Drug stories.

[Removal Man]

i got too many drug stories, i wouldnt kno where to start

[Shin Gouki]

The first one.

[rimplton]

mandys a great drug, and yes usually it is people either dehydrating or over compensating that f*ck themselves up. its either some dunce that glugs back litres or just can't be botherd to go get a drink.just drink normally when your thirsty, and don't take it often. it murkles the brain.

[Cipher]

I don't need drugs, I have love.

[Brolly]

This is out to all the whiteboys growing up yeah!!??There's BARE positive whiteboys around you makin movements!!Makin' movements towards success...LookIt's like I love it when I see Noel Edmunds and Des O'Connor on the telly,But I get even happier when I see fat Bastards like David Bellamy flaunting his big belly...and honestly who watches Nature programs?I'd probably say no-one....so like you ask me whose the host of NewsNight ? I've gotta big up Jeremy Paxman...And then Channel 4 recruited that annoying batty-man....I don't know him, but he's a twat and his names Russel BrandThat's not good for him...he should be made illegalhis tight clothes are lethal,Regardless of that, he's played a major part in big brother representing the culture of all our white people.Tony Blairs a problem solver, (??)My mother didn't know how to cook until she bought a book written by Jamie Oliver.....He built a scene.... amongst our white chefs,Gordons Kitchen Nightmares started off as a dream,Like Elton John And David Furnish engaged in a civil partnership,To that couple right there...we owe homage.. Now everyones doing it!When they got publicly married....I was like BRAPPP whiteboy's not marrying a bitch..When I see Beckham missing a penalty kick.... I'm like BRAPPP whiteboys up in this bitch!!*CHORUS*Cuz we're all Whiteboys Whiteboys Yeah we're all whiteboysAnd one day we're gonna be white men!And some of us try to be black boysAnd some of us are mixed raced childrenWhiteboys whiteboys Yeah we're all whiteboysAnd one day we're gonna be white menAnd some of us pray we were black boysand none of us pray we were a-siansoOoOoOoO CHILD..... GETTING A JOB WILL BE EASIERRRRRRRooOoOOoOo CHILD THINGS WILL GET WHITTERRRRRRyou know what shout out my step-dad..Positive black-man whose been around for the last 2 years of my life yeah!ho my diddy

LOLZ

[CRLS AGAIN]

yer mani remember back in the dayi'd know where the mandem had been if the cotches had wet splashes spit everywherealwaysi never used tobut them man used to spit up the place allll the timewas nastywhy one time yerin the block of flatswe were jammin prob half way upsomeone from the top floor musta come out to the hallwaymassive bucket of freezing cold waterboooooooooooooooooomthis is middle of winter toooohh my daysmy boy gets soaaaaaaakedwe were creassin soooo badimagine havin to walk home soaked and bare lean up in the middle of winterahahhahaa

[TAKE HEED]

I don't need drugs, I have love.

wow, f*ckin beautiful. no homoi do believe this is the first time ive written no homo on this site still.

[CRLS AGAIN]

lmfao @ that pile of bullshit

[TAKE HEED]

for real.sum1 tell sum coke stories

[Beavis]

for real.sum1 tell sum coke stories

I aint ever had a good time on coke, most overated drug in the world.

[CRACKTRO]

I've always wanted to but never just been lean and on my own watching Family Guy or listening to my iPod.ALWAYS wanted to just get lean, be left alone and chill to music.

[Beavis]

^^^Thats what weed is there for IMO, i hate smoking with other people now

[drifterman]

lol@u man passin round a zoot between 5 of u. thats seriously slippin.nowdays its strcitly 1 zoot per person. i might send a man sum of my weed if he run out. but i don't draw anyone on my spliffdon't kno where ppls mouths been these days

[En Sabah Nur]

rememba bunnin up wiv my boys had the weed goin, the shisha goin, n my bredrin was rollin anuva spliff upmy man drops the spliff on the floor, it falls everywhere, bredrin numba 2 busts out wiv "ahh cheers man, now we gonna bun up ur carpet" then BAM!!! everybody starts laughin BARES, rollin over sides splittin laughin. lol it werent even that funny

[spiderman]

i wanna hear sum nex X or coke stories. never tried nuffin except weed n hash to be honest.i must have shitloads of stories, but of the top of my head i can think of em all.The first time is always the best i think, well for me it was lol. they say that weed aint strong enough to make u trip, like proper trip, but i guess cos it was my first time it was enough to make me trip lol.must of been like 4 of us with one fat zoot, me and my bredrin had most of it still.nex fing, we walkin down the road, and im walkin on the pavement then try cross the road...as i walk over the grassy bit on the edge of the pavement, ders like a fat ditch in it cos it was dried out, no mud, no grass. Me bein lean i kinda slipped on the other edge...and i was jus like WOAHH, n gt bare shook, and quickly put both my feet either side of this ditch, cos i was shook i was gonna fall in it LOL.swear down i must of been shouting to my bredrins, "check this massive drop!" lol. to me it looked like sum fat hole into the earth, like sum next valley or sumin haha. that and the first time giggles was a lot, but then one of the nex guys we was wid jus whiteyed wen he got home apparently, puked up everywer n sh*t, and his marj was callin my mate sayin wots wrong with him loll...was sum scary stuff, but a we ran wid the excuse that he mite of eaten sum "out of date food" in the guys kitchen n got sum food poisioning or sumin LOL. I dont think he smoked much after that.

[Skeletone]

i remember bout 5 years ago, I was at my boi's yard, n had sum potent super skunk, had 4 joints, n i started trippin out n sh*t. i nearly passed out, n i went to the toilet n thru up, n fell asleep on his toilet, my mate come in bout 30 mins later n sed u better go home, i went in his back garden n i couldnt even get on my bike, so i just fell asleep in his back garden, then went home in the morning. lol

[O.Man]

lmfao @ the asian lady with the bananai found it funny smaddsalsoi want to try xtc but i'm shook and never really been offered it at the right timei'm a nuts guy in a club as it is already, imagine me on xtcohh my days i would probably get kicked out for having too much funas far as funny stories when it comes to weedwe're sat in my boys yardjust finished blazin a nice qthen there's like 6-7 of us in the roomand then one of us starts laughingand then we all start laughing10 minutes go bywe're still laughingno word of a lie everything was hurting, i was laughin so muchthen one of the boys there, the fat one, man is proper fatstarts pissing himselflike literallyman just wetted up the place, the carpet, his clothes, it was f*ckedthen the boy whos yard it is goes, "bruv are you pissing yourself in my yard"ohh my days, the laughter was toooo much

lmfaoooo

[TAKE HEED]

first time i blazed i took 2 draws of haze, dem times wen no1 had lemoni was high all night, was live

[BLACK VICTIM]

n fell asleep on his toilet,

I've done that so many times when I come home tired and high/drunk. Just go into the toilet, sit down and go sleep

[CRLS AGAIN]

i remember bout 5 years ago, I was at my boi's yard, n had sum potent super skunk, had 4 joints, n i started trippin out n sh*t. i nearly passed out, n i went to the toilet n thru up, n fell asleep on his toilet, my mate come in bout 30 mins later n sed u better go home, i went in his back garden n i couldnt even get on my bike, so i just fell asleep in his back garden, then went home in the morning. lol

LMFAO YOU ARE SICK

[Ralph Cifaretto]

When i was about 13 i couldnt sleep one sunday night and had this fat spliff already rolled in my room so i thought "yerr ill get high then sleep me", smoked it out my window then got into bed mashed. everything was cool for about 5 mins, all of a sudden my hips are gyrating an i cant stop them then i look up an circle bats are flying at me, i call them cirlcle bats cuz they were half circle half bat thats the best i can descibe them. im proper scared at this point so i close my eyes to get away from them and it gets worse, when i close my eyes all i can see is old school japanese cartoons like manga an that sh*t. So at this point i think ive gone mad an think i need some water so go down to the bathroom, i look in mirror an my eyes r like slits proper voldemort style, then as a i look at m reflection it morphs into a badgers head so i run back to my room and hide under a table till morning then i was normally high till 6 monday evening, put me off weed for a good 2 weeks

[spiderman]

i had one scary experience that put me off for a bit.i basically got really high at bredrins free yard, slept on the floor nex to the window. i had a cold as it was and that didnt help, so i ended up gettin really ill while i was high. for the nex week i felt a mix of the high/ill feelin, i couldnt tell whether i was high or not, it felt like i was high for a week lol. that made me shook, not bein able to shake the feelin.recently i had dat "heart attack" feelin, where i felt my heart was racing so fast, n i was soooo paro, neva been dat paro. and ye it made me think all sorts of bad things was gonna happen to me. When i started thinkin "am i havin a heart attack?" my left side started feelin num n sh*t, pins n needles...lol obviously i was imagining it, but like it felt slightly believable at the time, cos my heart was racing like mad, it felt like it was exploding every pump.

[RaRe UnO.]

its not big or clever and i aint proud of it but about 6 months ago round my pals house whos sells charlie... round there basically from 11 in the morning to 3 the next morning.. from the time i got there we were doing lines that practically took u two attempts to even fit it up ur nose.. come about midnight everytime i would go to the toilet for a piss.. i i would end up takin about 20 mins because of getting into an indepth convo with myself in the mirror. going to sleep was a diffrent stoyry i felt like i was going to have a seizure.

[Maxxx]

my last weed i had>>>>>>>>>f*cked me up too much, was at some house party just monged out on sofa

[Shin Gouki]

Is spiderman gay?Why has he got mans pic all up in his sig and sh*t.