Train Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 Anyone got any funny stories from when they were high on drugs, share em ere. Might be jokes. Also, can we have a drugs room please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertine Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 I once overdosed on Morphine and nearly diedFunny no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cipher Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 Also, can we have a drugs room please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Train Posted January 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 Also, can we have a drugs room please. Wold be SICK though. People can only post if they are high on soemthing. Share little cracky tales and such like. Make Doctor mod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15 Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 This is out to all the whiteboys growing up yeah!!??There's BARE positive whiteboys around you makin movements!!Makin' movements towards success...LookIt's like I love it when I see Noel Edmunds and Des O'Connor on the telly,But I get even happier when I see fat Bastards like David Bellamy flaunting his big belly...and honestly who watches Nature programs?I'd probably say no-one....so like you ask me whose the host of NewsNight ? I've gotta big up Jeremy Paxman...And then Channel 4 recruited that annoying batty-man....I don't know him, but he's a twat and his names Russel BrandThat's not good for him...he should be made illegalhis tight clothes are lethal,Regardless of that, he's played a major part in big brother representing the culture of all our white people.Tony Blairs a problem solver, (??)My mother didn't know how to cook until she bought a book written by Jamie Oliver.....He built a scene.... amongst our white chefs,Gordons Kitchen Nightmares started off as a dream,Like Elton John And David Furnish engaged in a civil partnership,To that couple right there...we owe homage.. Now everyones doing it!When they got publicly married....I was like BRAPPP whiteboy's not marrying a bitch..When I see Beckham missing a penalty kick.... I'm like BRAPPP whiteboys up in this bitch!!*CHORUS*Cuz we're all Whiteboys Whiteboys Yeah we're all whiteboysAnd one day we're gonna be white men!And some of us try to be black boysAnd some of us are mixed raced childrenWhiteboys whiteboys Yeah we're all whiteboysAnd one day we're gonna be white menAnd some of us pray we were black boysand none of us pray we were a-siansoOoOoOoO CHILD..... GETTING A JOB WILL BE EASIERRRRRRRooOoOOoOo CHILD THINGS WILL GET WHITTERRRRRRyou know what shout out my step-dad..Positive black-man whose been around for the last 2 years of my life yeah!ho my diddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Train Posted January 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 Did you type it all out again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smaddy Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 not very funny, but it was one of the most crack head moments of my lifeme and my friends, we were about 13, we went to pick up some draw of this boy called jay all the way in westbourne park grovewe got up there, all sitting, smoking, larfin hard and chattin bare sh*tjay was there, and this fat french black guy was there too, he rolled a spliff and gives it to me, i smoke some and hand it back to himand hes all smiling and laughing goin "nah thats for you guys"so i was like safe, and blazed some moreall of a sudden jay was like u guys have got to go, so we left and then some next girls were coming up the stairson the way there we had seen these spiral steps, we ran down them all lean up and sh*t, and everything was all hunkydoreygot on the train to hammersmith, went to virgin megastores to buy one album with a voucher i had got for my birthdayat the moment i put down rass kass and picked up beanie sigels album, i kinda went blind and dropped to the floormy friend ran outside goin "ahh shiiit she whiteyed ablblablabla"i got up after like 20 seconds, but i still couldnt see, i was fumblin all over the place lookin for my changethen some arab lady gave me a banana and told me to go home and drink some sweet tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertine Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 This is out to all the whiteboys growing up yeah!!??There's BARE positive whiteboys around you makin movements!!Makin' movements towards success...LookIt's like I love it when I see Noel Edmunds and Des O'Connor on the telly,But I get even happier when I see fat Bastards like David Bellamy flaunting his big belly...and honestly who watches Nature programs?I'd probably say no-one....so like you ask me whose the host of NewsNight ? I've gotta big up Jeremy Paxman...And then Channel 4 recruited that annoying batty-man....I don't know him, but he's a twat and his names Russel BrandThat's not good for him...he should be made illegalhis tight clothes are lethal,Regardless of that, he's played a major part in big brother representing the culture of all our white people.Tony Blairs a problem solver, (??)My mother didn't know how to cook until she bought a book written by Jamie Oliver.....He built a scene.... amongst our white chefs,Gordons Kitchen Nightmares started off as a dream,Like Elton John And David Furnish engaged in a civil partnership,To that couple right there...we owe homage.. Now everyones doing it!When they got publicly married....I was like BRAPPP whiteboy's not marrying a bitch..When I see Beckham missing a penalty kick.... I'm like BRAPPP whiteboys up in this bitch!!*CHORUS*Cuz we're all Whiteboys Whiteboys Yeah we're all whiteboysAnd one day we're gonna be white men!And some of us try to be black boysAnd some of us are mixed raced childrenWhiteboys whiteboys Yeah we're all whiteboysAnd one day we're gonna be white menAnd some of us pray we were black boysand none of us pray we were a-siansoOoOoOoO CHILD..... GETTING A JOB WILL BE EASIERRRRRRRooOoOOoOo CHILD THINGS WILL GET WHITTERRRRRRyou know what shout out my step-dad..Positive black-man whose been around for the last 2 years of my life yeah!ho my diddyI don't understand this, someone elaborate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCRAPS Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 not very funny, but it was one of the most crack head moments of my lifeme and my friends, we were about 13, we went to pick up some draw of this boy called jay all the way in westbourne park grovewe got up there, all sitting, smoking, larfin hard and chattin bare sh*tjay was there, and this fat french black guy was there too, he rolled a spliff and gives it to me, i smoke some and hand it back to himand hes all smiling and laughing goin "nah thats for you guys"so i was like safe, and blazed some moreall of a sudden jay was like u guys have got to go, so we left and then some next girls were coming up the stairson the way there we had seen these spiral steps, we ran down them all lean up and sh*t, and everything was all hunkydoreygot on the train to hammersmith, went to virgin megastores to buy one album with a voucher i had got for my birthdayat the moment i put down rass kass and picked up beanie sigels album, i kinda went blind and dropped to the floormy friend ran outside goin "ahh shiiit she whiteyed ablblablabla"i got up after like 20 seconds, but i still couldnt see, i was fumblin all over the place lookin for my changethen some arab lady gave me a banana and told me to go home and drink some sweet teaYou got that right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 I have seen some f*cked up sh*t on drugs, I was tripping last week and thought i was in that machine thing from assassins creed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smaddy Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 scraps your a facking bitchjus so u kno innit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 This is out to all the whiteboys growing up yeah!!??There's BARE positive whiteboys around you makin movements!!Makin' movements towards success...LookIt's like I love it when I see Noel Edmunds and Des O'Connor on the telly,But I get even happier when I see fat Bastards like David Bellamy flaunting his big belly...and honestly who watches Nature programs?I'd probably say no-one....so like you ask me whose the host of NewsNight ? I've gotta big up Jeremy Paxman...And then Channel 4 recruited that annoying batty-man....I don't know him, but he's a twat and his names Russel BrandThat's not good for him...he should be made illegalhis tight clothes are lethal,Regardless of that, he's played a major part in big brother representing the culture of all our white people.Tony Blairs a problem solver, (??)My mother didn't know how to cook until she bought a book written by Jamie Oliver.....He built a scene.... amongst our white chefs,Gordons Kitchen Nightmares started off as a dream,Like Elton John And David Furnish engaged in a civil partnership,To that couple right there...we owe homage.. Now everyones doing it!When they got publicly married....I was like BRAPPP whiteboy's not marrying a bitch..When I see Beckham missing a penalty kick.... I'm like BRAPPP whiteboys up in this bitch!!*CHORUS*Cuz we're all Whiteboys Whiteboys Yeah we're all whiteboysAnd one day we're gonna be white men!And some of us try to be black boysAnd some of us are mixed raced childrenWhiteboys whiteboys Yeah we're all whiteboysAnd one day we're gonna be white menAnd some of us pray we were black boysand none of us pray we were a-siansoOoOoOoO CHILD..... GETTING A JOB WILL BE EASIERRRRRRRooOoOOoOo CHILD THINGS WILL GET WHITTERRRRRRyou know what shout out my step-dad..Positive black-man whose been around for the last 2 years of my life yeah!ho my diddyI don't understand this, someone elaborate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smaddy Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 the other day i was having a mad tripsat on the toilet, went deaf for a bit, then a buzzin sound came, and then white noisethen i was alrite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertine Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 I find these 'drug' posts to be very misleadingbecause they are all about weed,ONE OF THE SHITTEST DRUGS EVERLSD, MESCALINE, ECTASYTRY THEM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 I find these 'drug' posts to be very misleadingbecause they are all about weed,ONE OF THE SHITTEST DRUGS EVERLSD, MESCALINE, ECTASYTRY THEMThats what im talkin about, im yet to try mescaline but i love MDMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCRAPS Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 I find these 'drug' posts to be very misleadingbecause they are all about weed,ONE OF THE SHITTEST DRUGS EVERLSD, MESCALINE, ECTASYTRY THEMGet me.People boasting about being really f*cking stoned maan<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<____________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Train Posted January 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 the other day i was having a mad tripsat on the toilet, went deaf for a bit, then a buzzin sound came, and then white noisethen i was alritelmaoDropped that sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 painkillers?valium?not good enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Train Posted January 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 Ok white boys, we get the message. Lets not turn this into a topic about how sh*t weed is and how good you lots f*cked up pill drugs are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ch33kyWun Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 So high on a substance was I, that I couldn't figure out how to walk around the road works on the pavement. I started panicing apparently. Scary sh*t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRLS AGAIN Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 lmfao @ the asian lady with the bananai found it funny smaddsalsoi want to try xtc but i'm shook and never really been offered it at the right timei'm a nuts guy in a club as it is already, imagine me on xtcohh my days i would probably get kicked out for having too much funas far as funny stories when it comes to weedwe're sat in my boys yardjust finished blazin a nice qthen there's like 6-7 of us in the roomand then one of us starts laughingand then we all start laughing10 minutes go bywe're still laughingno word of a lie everything was hurting, i was laughin so muchthen one of the boys there, the fat one, man is proper fatstarts pissing himselflike literallyman just wetted up the place, the carpet, his clothes, it was f*ckedthen the boy whos yard it is goes, "bruv are you pissing yourself in my yard"ohh my days, the laughter was toooo much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15 Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 Did you type it all out again?COPY AND PASTE B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15 Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 WEN U BUSS UP LARFIN 4 NO REASON IS TOO MUCH JOKEU GET BELL CRAMP N TING BUT UR STILL LARFING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smaddy Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 lmfao @ the asian lady with the bananai found it funny smaddsalsoi want to try xtc but i'm shook and never really been offered it at the right timei'm a nuts guy in a club as it is already, imagine me on xtcohh my days i would probably get kicked out for having too much funas far as funny stories when it comes to weedwe're sat in my boys yardjust finished blazin a nice qthen there's like 6-7 of us in the roomand then one of us starts laughingand then we all start laughing10 minutes go bywe're still laughingno word of a lie everything was hurting, i was laughin so muchthen one of the boys there, the fat one, man is proper fatstarts pissing himselflike literallyman just wetted up the place, the carpet, his clothes, it was f*ckedthen the boy whos yard it is goes, "bruv are you pissing yourself in my yard"ohh my days, the laughter was toooo muchLMFAOallow pissin urself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Train Posted January 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 lmfao @ the asian lady with the bananai found it funny smaddsalsoi want to try xtc but i'm shook and never really been offered it at the right timei'm a nuts guy in a club as it is already, imagine me on xtcohh my days i would probably get kicked out for having too much funas far as funny stories when it comes to weedwe're sat in my boys yardjust finished blazin a nice qthen there's like 6-7 of us in the roomand then one of us starts laughingand then we all start laughing10 minutes go bywe're still laughingno word of a lie everything was hurting, i was laughin so muchthen one of the boys there, the fat one, man is proper fatstarts pissing himselflike literallyman just wetted up the place, the carpet, his clothes, it was f*ckedthen the boy whos yard it is goes, "bruv are you pissing yourself in my yard"ohh my days, the laughter was toooo muchUp until the piss bit I was thinking 'Thats normal'lol@ actually pissing yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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