Ego Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 first one i can remember was when i was watching sliver with sharon stonewith all them random sex sceneswas alot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Tuck it into my trouser waist and roll.Would spud if it wasn't homoStandard procedure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 dus ne1 even remember their 1st 1?wos havin a bathwas like 10and my dik went hardso i went down after n said to mumsie"mum my willy keeps goin like dat"and i showed her wid my fingers it goin uplmao at myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Aww fuck hding in the waist bandone time some over feely girl decided to flick the bottom of my shirt up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Had one while sitting down in class, stood up and it poked through the gap in my boxer and out through my unzipped fly and knocked over a pencil case and a few tables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Aww fuck hding in the waist bandone time some over feely girl decided to flick the bottom of my shirt upthe worstwhats even worse is when some proper rowdy girls did this in schooland proper blurted out ergh daryls got a bonerface went bright red Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertine Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 lmaoWhy does everyone think that the tucking in method is a well kept secret. Every f*cker knows about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJSPARK Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Aww fuck hding in the waist bandone time some over feely girl decided to flick the bottom of my shirt upthe worstwhats even worse is when some proper rowdy girls did this in schooland proper blurted out ergh daryls got a bonerface went bright redlol this reminds me of wen some girls used to watch mans piece in school and u know that bit on your school trousers that sticks up when you sit down, they must of thought it was a boner and they was hotting up one guy, bare shouting it out tellin teacher and all sorts it was funny doe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Got one in an exam. I was so thankful everyone finished the exam at the same time. I just pretended I was orting out my trouser cuffs and trainers whilst everyone went in front of me. When it happens, I just have to pretend I'm readjusting my belt, and tuck it behind the belt. Been nuff times where my girl's mum and sister have been in teh room, and I've started sitting with my hands on my lap for time no matter what happens. I get asked for a drink, I have to pick it up at some mad angle so as not to be embarassed.One Japanese yout got caught reading a porno mag in an english class at school. The teacher confiscated it, and told the boy to wait outside, and when he got up, he had to pull his shirt down because he had a boner.I remember one guy in my class managed to get hold of viagra, and tried to slip it in my teacher's drink. I swear I would ahve been creasing because the teacher was one of those awkward types. He never ever did drink it as far as I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamat Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 WHY DO U ALLWAYUS GET A ROCKER WHENEVER UR ABOUT TO GET OFF THE BUS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn_Carter Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 its all about hiding it with a bag.i remember i got one in school in PE. i pretended i was injured and curled up on the floor until it went.. lol Got one in an exam. I was so thankful everyone finished the exam at the same time. I just pretended I was orting out my trouser cuffs and trainers whilst everyone went in front of me. When it happens, I just have to pretend I'm readjusting my belt, and tuck it behind the belt. Been nuff times where my girl's mum and sister have been in teh room, and I've started sitting with my hands on my lap for time no matter what happens. I get asked for a drink, I have to pick it up at some mad angle so as not to be embarassed.One Japanese yout got caught reading a porno mag in an english class at school. The teacher confiscated it, and told the boy to wait outside, and when he got up, he had to pull his shirt down because he had a boner.I remember one guy in my class managed to get hold of viagra, and tried to slip it in my teacher's drink. I swear I would ahve been creasing because the teacher was one of those awkward types. He never ever did drink it as far as I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel C Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 I was in a french lesson back in the day and my teacher was sexy, and she had these stiff nips and i was just thinkin bout bangin her, next minute i get one on and my mate starts make me laugh bout sumthin SO my teacher makes me stand up which, in turn, exposed it to the class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 This aint really about love & life so its ereTell your most embarrasing momens with one& what methods do you use to get rid of themI hold my breath.Ill come with my greeze once things have got rllini tuck it under my belt and wait for it to go down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bardissimo Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 [GHETTO]AND IT DON'T TAKE MUCH TO MAKE ME ERECT[/GHETTO]baggy clothes help still, get them random ones and the cloth just makes it worse, its slump then arises too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 WHY DO U ALLWAYUS GET A ROCKER WHENEVER UR ABOUT TO GET OFF THE BUS?yes, so true i also get them when i wake up in the night needing a piss, as in i wake up with one and then that means i gotta wait until it's at least semi status before anything comes out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 WHY DO U ALLWAYUS GET A ROCKER WHENEVER UR ABOUT TO GET OFF THE BUS?yes, so true i also get them when i wake up in the night needing a piss, as in i wake up with one and then that means i gotta wait until it's at least semi status before anything comes out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 LOL at some of the stories in here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemonGuy Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Getting off the bus in the morning (it must be the vibrations of the engine), wearing reasonably tight jeans and a short jacket, nowhere to hid it. Barefaced it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactus Posted January 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 They must be f*cking annoying.Thank god nuttin stands up on women, other than nipples when its cold.The myths are true!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manuel Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 waering jeans are the worst as they always come up cant tuck it in without someoen noticing you lol i alwyas get them just before my stop on the bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackstock Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 You know when u gota sort it out down there and you're in public, but you dont want someon catchin u wid fiddling around with yr crotch or with yr hands down yr front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 WHY DO U ALLWAYUS GET A ROCKER WHENEVER UR ABOUT TO GET OFF THE BUS?yes, so true i also get them when i wake up in the night needing a piss, as in i wake up with one and then that means i gotta wait until it's at least semi status before anything comes out.LOLThis is real, or you have to sort of lean forward and hold the piece to make sure you are directing it inside the bowl. The worse is when you need to take a sh*t, and you have a boner, becuase I always end up pissing a tiny bit when doing a number 2. Have to hold in the log for longer than I want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 WHY DO U ALLWAYUS GET A ROCKER WHENEVER UR ABOUT TO GET OFF THE BUS?yes, so true i also get them when i wake up in the night needing a piss, as in i wake up with one and then that means i gotta wait until it's at least semi status before anything comes out.LOLThis is real, or you have to sort of lean forward and hold the piece to make sure you are directing it inside the bowl. The worse is when you need to take a sh*t, and you have a boner, becuase I always end up pissing a tiny bit when doing a number 2. Have to hold in the log for longer than I want to.lmfaoREAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 WHY DO U ALLWAYUS GET A ROCKER WHENEVER UR ABOUT TO GET OFF THE BUS?yes, so true i also get them when i wake up in the night needing a piss, as in i wake up with one and then that means i gotta wait until it's at least semi status before anything comes out.LOLThis is real, or you have to sort of lean forward and hold the piece to make sure you are directing it inside the bowl. The worse is when you need to take a sh*t, and you have a boner, becuase I always end up pissing a tiny bit when doing a number 2. Have to hold in the log for longer than I want to.I'm tryin not to laugh cos im in my uni library and theres people right opposite me.But f*cking hell!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Warning: Graphic Material Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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