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text my ex saying ''happy whores day hope you catch AIDS and may yr first 5 children be stillborn and the next five are all harlequin babies that constantly scream and pull yr hair even wen yr getting gang raped and stabbed by the whole of house of commons and al quieda,ud probly enjoy it u slut from hell,evryday i pray for news that youve been brutally murdered.peace''
LMAO. You got game, bruv. Girls like the tough guy image so she'll sen arn the fanny soon.I went to a PA, rubbed my shoulder on some girls bress when she was talking to me (hol' tite the cheap frills man dem, we're large) got chirpsed (she initiated the convo) guessing she was extra lonely. Went home and had 3 horas sleep. Now I is at work feeling proud of myself 'cause of other reasons, dun know the facebook
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text my ex saying ''happy whores day hope you catch AIDS and may yr first 5 children be stillborn and the next five are all harlequin babies that constantly scream and pull yr hair even wen yr getting gang raped and stabbed by the whole of house of commons and al quieda,ud probly enjoy it u slut from hell,evryday i pray for news that youve been brutally murdered.peace''
LMAO. You got game, bruv. Girls like the tough guy image so she'll sen arn the fanny soon.I went to a PA, rubbed my shoulder on some girls bress when she was talking to me (hol' tite the cheap frills man dem, we're large) got chirpsed (she initiated the convo) guessing she was extra lonely. Went home and had 3 horas sleep. Now I is at work feeling proud of myself 'cause of other reasons, dun know the facebook
Did you show him my pic like I sed? biggrin.gif
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text my ex saying ''happy whores day hope you catch AIDS and may yr first 5 children be stillborn and the next five are all harlequin babies that constantly scream and pull yr hair even wen yr getting gang raped and stabbed by the whole of house of commons and al quieda,ud probly enjoy it u slut from hell,evryday i pray for news that youve been brutally murdered.peace''
LMAO. You got game, bruv. Girls like the tough guy image so she'll sen arn the fanny soon.I went to a PA, rubbed my shoulder on some girls bress when she was talking to me (hol' tite the cheap frills man dem, we're large) got chirpsed (she initiated the convo) guessing she was extra lonely. Went home and had 3 horas sleep. Now I is at work feeling proud of myself 'cause of other reasons, dun know the facebook
Did you show him my pic like I sed? biggrin.gif
Yeah man, yeh :D (Knew there was something I forgot)Dont worry he's back in April, if you man obliges I'll bring you (yah right)The yah right was a defence 'cause I know you'd say no :D
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Just got back from East LDN...Boy...This year's V-Day>>>>>
LMAOIs tht u yh?!
Was supposed to go see Cool Kids at Yoyo's yeah...Got there and they saying guestlist only. I'm good because I blagged it but this was just before she got there. The Cool Kids weren't on stage yet plus I was lke the Black guy in the place at the time si I thought f*ck it, lemme go wait for her outside.WE end up going to some Poetry/Reggae/Soul/Hip-Hop place which I ain't gonna lie, was quite big. Definitely gong there again with a next betty.Obviously by the end of the night, she was there for the taking.
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text my ex saying ''happy whores day hope you catch AIDS and may yr first 5 children be stillborn and the next five are all harlequin babies that constantly scream and pull yr hair even wen yr getting gang raped and stabbed by the whole of house of commons and al quieda,ud probly enjoy it u slut from hell,evryday i pray for news that youve been brutally murdered.peace''
wow dem bitter lonely txes der! someone needs to move on
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Meh. I got post poned until saturday. biggrin.gif Saturday's not valentines day. Everything I bought for yesterday is staying under my bed until next year.I got txts and calls which I ignored.
swear i wuda flown over and kept u company
fell for the bait
innit
LOL. Leave me.@ McLovin................................. :D init. lol
WTF are you on about fam? :D
If I've read this situation correctly...it's a bines ting.
:D :D... joker
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I earnt some money on valentines day.Theres always next year.
Scorpzz is badmindHe was in [Chris Tucker] Is that one of my hoes over there on the curve [Chris Tucker] mode on V'tines? Saying that must be big business. Hotel prices go up, Resturant prices go up so I'm guessing Pum Pum price goes up too
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