DreamerAlways avoid: Genghis Khunt (RBSM), The Sonnet (DGLD)Consider: Half-Cocked (RBSD), Genghis Khunt (RBSM)

[Ego]

egokid you are the. . .The BackrubberDeliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)The BackrubberLusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.Your exact male opposite:The Vapor TrailThe Vapor TrailRandom Brutal Love MasterAlways avoid: The Peach (RGLM)Consider: The Playstation (RGSM)

lol at u being tht sleezy friend. im disgusted.

Them guys that call your ting if she's going through a bad patch."So what did he do now?"I see you fam.

i HATE them guys. say it aint so ego.

LMAOboy i neither lie nor deny it. . .

[Skola]

The boy next doorSeems reasonably accurate