Ch33kyWun Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 Cipher. Leave me. lol.By the by, that poems only sad because I was in Belguim being emotionally raped by my English teachers on the grounds of WW1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-T Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 "..Sam: What we need is a few good taters. Gollum: What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh? Sam: *Po-tay-toes!* Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew... Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish. [Gollum makes a noise of disgust while sticking his tongue out] Sam: Even you couldn't say no to that. Gollum: Oh yes we could. Spoilin' nice fish. Give it to us raw and w-r-r-riggling; you keep nasty chips. Sam: You're hopeless. " - Lord of The Rings. I'm the biggest fan good taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cipher Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 Cipher. Leave me. lol.By the by, that poems only sad because I was in Belguim being emotionally raped by my English teachers on the grounds of WW1.:DMy class went belgium too..I was left behind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ch33kyWun Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 *hi 5's X-T* lolCipher... you do not know what you missed mayn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Q Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 Gandalf"Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm"Two Towers.LOTR>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-T Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 Legolas: Final count, forty-two.Gimli: Forty-two? Oh, that's not bad for a pointy-eared elvish princeling. Hmph! I myself am sitting pretty on forty-THREE.Legolas: [takes out an arrow, and shoots the Uruk Gimli is sitting on in the stomach] Forty-three.Gimli: He was already dead!Legolas: He was twitching.Gimli: He was *twitching* because he's got my axe EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davicious X Posted February 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 And the Greatest MOVIE quote of all time is!Samuel L. Jackson playing Jules in Pulp Fiction.The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shy One Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 *Spudes X-T for the sig*"Cars come to a dead stopRain find ways not to drop on my headtop"-Slick Rick.Good Reverend Doctor: "Excuse me.I don't eat with whoremongers"Wife - "But you knew she was comin"-Jungle Fever"I don't do drugs. I am drugs"- Salvador Dali Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qks Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 oo oo this aswellwell i thought it was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cipher Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 *hi 5's X-T* lolCipher... you do not know what you missed mayn. lol.My friend fell into a trench there, wish i saw that ...+ allt he LOTR quotes"not all who live deserve life.." etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jubez Fresco Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 The one in my sig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaara Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 oo oo this aswellwell i thought it was funnyLMAOPrecisely how any interaction with females Justin has goes down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medic Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 lol qks you got some twisted sense of humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaara Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 So what if you beat me at Pro..Your still a bowcat.- Gaara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moverman Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 "youll always lose money chasing girls but youll never lose girls chasing money"wat the boss says to chris rock in "i think i lve my wife" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davicious X Posted February 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 "youll always lose money chasing girls but youll never lose girls chasing money"wat the boss says to chris rock in "i think i lve my wife"With that said I had to add this by Kanye West from the Dilated Peoples track 'This Way'My favorite girl wanna leave just because I got a girlfriendMy freak girl told me "now, she a christian"My white girl wanna move back to MichiganI'm pullin girls off the bench like a "sixth-man"I'm in the club doin the same ol' two stepWhile Omega's doing the same ol' "Q step"I have my money on my mind I was thinkin greenShe a pledge A.K.A. "she was pink and green"I wanna a good girl she want a gentlemanWe sayin' the same thing like a synonymI wasn't really spittin game I was scrimmagin'My pimpinship's so hard it needs censorshipI'ma chicagoan till Chicago endsTill we blow like Chicago windI don't know what's better, gettin laid or gettin paidI just know when I'm gettin one, the other's gettin away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Eric Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 "You've seen him you know how strong he is""Its suicide""YOU CAN'T WIN!"Rockys wifey to Rocky when he is going up against Drago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o-guy Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 right before dr. doom escaped from hell, it looked like he was a dead man; completly surrounded by hells demons.Then he drop these bars"Bereft of my technology.... mystic armour damaged.... offensive and defensive capabilities minimal. Enemy forces.... (panal shows doom surrounded by hundreds of demons)....substantialIt matters not. Even cornered, to my last breath i remain who and what i am. I will not hide, nor tremble nor beg. Let them come and reckon with fury that is DOOM defiant.Here i stand, hell hord! Unbowed!But understand: If it is my destiny that i should perish this day, i shall not go down easily... and i shall NOT go down ALONE.(Hells army begins to advance)Yes, come,and let us make an end of itTHERE IS DOOM ENOUGH FOR ALL" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeMason Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 "Watch me superman that hoie" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rimplton Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 some hench white guy i over heard in the street."in my brain, i hit er"a flash card up in frank zappas studio."whatever worked last time, don't do it again" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o-guy Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 "just becuz i'm paranoid, doesn't mean the whole world isn't out to get me""the only thing better than p*ssy is new p*ssy""everyman's gotta have a code" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsonist Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Football Factory :Rod: Letâs get out of here Bill, thereâs six Stoke fans staring right at us. Billy Bright: Right, which one's staring at me. Rod: The one with the hat on. Please don't start Bill. Billy Bright: [pointing at fan] Right see you you c*nt, I'll cut you first. Batman Begins :Carmine Falcone: People from your world have so *much* to lose. Now, you think that, because your mommy and your daddy got shot, you know about the ugly side of life, but you don't. You've never tasted desperate. You're Bruce Wayne, the Prince of Gotham; you'd have to go a thousand miles to meet someone who didn't know your name. So, don't come down here with your anger, trying to prove something to yourself. This is a world you'll never understand. And you always fear what you don't understand.Man On Fire :Rayburn: A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never.- Bill Clinton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. BLK Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 "I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WAS A GETAWAY DRIVER?.... WHAT THE f*ck CAN HE GET AWAY FROM EH?"Vinnie - "WHAT THE MATTER WITH THAT SPACE OVER THERE"Tyrone - "ITS TOO TIGHT"Vinnie - "TOO TIGHT? YOU CAN LAND A JUMBO f*ckIN JET IN THERE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smaddy Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 "the rich mans wealth is his strong city; destruction of the poor is their poverty""better to shut your mouth and be thought a fool then to open your mouth and remove all doubt""life is like a mirror, if u smile at it it will smile back""waanty waanty nah getty""every mickle mek a mockle""each one teach one" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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