Mist Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 "back brake aint working" lol....a line ive heard nuff times b4, its just an excuss they use to stop ya.even if u show them that the lights are working, they still try n boi it off.p.s. i believe you could have asked for a slip but they will take time over it,like telling you it will take 30mins, to put u off as they are in the wrong, andthey now you wanna go home.newayz what was the mario concert saying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gage Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 If u had a faulty brake light then would normally give u a £30 fine or a rectification ticket so its best to check the lights on the roadsideaint been pulled over in monthssecret to not gettin pulled is not to look hotmore time feds dont try a ting, one time i had music up loud, ran a red light, had no selt belt on yet they didnt pull me over (this is when there side to side with me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carpe_Deum Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 was on the phone to a friend today. he said he got stopped on his way home forhaving his window down surely this is a record? ive heard everything but this. the man actually said he was stopped bcos they noticed his window down, and it was quite windy and at 3am. then asked him if it was his car...then after running his plates they said his insurance expires in a few days. he gets stopped way too much,p.s. lol@ you going for mario's concert. so he sang 'let me love you' then what else? pissed. i would arrest you if you told me that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 i've been pulled over by police once, only because i nearly ran him over lol. he was on one of those silly little bikes, i had recently just passed my test and didn't see him (wasn't looking). he said "you could have killed me!" but was quite safe in the end, just let me off with a warning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJSPARK Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 u mean a pushbike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 u mean a pushbike?i don't know, probably.. i just remember it was silly and it was little Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJSPARK Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 lol seen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Van Cleef Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 the other night i got stopped around ten, saying to the police why what where when, their excuse was poor so i didnt act raw i was cool i left the scene ten past ten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkenson Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 When down for a drink with mates, had 1 pint. Come out the first bar walking down the road, Stops us. "u match a group we been looking for"so i go o yea whats that"shut up"so i go who u talking to"calm down"i am calmnext thing i know bare police jumping on me f*ckin d*cks i felt to bang the lot of em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gundam Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 When down for a drink with mates, had 1 pint. Come out the first bar walking down the road, Stops us. "u match a group we been looking for"so i go o yea whats that"shut up"so i go who u talking to"calm down"i am calmnext thing i know bare police jumping on me f*ckin d*cks i felt to bang the lot of emLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Seriouss Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Admittedly my fault -I was doing 50 in a 30 and didn't see a roundabout so the police coming from the right had to slam on their brakes. Then when they were trying to pull me over I got confused and didn't stop for about 10 minutes.When I finally stopped the guy says:'Do you know why I have pulled you over?"Me: Erm, yes. Because I didn't stop at the roundabout.Him: And why didn't you stopMe: I didn't have time, I was going too fast. Him: You have breached 3 traffic regulations. Speeding, dangerous driving and failure to stopMe: Oops. He just let me off with a telling off AND I didn't have tax and he didn't even check it. Ahh.... the joys of being a white girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Admittedly my fault -I was doing 50 in a 30 and didn't see a roundabout so the police coming from the right had to slam on their brakes. Then when they were trying to pull me over I got confused and didn't stop for about 10 minutes.When I finally stopped the guy says:'Do you know why I have pulled you over?"Me: Erm, yes. Because I didn't stop at the roundabout.Him: And why didn't you stopMe: I didn't have time, I was going too fast. Him: You have breached 3 traffic regulations. Speeding, dangerous driving and failure to stopMe: Oops. He just let me off with a telling off AND I didn't have tax and he didn't even check it. and it helps that he liked blowjobsAhh.... the joys of being a white girl.i got stopped on my last driving lesson for speedingwas doin 55 in a 50 zone, po po didnt say sh*t 2 me but told my intructor 2 pay more attention (he was on the road)ahh the joys of being a learner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Seriouss Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Admittedly my fault -I was doing 50 in a 30 and didn't see a roundabout so the police coming from the right had to slam on their brakes. Then when they were trying to pull me over I got confused and didn't stop for about 10 minutes.When I finally stopped the guy says:'Do you know why I have pulled you over?"Me: Erm, yes. Because I didn't stop at the roundabout.Him: And why didn't you stopMe: I didn't have time, I was going too fast. Him: You have breached 3 traffic regulations. Speeding, dangerous driving and failure to stopMe: Oops. He just let me off with a telling off AND I didn't have tax and he didn't even check it. and it helps that he liked the blowjob En Sabah Nur gave him on my behalfAhh.... the joys of being a white girl.i got stopped on my last driving lesson for speedingwas doin 55 in a 50 zone, po po didnt say sh*t 2 me but told my intructor 2 pay more attention (he was on the road)ahh the joys of being a learnerThanks for that by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 She really did try a ting init! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 This happened to me once, i pulled out at a junction, just in front of them. Didn't cause them to slow down but it must've been a dead night because they then followed me right up my arse until i got onto a main road they then pulled me over for having a busted brake light (which was bollocks because i never had it looked at and it passed MOT the next week) and accused me of doing 40mph when i pulled out on them! The f*cking road was only wide enough for single file due to the number of parked cars on it and crusty as f*ck with bare holes in the tarmac so there was no way i got above 30, especially when i knew police were behind me. The policewoman started talking sh*t, didn't book me for anything and then f*cked off.f*cking stupid donut pigs, i f*cking hate them, d*ckheads that got bullied at school and now wanna take it out on the world because they think a uniform gives them a bit of power. f*ck them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streets. Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 weekly occurance in the ends..regardless..souf> > ___ye what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted December 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 p.s. lol@ you going for mario's concert. so he sang 'let me love you' then what else? pissed. i would arrest you if you told me that.I had a reason to be there so chill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Never buss the 1st left if police are following you 9/10 they will stop you as they think you probably have something to hide and 9/10 times they are right. Herd this from polices mans own mouth. Esp when they have nothing to do they will stop you. Bun Babylon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Admittedly my fault -I was doing 50 in a 30 and didn't see a roundabout so the police coming from the right had to slam on their brakes. Then when they were trying to pull me over I got confused and didn't stop for about 10 minutes.When I finally stopped the guy says:'Do you know why I have pulled you over?"Me: Erm, yes. Because I didn't stop at the roundabout.Him: And why didn't you stopMe: I didn't have time, I was going too fast. Him: You have breached 3 traffic regulations. Speeding, dangerous driving and failure to stopMe: Oops. He just let me off with a telling off AND I didn't have tax and he didn't even check it. and it helps that he liked the blowjob En Sabah Nur gave him on my behalfAhh.... the joys of being a white girl.i got stopped on my last driving lesson for speedingwas doin 55 in a 50 zone, po po didnt say sh*t 2 me but told my intructor 2 pay more attention (he was on the road)ahh the joys of being a learnerThanks for that by the way.Its okayim unbeliavbly bored at work and finding cheap thrills legitamately make me last 4 about 5 minutesso im leaving life 1 cheap thrill at a time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Onslaught Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 My dad used to be a police officer until he finished his sociology doctorate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 My dad used to be a police officer until he finished his sociology doctorate.police officer or psco?cos community support dnt countbadmans in a colourful jacket and a whistle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Onslaught Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 My dad used to be a police officer until he finished his sociology doctorate.police officer or psco?cos community support dnt countbadmans in a colourful jacket and a whistlef*ck the psco.Fully fledged police officer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRLS AGAIN Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 many times... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 One time police got called as I was walking through my area and intercepted me.I was on the way to meeting some bird and was looking in the car windows to see my reflection, making sure I was on point as I'm a vain c*nt.They thought I was going to break in to a car it appeared, some busy f*cker mistook me for one of them guys and phoned them!Oh how I chuckled to myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bardissimo Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 i've been pulled over by them...on my f*cking bicycle; they on some serious power trip over black people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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