Mr Kipling Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 When I worked at JD my ex came in and tried to send me on some pure long trainer finding mission.So he swiftly got given one size 10 and one size 11 trainer. He is neither of those sizes. His mum said to me he got home and threw the box against the wall and said "Stupid bitch". She finds me hilarious.Lmao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindMap Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Some funny stories lol.aint nothin funny bout mine famman tried forcing me out da job by overloadin me with work & settin unrealistic deadlines, alot of it ain't even in my jd, i'll play da game & justice will be doneif it doesn't, i no where my man lives, i'll defo indirectly do s'thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Kipling Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Some funny stories lol.aint nothin funny bout mine famman tried forcing me out da job by overloadin me with work & settin unrealistic deadlines, alot of it ain't even in my jd, i'll play da game & justice will be doneif it doesn't, i no where my man lives, i'll defo indirectly do s'thingAlright f*cking hell Jeremy.I wasn't even talking about your story.Jeez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smaddy Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 I am consistantly racially abused by everyone here.They have a KFC poster on the wall, with a pic of my head sellotaped to it.nah are u actually being serious??there was one woman at this market research call centre, called dawn, she was black and her eyebrows were drawn on in purpleshe had some hench jawline and was ALWAYS sweating, shoutin at everyone like we're youtsshe used to wear leggins with huraches and she was about 45 yrs oldthen there was my supervisor at my last debt collection call centre, he was a fool, coconut that tried to bread all the new black people till he got found outraising the black power fist in the middle of the office like a prick, i mean come on, how many times do u have to get blanked for you to stopman friggin well askin me sh*t like "do u cook soul food""no mate, im not american, im jamaican, in england, i eat hardfood t'rahtid" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soca Junkie Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 One time I was on the crazy unit...giving out medication and trying to concentrate... but one old guy kept bugging me (his dementia is really bad)... i kept telling him to behave and go sit down... but no he wants to keep touching... den i switched and shouted ''ernest sit down''... mussa worked coz he jus stood there lookin at the ground... i felt bad but carried on coz i jus wanted to go home... nex min all i see is some huge object has wacked me on my facebelieve he took off his hench pad and hurled it at my face... f*cking helll dat hurt. I got bare stories but their long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemonGuy Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 I am consistantly racially abused by everyone here.They have a KFC poster on the wall, with a pic of my head sellotaped to it.nah are u actually being serious??there was one woman at this market research call centre, called dawn, she was black and her eyebrows were drawn on in purpleshe had some hench jawline and was ALWAYS sweating, shoutin at everyone like we're youtsshe used to wear leggins with huraches and she was about 45 yrs oldthen there was my supervisor at my last debt collection call centre, he was a fool, coconut that tried to bread all the new black people till he got found outraising the black power fist in the middle of the office like a prick, i mean come on, how many times do u have to get blanked for you to stopman friggin well askin me sh*t like "do u cook soul food""no mate, im not american, im jamaican, in england, i eat hardfood t'rahtid"I was being serious when I said I put that up. I actually did.C.I inna dis.Opressing our way to the top, bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamat Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Today was sick..we had some hench whiteboards on wheels that needed to go all the way across site....so we used our company car...me hanging out the boot with a wheely-whiteboad in arm...my co worker driving...and we tore through the site.Extreme whiteboardingcoming to a bank near you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cipher Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 I am consistantly racially abused by everyone here.They have a KFC poster on the wall, with a pic of my head sellotaped to it.nah are u actually being serious??YeaLemon guy really did put it up.Also just get generall abuse, many chicken, watermelon remarks etc.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemonGuy Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 I am consistantly racially abused by everyone here.They have a KFC poster on the wall, with a pic of my head sellotaped to it.nah are u actually being serious??YeaLemon guy really did put it up.Also just get generall abuse, many chicken, watermelon remarks etc..Boss calls his 'Ragga Twin De Bo'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smaddy Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 I am consistantly racially abused by everyone here.They have a KFC poster on the wall, with a pic of my head sellotaped to it.nah are u actually being serious??YeaLemon guy really did put it up.Also just get generall abuse, many chicken, watermelon remarks etc..so you two work in the same place?reallynah f*ck off about watermelonthats bollox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 What happened with the guy who said his manager made a list of colleagues and put them in catagories, a black man in "thinks they're black" lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemonGuy Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 I am consistantly racially abused by everyone here.They have a KFC poster on the wall, with a pic of my head sellotaped to it.nah are u actually being serious??YeaLemon guy really did put it up.Also just get generall abuse, many chicken, watermelon remarks etc..so you two work in the same place?reallynah f*ck off about watermelonthats bolloxWhen mans eating some large watermelon you expect that to slide?Nah fam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpzz Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 lol. yea man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cipher Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 I am consistantly racially abused by everyone here.They have a KFC poster on the wall, with a pic of my head sellotaped to it.nah are u actually being serious??YeaLemon guy really did put it up.Also just get generall abuse, many chicken, watermelon remarks etc..so you two work in the same place?reallynah f*ck off about watermelonthats bolloxWhen mans eating some large watermelon you expect that to slide?Nah fam. I did used to eat them, and will again in the summer, no need to mock me for it though =\We used to get "Chicken cheques" from KFC (cuz they are one of our clients) basically its a blank KFC cheque, so, everything you can fit into the space on the cheque, they give you when you give the cheque in..Basically guys just used that day to ruin me.Still, it is amusing though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemonGuy Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Hold tight the £113.00 pound chicken cheque. Sick day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cipher Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Hold tight the £113.00 pound chicken cheque. Sick day. But wait, I swear I got soley blamed for that ?:DI come back and peopel coming to me like "matthew why did you get so much KFC?!"Dossier soon come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaara Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 When I worked at JD my ex came in and tried to send me on some pure long trainer finding mission.So he swiftly got given one size 10 and one size 11 trainer. He is neither of those sizes. His mum said to me he got home and threw the box against the wall and said "Stupid bitch". She finds me hilarious.Lmao.Ur name is Mr Kipling..?I beg you tell me you made a typographical error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cipher Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 When I worked at JD my ex came in and tried to send me on some pure long trainer finding mission.So he swiftly got given one size 10 and one size 11 trainer. He is neither of those sizes. His mum said to me he got home and threw the box against the wall and said "Stupid bitch". She finds me hilarious.Lmao.Ur name is Mr Kipling..?I beg you tell me you made a typographical error.Duhh its f*cking obvious what happened.Its alex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afroman Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 My last work place..My manager got knoced the f*ck out!! by a customer..The thing is, he is a mouthy c*nt and everyone hates him.. Man was tryna get cocky with this cusomer who wanted a refund for some fone that didnt work.. Manager was like 'nope' bennin infront of him.. I was standing in between both of them, I knew what time it was, So I stood back.. B4 I knew it they were both swinging, desks flying every where monitors on the floor.. Chairs gettin thrown about Next thing this customer was on top of my manager giving him punches after punches, then after he slammed his head against the printer 3 times.. I was creasin inside but kept a straight face. Then some gurl in my store got involved, she caught a few licks, but cuz shes safe I decided to stop it...(held the guy back)My manager in his late 30s , was crying! 'somone call my dad', I was creasing. We had to shot the store early that day. My managers face was dented, he couldnt come to work for 4 weeks. Everyone was bussin joke the next day. +the assistants Managers.The guy that sparked him some turkish goon in his late 30s got 3 months still, I got a letter to come to court as a witness I said naaaah..It was soo joyful to watch a prick @ work get beaten up tho.The video of my managers battered face is on youtube, My bethren uploaded it somewhere, I need to find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUNG BATHIN APE Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 One customer decided to sh*t in the footwear department last weekend.Where do you work? that is too crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertine Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 When I worked at JD my ex came in and tried to send me on some pure long trainer finding mission.So he swiftly got given one size 10 and one size 11 trainer. He is neither of those sizes. His mum said to me he got home and threw the box against the wall and said "Stupid bitch". She finds me hilarious.Lmao.Ur name is Mr Kipling..?I beg you tell me you made a typographical error.its a birdobviously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Kipling Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 When I worked at JD my ex came in and tried to send me on some pure long trainer finding mission.So he swiftly got given one size 10 and one size 11 trainer. He is neither of those sizes. His mum said to me he got home and threw the box against the wall and said "Stupid bitch". She finds me hilarious.Lmao.Ur name is Mr Kipling..?I beg you tell me you made a typographical error.I like cakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Messy Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 my old boss i loved to bits and i miss himmy new boss that ive had since about may last year actually is a c*nt.when i had my last miscarriage he asked if id still be able to make a meeting the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...*Nisha*... Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 worked at uni reception for a bit coz it was really good money for a really easy job...anyway we need to see i.d cards for car permits, this mature student came in and didn't have one so she literally just lost the plot. She was like it's because i'm black isn't it that you want my i.d card, you think all black people are drug dealers and thieves, i'm a mature student for crying out loud, i don't want to steal a car park space.It was hilarious, bearing in mind she was holding a letter which clearly stated we need i.d or some proof of enrolment...it ended with me n my mate telling her to f*ck off and get a thicker pair glasses to be able to read the rules stated on the door and in the letter. Apart from that, working at uni is pretty blah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afroman Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 worked at uni reception for a bit coz it was really good money for a really easy job...anyway we need to see i.d cards for car permits, this mature student came in and didn't have one so she literally just lost the plot. She was like it's because i'm black isn't it that you want my i.d card, you think all black people are drug dealers and thieves, i'm a mature student for crying out loud, i don't want to steal a car park space.It was hilarious, bearing in mind she was holding a letter which clearly stated we need i.d or some proof of enrolment...it ended with me n my mate telling her to f*ck off and get a thicker pair glasses to be able to read the rules stated on the door and in the letter. Apart from that, working at uni is pretty blah. Dem Race card moments there.f*ckin hate it, It sooo played out. Makes me cringe when people draw for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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