Hot yourself up...

[revs]

never been totally destroyed. I do remember one embarrassing thing though.Back when everyone started getting mobile phones (i'm talking the very first nokia) i was broke and couldn't afford one because i wasn't old enough to work. Still, everyone else seemed to have one and i felt left out. Anyway, I was at an older kid's 18th and managed to get a little thing going on with some skinny chick. Despite the awkward small talk and vast amounts of nervous BO she seemed to be on it. Anyway i ask for her number and she says give me your phone. I told her i don't have one and that i'd go get my mums. She dropped the biggest plain face. When i saw that i gave myself the stone cold stunner in my mind for sounding so pathetic. Anyway I went to get my mums phone and when i got back she spent most of the night avoiding me.

[Lenny]

I remember trying to hide my phone on a sly, and I heard the guy say "Why is this d*ckhead trying to hide his phone?! I should rob him". I was shook, and was so happy that 29 bus came straight away.

[HighOctane]

I remember my young gentleman days in school,there was this new chick who started school in year 10 (i think it was then)....she was NOICE, a few girls were telling me that she fancied me, so thought ok, let me take actionValentines day was coming up, so i thought, let me charm her with my gentleman ways....I went all out and bought her a box of chocolates and a valentines day card...she happily took it...but my boys were creasing, I cudnt understand why......the bait thing is, I was walking around with the gifts in my hands for all to see...most ppl must of been thinking "rah, this bre ain't playing".....nuff ppl crowding round me asking who were they for.wen i gave it to her, she said she had something for me too, it was in her locker, so it thought yeah, this should be good..came to the end of the day now and i was waiting and waiting............and waiting.....came to find out that she had left school a good hour ago, lolfelt like a right mug, cause nuff ppl were asking "what did she get you?"...I had to say nothing....was the joke of the day for some pplI never did get my gift

LOL

[Em Dott]

I remember my young gentleman days in school,there was this new chick who started school in year 10 (i think it was then)....she was NOICE, a few girls were telling me that she fancied me, so thought ok, let me take actionValentines day was coming up, so i thought, let me charm her with my gentleman ways....I went all out and bought her a box of chocolates and a valentines day card...she happily took it...but my boys were creasing, I cudnt understand why......the bait thing is, I was walking around with the gifts in my hands for all to see...most ppl must of been thinking "rah, this bre ain't playing".....nuff ppl crowding round me asking who were they for.wen i gave it to her, she said she had something for me too, it was in her locker, so it thought yeah, this should be good..came to the end of the day now and i was waiting and waiting............and waiting.....came to find out that she had left school a good hour ago, lolfelt like a right mug, cause nuff ppl were asking "what did she get you?"...I had to say nothing....was the joke of the day for some pplI never did get my gift

LOL

[Soca Junkie]

LOL...some f*ckries man...I found myself saying ''awww'' lol!

[Lieutenant]

One time wen i just started sixth form so i had just turnt 16 there was one PENGGG ting who me and my boy had been friends with from year 9 days. Now that we were older things started getting more serious between me and her and my boy and her, anyways 2 2's she's leading us both on, telling us the same thing, phoning both of us EVERY nite saying she likes us and wants things to happen etc. obviously were boys so we were telling eachother but we thought rags we will both bowl tru her and then leave herduring lunchtimes at sixth form everyone(a group of about 8 of us) used to go to one boys house round the corner to jam, play ps2, eat food etc so i was on the fone to her one time and she said 'when were at Jamie's move to me and we will do a ting'.. couple days later were on his sofa jammin, couple other ppl floating bout and i think f*ck it and try kiss her, she moved backwards screwed me then said really loudly 'WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KISS ME FOR?'.. My face looked suttin like this..to be fair if i had a knife at the time i probably would have shanked her in her nose. no1 in the house said nuttin doe people were just looking round awkwardly like they didn't hear. i made some excuse bout how i need to go back to the library at school and made my exit.she invited my boy to her yard couple weeks after being all suggestive n ting then when he gets there she says that the walls are red but thats a next storyafter a couple weeks of her apoligising and due to her amazing sexyness we got talking again but on a normal one and me and my boy got the sweetest revenge last new years.. her two main girls were on holiday so she didnt have no1 to go out with so she bells me up and asks if she can come out with me and my guys, i was thinking is this female having a bubble but i said yea be at my yard for 9pm or whatever. 8.30 me and my boy duck to my bredrins yard and make our way to leicester sq. 9pm i get a call from my dad how theres some girl at my door asking for me i said tell her he dont no where i am. she had to get bus back home and she lived bout 45mins away hahame and this girl no longer speakbut i have learnt that if you are too hungry for p*ssy u will leave yourself open for absolute bodyment.. been parred a couple more times in terms of flopped linkages etc. but its nothing not even gonna brag bout how i go on now

[McLovin' Jones]

One time wen i just started sixth form so i had just turnt 16 there was one PENGGG ting who me and my boy had been friends with from year 9 days. Now that we were older things started getting more serious between me and her and my boy and her, anyways 2 2's she's leading us both on, telling us the same thing, phoning both of us EVERY nite saying she likes us and wants things to happen etc. obviously were boys so we were telling eachother but we thought rags we will both bowl tru her and then leave herduring lunchtimes at sixth form everyone(a group of about 8 of us) used to go to one boys house round the corner to jam, play ps2, eat food etc so i was on the fone to her one time and she said 'when were at Jamie's move to me and we will do a ting'.. couple days later were on his sofa jammin, couple other ppl floating bout and i think f*ck it and try kiss her, she moved backwards screwed me then said really loudly 'WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KISS ME FOR?'.. My face looked suttin like this..to be fair if i had a knife at the time i probably would have shanked her in her nose. no1 in the house said nuttin doe people were just looking round awkwardly like they didn't hear. i made some excuse bout how i need to go back to the library at school and made my exit.she invited my boy to her yard couple weeks after being all suggestive n ting then when he gets there she says that the walls are red but thats a next storyafter a couple weeks of her apoligising and due to her amazing sexyness we got talking again but on a normal one and me and my boy got the sweetest revenge last new years.. her two main girls were on holiday so she didnt have no1 to go out with so she bells me up and asks if she can come out with me and my guys, i was thinking is this female having a bubble but i said yea be at my yard for 9pm or whatever. 8.30 me and my boy duck to my bredrins yard and make our way to leicester sq. 9pm i get a call from my dad how theres some girl at my door asking for me i said tell her he dont no where i am. she had to get bus back home and she lived bout 45mins away hahame and this girl no longer speakbut i have learnt that if you are too hungry for p*ssy u will leave yourself open for absolute bodyment.. been parred a couple more times in terms of flopped linkages etc. but its nothing not even gonna brag bout how i go on now

LMAO

[Scorpzz]

lmao some of the stories in herei swear i can't competelmfaobut face off's & goliath's stories are deep

[Scorpzz]

not really a boyage story...but it kind of is at the same time, but either way it's funny so i thought i'd sharei drew this chick that went to my sixth form, she was very choong. So we've spoken on the phone a couple times and she's on it telling me how her aunties away and she wants me to come over and ting so i trekked all the way to some next f*cking bits kings cross and i we went to the yard now first thing that was wrong is that her friend was there and i'm not being rude but her friend was a d*ckhead (and abit ugly too she looked like cracked out version of foxy brown abit) you know one of them load type of hoesso two two's i ask her why's her friend here she said how's she waiting for her man i was like whatever and asked her if she's cooking she said yeah then so im sitting in the front room and she said how the gas is gone off and she had to call them n sh*ti said alright let's go chill upstairs so we went to her aunties bedroom and watched a dvd well not really cause i just wanted to f*ck so i moved onto her and started doing my ting eventually all she had was her thong on but then i needed to pee so bad so i quickly ran to the toilet and pissed (pissing with a boner is a hype, i swear it didn't wanna aim in the bowl) and i put a dom on and ran back in the room and slowed down when i got there i looked at her and the bitch was fully dressed she had a jacket on and everythingi was like WTF she said how the gas man is gonna be there soon and she couldn't stay nakedi swear i was bare pissed after thatso i left cause there was no food + no sex = why am i there? she was begging me to stay but i just made an excuse.i called her afterwards and we spoke like two or three more times and then she started airing my calls and flopped linkagesi sent her a text saying whore and never spoke to her again (i dnt know if she got it)

[McLovin' Jones]

not really a boyage story...but it kind of is at the same time, but either way it's funny so i thought i'd sharei drew this chick that went to my sixth form, she was very choong. So we've spoken on the phone a couple times and she's on it telling me how her aunties away and she wants me to come over and ting so i trekked all the way to some next f*cking bits kings cross and i we went to the yard now first thing that was wrong is that her friend was there and i'm not being rude but her friend was a d*ckhead (and abit ugly too she looked like cracked out version of foxy brown abit) you know one of them load type of hoesso two two's i ask her why's her friend here she said how's she waiting for her man i was like whatever and asked her if she's cooking she said yeah then so im sitting in the front room and she said how the gas is gone off and she had to call them n sh*ti said alright let's go chill upstairs so we went to her aunties bedroom and watched a dvd well not really cause i just wanted to f*ck so i moved onto her and started doing my ting eventually all she had was her thong on but then i needed to pee so bad so i quickly ran to the toilet and pissed (pissing with a boner is a hype, i swear it didn't wanna aim in the bowl) and i put a dom on and ran back in the room and slowed down when i got there i looked at her and the bitch was fully dressed she had a jacket on and everythingi was like WTF she said how the gas man is gonna be there soon and she couldn't stay nakedi swear i was bare pissed after thatso i left cause there was no food + no sex = why am i there? she was begging me to stay but i just made an excuse.i called her afterwards and we spoke like two or three more times and then she started airing my calls and flopped linkagesi sent her a text saying whore and never spoke to her again (i dnt know if she got it)

LMAOClassy.

[Bobby Reds]

I remember trying to hide my phone on a sly, and I heard the guy say "Why is this d*ckhead trying to hide his phone?! I should rob him". I was shook, and was so happy that 29 bus came straight away.

I swear 22222 many funny quotes in this topic>>

[Em Dott]

not really a boyage story...but it kind of is at the same time, but either way it's funny so i thought i'd sharei drew this chick that went to my sixth form, she was very choong. So we've spoken on the phone a couple times and she's on it telling me how her aunties away and she wants me to come over and ting so i trekked all the way to some next f*cking bits kings cross and i we went to the yard now first thing that was wrong is that her friend was there and i'm not being rude but her friend was a d*ckhead (and abit ugly too she looked like cracked out version of foxy brown abit) you know one of them load type of hoesso two two's i ask her why's her friend here she said how's she waiting for her man i was like whatever and asked her if she's cooking she said yeah then so im sitting in the front room and she said how the gas is gone off and she had to call them n sh*ti said alright let's go chill upstairs so we went to her aunties bedroom and watched a dvd well not really cause i just wanted to f*ck so i moved onto her and started doing my ting eventually all she had was her thong on but then i needed to pee so bad so i quickly ran to the toilet and pissed (pissing with a boner is a hype, i swear it didn't wanna aim in the bowl) and i put a dom on and ran back in the room and slowed down when i got there i looked at her and the bitch was fully dressed she had a jacket on and everythingi was like WTF she said how the gas man is gonna be there soon and she couldn't stay nakedi swear i was bare pissed after thatso i left cause there was no food + no sex = why am i there? she was begging me to stay but i just made an excuse.i called her afterwards and we spoke like two or three more times and then she started airing my calls and flopped linkagesi sent her a text saying whore and never spoke to her again (i dnt know if she got it)

LMAOClassy.

[CRACKTRO]

I was with a girl coupla weeks ago.She was like a like you a lot and that, saying she wants to hang out and such and telling me of some other boy that I called a wasteman, how he wanted to f*ck her and was coming on towards her.Then I hear she's calling him gorgeous and all that kinda sh*t saying she wants to meet up with him and that.I ain't spoke to her since, I'm not that guy.Hotting myself up avoided.