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''Give them nothing but take from them everything''Messenger: Choose your next words carefully, Leonidas. They may be your last as king. King Leonidas: [to himself: thinking] "Earth and water"? [Leonidas unsheathes and points his sword at the Messenger's throat] Messenger: Madman! You're a madman! King Leonidas: Earth and water? You'll find plenty of both down there. Messenger: No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger! King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same! Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness! King Leonidas: Madness...? THIS... IS... SPARTA! Daxos: We expected Sparta's contribution to at least match our own. King Leonidas: Doesn't it? [points to Arcadian soldier behind Daxos] King Leonidas: You there, Arcadian! What is your profession? Free Greek-Potter: I am a potter, sir. King Leonidas: [points to another soldier] And you, what is your profession? Free Greek-Sculptor: Sculptor, sir. King Leonidas: Sculptor. [turns to a third soldier] King Leonidas: And you? Free Greek-Blacksmith: Blacksmith. King Leonidas: [behind him] SPARTANS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION? Spartans: HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH! King Leonidas: [turning to Daxos] You see, old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did. http://' target="_blank"> Leonidas: Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell! all from 300bars for daysfilm is super sick, too many quotables bars

And the Greatest MOVIE quote of all time is!Samuel L. Jackson playing Jules in Pulp Fiction.The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Agent Smith from The MatrixI'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

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The Matrix:Morpheus: If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.The Matrix Reloaded:The Architect: Hello, Neo.Neo: Who are you?The Architect: I am the Architect. I created the Matrix. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevantThe Architect: You are here because Zion is about to be destroyed. Its every living inhabitant terminated, its entire existence eradicated.Neo: Bullshit.[the monitors respond the same]The Architect: Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it. Agent Smith: I killed you, Mr. Anderson. I watched you die... with a certain satisfaction, I might add. Then something happened. something that I knew was impossible, but it happened anyway. You destroyed me, Mr. Anderson. After that, I understood the rules, I knew what I was supposed to do, but I didn't. I couldn't. I was compelled to stay, compelled to disobey. And now, here I stand because of you, Mr. Anderson. Because of you, I'm no longer an Agent of this system. Because of you, I've changed. I'm unplugged. A new man, so to speak. Like you, apparently, free.The Architect: Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.Pulp Fiction:Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as f*cking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this sh*t while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much sh*t this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.Jules: Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwan into a glass motherf*ckin' house f*ckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherf*cker do that sh*t to me, he better paralyze my ass cuz I'll kill the motherf*cker, know what I'm sayin'?Vincent: I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so f*cking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, f*cking Marsellus knew it, and Antwan should have f*cking better known better. I mean, that's his f*cking wife, man. He can't be expected to have a sense of humor about that sh*t. You know what I'm saying?Jules: That's an interesting point. Come on, let's get into character.Jules: [Vincent and Jules are cleaning the inside of the car which is covered in blood] Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this sh*t. This is some f*cked-up repugnant sh*t.Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?Jules: Get the f*ck out my face with that sh*t! The motherf*cker that said that sh*t never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a f*ckin' race car, right, and you got me the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's f*ckin' dangerous to have a race car in the f*ckin' red. That's all. I could blow.Jules: Oh! Oh! You ready to blow?Vincent: Yeah, I'm ready to blow.Jules: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherf*cker, motherf*cker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE f*ck AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERf*ckER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're f*ckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull! Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?Brett: What?Jules: What country you from?Brett: What?Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?Brett: What?Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERf*ckER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?Brett: Yes!Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!Brett: Yes!Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!Brett: What, I-?Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf*cker. Say what one more goddamn time.Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.The Running Man:Amber: I warn you I get sick. Car sick, air sick. And I'm going to throw up all over *you*.Richards: Go for it. Won't show on this shirt... Ben Richards: Killian! I'll be back!Damon Killian: Only in a rerun.Damon Killian: You bastard! Drop dead!Ben Richards: I don't do requests.Ben Richards: Uplink underground, uplink underground. If you say that one more time, I'll uplink your ass, and you'll be underground!Ben Richards: I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine! Damon Killian: Hi, cutie pie. You know one of us is in deep trouble. You know who I am?Ben Richards: I've seen you before. You're the a**hole on TV.Damon Killian: That's funny. I was going to say the same thing about you.Amber: [seeing Fireball enter the game] Jesus Christ!Ben Richards: [seeing Fireball discharge a burst from his flamethrower] Guess again! Amber: Me and my big mouth. We should have taken the trip to Hawaii.Ben Richards: I had the shirt for it, but you f*cked it up.Heat:Neil McCauley: A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."Carlito's Way:Carlito: If I ever, I mean if I ever see you here again, you die.Benny Blanco: I don't know, but there may be some mis-f*ckin'-understanding, I don't know man, but maybe you don't remember me, my name is Benny...Carlito: Maybe I don't give a sh*t! Maybe I don't remember the last time I blew my nose either.Carlito: Who the f*ck are you? I should remember you? What, you think you like me? You ain't like me motherf*cker, you a punk. I've been with made people, connected people. Who've you been with? Chain snatching, jive-ass, maricon motherf*ckers. Why don't you get out of here and go snatch a purse.Carlito: You think you're big time? You gonna f*ckin' die - big time.Carlito: I'm reloaded! Okay? Come on in here, you motherf*ckers! Come on, I'm waitin' for ya! What, you ain't comin' in? Okay, I'm comin' out! Oh, you up against me now, motherf*ckers! I'm gonna blow your f*ckin' brains out! You think you're big time? You gonna f*ckin' die big time! You ready? HERE COMES THE PAIN!LOL @ The Running Man quotes. Arnie was a joker in that film.

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Football Factory :Rod: Letâs get out of here Bill, thereâs six Stoke fans staring right at us. Billy Bright: Right, which one's staring at me. Rod: The one with the hat on. Please don't start Bill. Billy Bright: [pointing at fan] Right see you you c*nt, I'll cut you first.
As well as:"Let's ave it right, you tryna mug me off in front of my pals?!" biggrin.gif
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