Hot yourself up...

[ShowermanSamuel]

LMFAOshits deep looked man in the face n just locked off her fone

Get me.. That coupled with the fact I'd been hyping it to every man made it even worse. I think I just allowed trying to move to anything for a good half year after that incident.Ima try think of some more but that was definitely my worst one.

[Ella]

Goliath that is painful to read... I feel for you fam.

[smaddy]

awwwwww goli that is one a deepest stories i have ever read

[McLovin' Jones]

Goliath winning bare votes...f*ckin' ell, looool....

[Guest Seriouss]

Goli isn't silly. Just telling that story warmed my heart towards him at least 5 degrees.

[Ego]

:Ddamn goli that hurt me readingmine may not seem as bad stillwent to one party with my boys and everyones moving to girls nowi draw 2 of them but one of them i was bang onso im there talkin for a few weeks now, im bare shy aswell as she isso it was a ting where not much was really being said but she'd call me nuffno similar to one next persons story in ere, im there tellin my boys reh teh teh, its going well and tinglink her once to go bowling and she brings all her bredrins so im like par but its nuffin, call up a few local dudesto help man out with the masses so i can chat to her properlythere talking and it seem like tings are going wellhere comes tiger woods. . .so my birthday now and im like boom now, rah you wanna be wife yeah(d*ckhead after the little talking going on)shes like rah you reaching the party next week, im like yeah and she said she would tell me thenso the week im amping it up saying yeah boom thats shes gonna say yeah n dattime come now i see her, get one sick dance off her and dat and i see her later on with her bredrins and draw her one side nowask her again like im popping the question and ting and she says nonow im like rah cool, take a few minutes to compose myself from the parwalk back in and avoid eye contact with her bredrinsbut i can see couple her bredrins laughinghad to make quick getaway from the partywent home pissed that nightfunny though cah couple year down the line she was bang back on my linedidnt beat it cah i was wifed off at the time but it could've been donemost her bredrins i eventually ran tru aswell so twas a minor

[smaddy]

Another story (no neek). Was going out with one girl Charlotte in Year 6, and when I say going out I mean we stood together at break, I had her house number and sometimes she would let me touch her leg She was top girl at my school and I was so on her it makes me cringe to think about it... she lived in Norbury, I lived in West croydon and I used WALK all the way to hers every morning just so we could get bus to school together (couldn't afford 2 bus journeys lol). She was over rude though, was always in madness with girls and they all hated her. Anyway we were going out for about 2 weeks and then the bitch dumped me for no reason. We didn't speak for time but I found out we were both looking to go to the same secondary school. Around SATS times she rung me, which was surpising because she had never called me even while we were "going out"... My brother answers the phone and shouts out "it's Charlotte for you", so I sprinted down the stairs like Linford Christie lol. She was like "I still like you, can we get back together" and I wanted to scream "Yes!!" but obviously that wouldn't have been acceptable. I said I wasn't sure and then she was like please, I really like you, so I said okay lets do this. There's some long pause, so I'm like "hello?" then I hear this evil laugh and "APRIIIIL FOOOOLS YOU FOOL!" and then the dial tone :D Thankfully she didn't end up going to my school otherwise my rep would be in tatters lol

actually burst out laughinTHAT IS TOOO TOO FUNNYapril fools u kno

[clark_kent]

Another story (no neek). Was going out with one girl Charlotte in Year 6, and when I say going out I mean we stood together at break, I had her house number and sometimes she would let me touch her leg She was top girl at my school and I was so on her it makes me cringe to think about it... she lived in Norbury, I lived in West croydon and I used WALK all the way to hers every morning just so we could get bus to school together (couldn't afford 2 bus journeys lol). She was over rude though, was always in madness with girls and they all hated her. Anyway we were going out for about 2 weeks and then the bitch dumped me for no reason. We didn't speak for time but I found out we were both looking to go to the same secondary school. Around SATS times she rung me, which was surpising because she had never called me even while we were "going out"... My brother answers the phone and shouts out "it's Charlotte for you", so I sprinted down the stairs like Linford Christie lol. She was like "I still like you, can we get back together" and I wanted to scream "Yes!!" but obviously that wouldn't have been acceptable. I said I wasn't sure and then she was like please, I really like you, so I said okay lets do this. There's some long pause, so I'm like "hello?" then I hear this evil laugh and "APRIIIIL FOOOOLS YOU FOOL!" and then the dial tone :D Thankfully she didn't end up going to my school otherwise my rep would be in tatters lol

FED OJDSFDLSFDFDSFDSFDSFDFDFDSFDF OIGNDGKFD#DF:D WORST so far lol, i feel for you there..Still, should rape her though.

das deep, def deserves 2meet ma raping finger

[Flat Eric]

17 years old. Summertime. Party.Me and my 2 bredrins see three girls, we stop them, pair off and draw numbers.SO i'm phoning my ting now, speechin, thinkin everytings cool, asking how her days been etc, droppin sly hints. Anyways we're speaking near enough every other day/everyday and i'm thinkin we're cool. But u know dem ones where certain time you're repeating yourself or saying "You there", or she says "call back in..."It's easy to clock NOW but back then man didn't know any better. SO:Its not long before I realise A) I'm calling her 90% of the time, and more time I wasn't gettin thru to her. BUT still don't think nothing of this UNTIL:I'm on the bus with my bredrin at the back coming back from college, and she gets on the bus with all her friends (about 6 of them) and sits at the front (she hasn't seen me), so I think to myself let me try be smart in front of my bredrin and call her phone.[KILLER INSTINCT COMBO FATALITY 99 HIT SPECIAL NO RETURN]HER PHONE RINGS. She takes out her phone and goes:"For f*ck SAKE! Why won't this fool take the hint? I swear I don't even pay attention to what he says and always tell him to call me back and then just don't answer the phone. Some guys just can't take the hint"All her bredrins start laughing. There's NO WAY I can get off the bus WITHOUT HER SEEING ME. My stop was two stops away. My bredrins just lookin at me with shock on his face properly feelin sorry for man. I was CRUSHED.My stop came, I got up and walked past her not lookin at her. I heard whispering. Got off the bus to see EVERYONE staring at me from the top deck from the corner of my eye.Moral of the story: If a girl doesn't call me more than I call her, I won't bother. I call once, and leave a message/text. After that, you won't hear from me again until SHE makes contact.I can happily tell this story because the levels are EXTREMELY high nowadays.

Should have climbed out the emergency exit fam.

lmao!

[JLovely]

LOL @ Emergency Exit.

[AdzStar*]

Another story (no neek). Was going out with one girl Charlotte in Year 6, and when I say going out I mean we stood together at break, I had her house number and sometimes she would let me touch her leg She was top girl at my school and I was so on her it makes me cringe to think about it... she lived in Norbury, I lived in West croydon and I used WALK all the way to hers every morning just so we could get bus to school together (couldn't afford 2 bus journeys lol). She was over rude though, was always in madness with girls and they all hated her. Anyway we were going out for about 2 weeks and then the bitch dumped me for no reason. We didn't speak for time but I found out we were both looking to go to the same secondary school. Around SATS times she rung me, which was surpising because she had never called me even while we were "going out"... My brother answers the phone and shouts out "it's Charlotte for you", so I sprinted down the stairs like Linford Christie lol. She was like "I still like you, can we get back together" and I wanted to scream "Yes!!" but obviously that wouldn't have been acceptable. I said I wasn't sure and then she was like please, I really like you, so I said okay lets do this. There's some long pause, so I'm like "hello?" then I hear this evil laugh and "APRIIIIL FOOOOLS YOU FOOL!" and then the dial tone :D Thankfully she didn't end up going to my school otherwise my rep would be in tatters lol

FED OJDSFDLSFDFDSFDSFDSFDFDFDSFDF OIGNDGKFD#DF:D WORST so far lol, i feel for you there..Still, should rape her though.

I really do think that's the worst one 'cos she was young yet so f*ckery.

[teq9]

[o-guy]

Lo at all these storiesperveted hermit, teq 9 and mc lovin yur stories had me fallin off my chair.goliath i felt sum dumb hole in my chest 4 u, i didn't even laugh.I dnt think i have any stories like these, or atleast any funny ones.There was one time where i was in my local corner shop, and there was some fine woman (i was like in yr 7 at the time). Some next man was with her all proud and sh*t.As they were leaving the man triped and fell on the floor, he hops up quick smilin and dropin bars, but becuz his tried to style it out and is still walkin while lookin back at the woman he trips again but this time busts his nose one the shops door handle and is knocked out.ambalance came for him and everything.when i got home i just started bustin up.

[McLovin' Jones]

Lo at all these storiesperveted hermit, teq 9 and mc lovin yur stories had me fallin off my chair.goliath i felt sum dumb hole in my chest 4 u, i didn't even laugh.I dnt think i have any stories like these, or atleast any funny ones.There was one time where i was in my local corner shop, and there was some fine woman (i was like in yr 7 at the time). Some next man was with her all proud and sh*t.As they were leaving the man triped and fell on the floor, he hops up quick smilin and dropin bars, but becuz his tried to style it out and is still walkin while lookin back at the woman he trips again but this time busts his nose one the shops door handle and is knocked out.ambalance came for him and everything.when i got home i just started bustin up.

LMAO

[JLovely]

Lo at all these storiesperveted hermit, teq 9 and mc lovin yur stories had me fallin off my chair.goliath i felt sum dumb hole in my chest 4 u, i didn't even laugh.I dnt think i have any stories like these, or atleast any funny ones.There was one time where i was in my local corner shop, and there was some fine woman (i was like in yr 7 at the time). Some next man was with her all proud and sh*t.As they were leaving the man triped and fell on the floor, he hops up quick smilin and dropin bars, but becuz his tried to style it out and is still walkin while lookin back at the woman he trips again but this time busts his nose one the shops door handle and is knocked out.ambalance came for him and everything.when i got home i just started bustin up.

LMAO

[McLovin' Jones]

Ok next one...Must've moved up this twin...I actually prefered the OTHER one but she was taken so I settled for her instead.However, after long realising she was on the long ting, I f*cked off somewhere. Few months go past and I see the original twin I like in one rave, she recognises but doesn't remember from where;. I being the cunning tactician that I am and use this to my advantage. I switch up the name (the birth of Mike Kane) and some other details and but I f*cked up when I told her what school I went to.Bear in mind the chick was OOOOOONNNNNN it and was FINE.Swap numbers and get a call...Obviously she told her sister about this great guy she met, divulged all the details so when she said appearance and SCHOOL, I was f*cked.Try ove to her again like a year ago but she found Jesus.LMAO

[Savant]

17 years old. Summertime. Party.Me and my 2 bredrins see three girls, we stop them, pair off and draw numbers.SO i'm phoning my ting now, speechin, thinkin everytings cool, asking how her days been etc, droppin sly hints. Anyways we're speaking near enough every other day/everyday and i'm thinkin we're cool. But u know dem ones where certain time you're repeating yourself or saying "You there", or she says "call back in..."It's easy to clock NOW but back then man didn't know any better. SO:Its not long before I realise A) I'm calling her 90% of the time, and more time I wasn't gettin thru to her. BUT still don't think nothing of this UNTIL:I'm on the bus with my bredrin at the back coming back from college, and she gets on the bus with all her friends (about 6 of them) and sits at the front (she hasn't seen me), so I think to myself let me try be smart in front of my bredrin and call her phone.[KILLER INSTINCT COMBO FATALITY 99 HIT SPECIAL NO RETURN]HER PHONE RINGS. She takes out her phone and goes:"For f*ck SAKE! Why won't this fool take the hint? I swear I don't even pay attention to what he says and always tell him to call me back and then just don't answer the phone. Some guys just can't take the hint"All her bredrins start laughing. There's NO WAY I can get off the bus WITHOUT HER SEEING ME. My stop was two stops away. My bredrins just lookin at me with shock on his face properly feelin sorry for man. I was CRUSHED.My stop came, I got up and walked past her not lookin at her. I heard whispering. Got off the bus to see EVERYONE staring at me from the top deck from the corner of my eye.Moral of the story: If a girl doesn't call me more than I call her, I won't bother. I call once, and leave a message/text. After that, you won't hear from me again until SHE makes contact.I can happily tell this story because the levels are EXTREMELY high nowadays.

*Head in hands*f*ckING HELL FAM.Do you still see her around? I can't even laugh fam that is SERIOUS BODYMENT.

[o-guy]

Ok next one...Must've moved up this twin...I actually prefered the OTHER one but she was taken so I settled for her instead.However, after long realising she was on the long ting, I f*cked off somewhere. Few months go past and I see the original twin I like in one rave, she recognises but doesn't remember from where;. I being the cunning tactician that I am and use this to my advantage. I switch up the name (the birth of Mike Kane) and some other details and but I f*cked up when I told her what school I went to.Bear in mind the chick was OOOOOONNNNNN it and was FINE.Swap numbers and get a call...Obviously she told her sister about this great guy she met, divulged all the details so when she said appearance and SCHOOL, I was f*cked.Try ove to her again like a year ago but she found Jesus.LMAO

wen girls drop thislolits just sumthin special

[Flat Eric]

Golli is lucky to be here..thats a suicidial moment.

[smaddy]

Lo at all these storiesperveted hermit, teq 9 and mc lovin yur stories had me fallin off my chair.goliath i felt sum dumb hole in my chest 4 u, i didn't even laugh.I dnt think i have any stories like these, or atleast any funny ones.There was one time where i was in my local corner shop, and there was some fine woman (i was like in yr 7 at the time). Some next man was with her all proud and sh*t.As they were leaving the man triped and fell on the floor, he hops up quick smilin and dropin bars, but becuz his tried to style it out and is still walkin while lookin back at the woman he trips again but this time busts his nose one the shops door handle and is knocked out.ambalance came for him and everything.when i got home i just started bustin up.

LMAO

AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAA

[clark_kent]

17 years old. Summertime. Party.Me and my 2 bredrins see three girls, we stop them, pair off and draw numbers.SO i'm phoning my ting now, speechin, thinkin everytings cool, asking how her days been etc, droppin sly hints. Anyways we're speaking near enough every other day/everyday and i'm thinkin we're cool. But u know dem ones where certain time you're repeating yourself or saying "You there", or she says "call back in..."It's easy to clock NOW but back then man didn't know any better. SO:Its not long before I realise A) I'm calling her 90% of the time, and more time I wasn't gettin thru to her. BUT still don't think nothing of this UNTIL:I'm on the bus with my bredrin at the back coming back from college, and she gets on the bus with all her friends (about 6 of them) and sits at the front (she hasn't seen me), so I think to myself let me try be smart in front of my bredrin and call her phone.[KILLER INSTINCT COMBO FATALITY 99 HIT SPECIAL NO RETURN]HER PHONE RINGS. She takes out her phone and goes:"For f*ck SAKE! Why won't this fool take the hint? I swear I don't even pay attention to what he says and always tell him to call me back and then just don't answer the phone. Some guys just can't take the hint"All her bredrins start laughing. There's NO WAY I can get off the bus WITHOUT HER SEEING ME. My stop was two stops away. My bredrins just lookin at me with shock on his face properly feelin sorry for man. I was CRUSHED.My stop came, I got up and walked past her not lookin at her. I heard whispering. Got off the bus to see EVERYONE staring at me from the top deck from the corner of my eye.Moral of the story: If a girl doesn't call me more than I call her, I won't bother. I call once, and leave a message/text. After that, you won't hear from me again until SHE makes contact.I can happily tell this story because the levels are EXTREMELY high nowadays.

*Head in hands*f*ckING HELL FAM.Do you still see her around? I can't even laugh fam that is SERIOUS BODYMENT.

nar dat is seeeerious, dese stories r putting a tear in ma eye lol!

[Seth Rollins]

17 years old. Summertime. Party.Me and my 2 bredrins see three girls, we stop them, pair off and draw numbers.SO i'm phoning my ting now, speechin, thinkin everytings cool, asking how her days been etc, droppin sly hints. Anyways we're speaking near enough every other day/everyday and i'm thinkin we're cool. But u know dem ones where certain time you're repeating yourself or saying "You there", or she says "call back in..."It's easy to clock NOW but back then man didn't know any better. SO:Its not long before I realise A) I'm calling her 90% of the time, and more time I wasn't gettin thru to her. BUT still don't think nothing of this UNTIL:I'm on the bus with my bredrin at the back coming back from college, and she gets on the bus with all her friends (about 6 of them) and sits at the front (she hasn't seen me), so I think to myself let me try be smart in front of my bredrin and call her phone.[KILLER INSTINCT COMBO FATALITY 99 HIT SPECIAL NO RETURN]HER PHONE RINGS. She takes out her phone and goes:"For f*ck SAKE! Why won't this fool take the hint? I swear I don't even pay attention to what he says and always tell him to call me back and then just don't answer the phone. Some guys just can't take the hint"All her bredrins start laughing. There's NO WAY I can get off the bus WITHOUT HER SEEING ME. My stop was two stops away. My bredrins just lookin at me with shock on his face properly feelin sorry for man. I was CRUSHED.My stop came, I got up and walked past her not lookin at her. I heard whispering. Got off the bus to see EVERYONE staring at me from the top deck from the corner of my eye.Moral of the story: If a girl doesn't call me more than I call her, I won't bother. I call once, and leave a message/text. After that, you won't hear from me again until SHE makes contact.I can happily tell this story because the levels are EXTREMELY high nowadays.

*Head in hands*f*ckING HELL FAM.Do you still see her around? I can't even laugh fam that is SERIOUS BODYMENT.

Lol, she went Coulsdon College years back (2000 times). Seen her couple times in the past, not now tho. Kinda like she feels a way but knows she can't really say anything so just carried on walking.

[Mr. Euphoria]

As a young gun, lyrics were usually the problem with me.You know dem opportunites you get, and its bait the girl is clearly on it, and the chance is just begging to be tookBUTI'm jus there without the slightest clue as to what to say.It gets worse when I'm on my bed at night thinking how much I f*cked up and thinking I shudda said "this...." or I shudda said "that....."Live and learn init.Better person for it today having amassed tons of lessons.

[Em Dott]

Went on a trip to france wiht my school in year 9. Ended up in a room alone with one girl with huge breasts I was on. There was bare silence in the room, then I flopped and asked "C*****, do you liek me?". Needless to say, it killed the vibe.Another time, I was looking after one yard for a friend, and he arranged for one next girl to go as well. I flopped again though. She wasn't really talkative, and just seemed like she didn't want to talk. So I didn't get nothing. My friend was pissed at me as well. I kciked myself as well because he said she was a bit of a hag, all telling em if I asked I probably could have got head.Other times, is just when I was younger, drawing girls, and I was kinda of quiet on teh phone as I didn't really know how to talk to girls properly to kind of twang them and get comfortable with them. I'm grateful for college, as that helped me build my social skills. however, I ended up in teh friend zone a good couple times. To be honest, I pretty much reached a very comfortable level that has pretty much shaped how I interacted with girls in my last uni.I really do think back to those first 2 situations and kick myself. I was a late bloomer still. But at the same time, it might have changed the person I was, and I'm happy the way I am.

[Em Dott]

As a young gun, lyrics were usually the problem with me.You know dem opportunites you get, and its bait the girl is clearly on it, and the chance is just begging to be tookBUTI'm jus there without the slightest clue as to what to say.It gets worse when I'm on my bed at night thinking how much I f*cked up and thinking I shudda said "this...." or I shudda said "that....."Live and learn init.Better person for it today having amassed tons of lessons.

LOLExactly the same with me fam.