Trilliam Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Too many jokes in this thread.Anyone got any quotes on rhinoplasty for my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 MY EYES ARE ON f*ck*ng CRACKSOME NEXT LEVEL HD sh*t Just coming to 1:00am here, had the operation at 10am.The day before i had loads of tests on my eyes, made me looking at these different flashing lights was abit trippy. went in early today for the op, she put the anesthetic eye drops in my eyes it f*ck*ng KILLED, like someone put encona chilli sauce in my eyes. Then she put loads of different drops in my eyes, waited 5 mins and that was that i was ready for the procedure. Doc put these clips on my eyes keeping them open, to stop me blinking then this machine came over my head and i could feel this saw-like noise cutting into my eyes, felt a pinch but because of the drops i didnt feel the full wrath. Then a tube sucked my eyes out of my socket, i only know this coz i was lying down with my head facing the ceiling but i could see my stripey socks! was some f*cked up sh*t.Could feel a small about of pain for 10-15sec per eye when my cornea was being cut, the whole operation was done in 15-20mins.Once all the straps were off and the clamps taken off my eyes it was the most amazing sensation. Could see perfectly and my eyes were trippin out trying to adjust. I was really dazed, my eyes were freaking out like i was on shrooms, the doc sat me down and told me its gonna sting for 2 hours - and f*ck me it stung. It caned for one hour then that was it i was free to go. Gave me some eyedrops to put in every 2 hours and chucked me some shades, but thats it.I can see perfectly. Cost me just under £400, would of cost around £1800 in UKLike it's normal, how d'you find out about the cheapo surgery in India ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mist Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 MY EYES ARE ON f*ck*ng CRACKSOME NEXT LEVEL HD sh*t Just coming to 1:00am here, had the operation at 10am.The day before i had loads of tests on my eyes, made me looking at these different flashing lights was abit trippy. went in early today for the op, she put the anesthetic eye drops in my eyes it f*ck*ng KILLED, like someone put encona chilli sauce in my eyes. Then she put loads of different drops in my eyes, waited 5 mins and that was that i was ready for the procedure. Doc put these clips on my eyes keeping them open, to stop me blinking then this machine came over my head and i could feel this saw-like noise cutting into my eyes, felt a pinch but because of the drops i didnt feel the full wrath. Then a tube sucked my eyes out of my socket, i only know this coz i was lying down with my head facing the ceiling but i could see my stripey socks! was some f*cked up sh*t.Could feel a small about of pain for 10-15sec per eye when my cornea was being cut, the whole operation was done in 15-20mins.Once all the straps were off and the clamps taken off my eyes it was the most amazing sensation. Could see perfectly and my eyes were trippin out trying to adjust. I was really dazed, my eyes were freaking out like i was on shrooms, the doc sat me down and told me its gonna sting for 2 hours - and f*ck me it stung. It caned for one hour then that was it i was free to go. Gave me some eyedrops to put in every 2 hours and chucked me some shades, but thats it.I can see perfectly. Cost me just under £400, would of cost around £1800 in UKEven tho this sounds painful, i ain't put off i want the surgery badly, glasses/contacts r long...£400 for perfect vision>>>>>>>not being able to c clear in the morningDid u go india jus for the op?Did they say that ur vision would be perfect 4eva or does it detireate(sp) with time?Also how old/young r u?damn its obviously come out all wrong, the operation itself didnt hurt at all just the anthestic stung and my eyes were very sore for 1-2 hours afterwards.Ive just come back from a bar and i had the op today for f*ck sake!im 21 and i went to india just for the opthey said my eyesight is 20/20 and it doesnt deterioate, they've given my loads of vitamins and said my eyes will improve over the next 2-3weekssafe, coz im 21 but my mum saying i should wait a lil my eyes need to properly develop, but my sight ain't changed for bot 2 yrs....how did u know bot the the place you got it done...How long u staying in India ?? sounds kinda nice aving a lil hoilday on the side aswell.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Posted March 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 came on fridayback on wednesdaybusiness class lufthansa you dun kno! would of left today but my old mans got some work to do at the office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sho Case Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 i bare wanna do this but your post is full of encouragement+off putsdunno boyi rate you for taking the risk though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Posted March 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 i bare wanna do this but your post is full of encouragement+off putsdunno boyi rate you for taking the risk thoughget it done, no riisk at allfelt so sick when i jumped in the shower and could finally see what was going ontheres a joke in there somewhere but allow it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 i bare wanna do this but your post is full of encouragement+off putsdunno boyi rate you for taking the risk thoughget it done, no riisk at allfelt so sick when i jumped in the shower and could finally see what was going ontheres a joke in there somewhere but allow itYOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS = THE JOKE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Messy Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 im gona get this done soon ive only been quoted £400 per eye though you must have had f*cked up eyes for it to ave been costing you £1800 in the ukive worked out i spend £360 a year on contacts so your money is made back in 2years.im scared though did itnot hurt at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 im gona get this done soon ive only been quoted £400 per eye though you must have had f*cked up eyes for it to ave been costing you £1800 in the ukive worked out i spend £360 a year on contacts so your money is made back in 2years.im scared though did itnot hurt at all?no pain no gain. He said the pain for an hour after surgery and only a tad bit during the surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Posted March 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 ok its 2.30 in the morn, im off to bedheres the site if anyones intrested http://visualaidscentre.com/price.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
40millionBoy Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 thats sick , but f*ck it i'm spending less time on the computer i aint trying to have this laser surgery . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderman Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 i reckon it would be one of dem fings that once you have done it you will feel well proud you managed to get through, and your reward will be more than worth it....just it makes me shook thinking about dem fiddling with my eyes, cos der so sensitive. i can even put contacts in properly, it takes me f*ckin time cos my eyes jus naturally fight anything goin in and try shut lol. the first time an optician tried on me he had to give up because my eyes wernt havin it, and the one time i did get them in it took a few attempts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sho Case Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 i reckon it would be one of dem fings that once you have done it you will feel well proud you managed to get through, and your reward will be more than worth it....just it makes me shook thinking about dem fiddling with my eyes, cos der so sensitive. i can even put contacts in properly, it takes me f*ckin time cos my eyes jus naturally fight anything goin in and try shut lol. the first time an optician tried on me he had to give up because my eyes wernt havin it, and the one time i did get them in it took a few attempts.how long have you been wearing contacts?my 1st few months wearing them were loosehad to give myself an extra 30mins to put them on for going out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderman Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 i reckon it would be one of dem fings that once you have done it you will feel well proud you managed to get through, and your reward will be more than worth it....just it makes me shook thinking about dem fiddling with my eyes, cos der so sensitive. i can even put contacts in properly, it takes me f*ckin time cos my eyes jus naturally fight anything goin in and try shut lol. the first time an optician tried on me he had to give up because my eyes wernt havin it, and the one time i did get them in it took a few attempts.how long have you been wearing contacts?my 1st few months wearing them were loosehad to give myself an extra 30mins to put them on for going outi dont wear contacts, i tried for a wile then gave up on em.i jus stick to glasses, or nuffin lol.f*ck fidgeting wid my eye, i cant take dat sh*t, so irritating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 i reckon it would be one of dem fings that once you have done it you will feel well proud you managed to get through, and your reward will be more than worth it....just it makes me shook thinking about dem fiddling with my eyes, cos der so sensitive. i can even put contacts in properly, it takes me f*ckin time cos my eyes jus naturally fight anything goin in and try shut lol. the first time an optician tried on me he had to give up because my eyes wernt havin it, and the one time i did get them in it took a few attempts.how long have you been wearing contacts?my 1st few months wearing them were loosehad to give myself an extra 30mins to put them on for going outi dont wear contacts, i tried for a wile then gave up on em.i jus stick to glasses, or nuffin lol.f*ck fidgeting wid my eye, i cant take dat sh*t, so irritating.f*ck contacts.im getting this done asap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Doom, do you have astigmatism? Also how long you got to take them vitamins and put drops in your eyes for?Someone told me you need to continuously put drops in your eyes for a year or so and what about After-Care what you doing about that?I'd defo go through with this, sounds like India have the technology but the country puts me off for some reason, I just feel like I'd hate it there just some dumb gut feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gemma Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 what were your eyes before?mine are lik -5.25 and -5.50how much was the flight to india? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Medic Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 what were your eyes before?mine are lik -5.25 and -5.50how much was the flight to india?rahh thats pretty f*cked. mines about -2.5, -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandnew Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 im on this...moreso braces and veneers tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gemma Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 wots -5.25wots da best amountlol the best amount?i have no idea, i do know that i'm pretty f*ck*ng blind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Medic Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 wots -5.25wots da best amountlol the best amount?i have no idea, i do know that i'm pretty f*ck*ng blindthe lenses on ur glasses must be thick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandnew Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 some weird numbers here im seein...i thought eyesight was measure between 2.0 and 0one of my eyes is 1.7 and the other is 1.2 according to my specsavers prescription Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 wots -5.25wots da best amountlol the best amount?i have no idea, i do know that i'm pretty f*ck*ng blindthe lenses on ur glasses must be thickHAHA - 5.25THATS ABOUT THE EYESIGHT OF A MOLE...lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 Some belly button f*ckers in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkman Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 I would of considered this untill you said 'they pull your eye out of the socket'Lllow dat brov!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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