J89 Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 guy brings girl homwatch porno togethergirl sleeping on the bedguy doesn't do sh*tSMHpic on 2nd pagehttp://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=106921801 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davicious X Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 guy brings girl homwatch porno togethergirl sleeping on the bedguy doesn't do sh*tSMHpic on 2nd pagehttp://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=106921801 What a p*ssyhole, shes in mans bed and he aint even try a ting? an might aswell call himself a cab cos dude is waste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J89 Posted April 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Dude, she's on YOUR bed. Jsut seat next to her and start to masturbate furiously, she will proabably wake up then tell her you need help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XcalibA Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 lol man went on a body building forum askin wat to do with a chick and then took a pic of her sleepin with a spoon on her LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Smell Of Death Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Dude, she's on YOUR bed. Jsut seat next to her and start to masturbate furiously, she will proabably wake up then tell her you need help. badman advise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic Man Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 lol, they sat and watched a porno and all sorts!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adidas Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Doesn't say they watch a porn movie. What's he supposed to do to her whilst she's asleep without spending the next 5 years of his life in prison? He should of moved to her before though. He's only 17 too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J89 Posted April 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 dude the saddest part of this is...we watched a porn earlier and she was sitting next to mehahaha, yes, it sounds impssible i didnt get play but its trueshe was likedo you watch porn?i was like lolyezshes like show mei was like lolwutshe was like show mei siad kturned it onwe watched..suprisingly it wasnt awkard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adidas Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 LoL at letting the porno end and letting her fall asleep before doing anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Smell Of Death Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 she gave him every f*ckin chanceshe was prob jus jammin on the bed with eyes closed thinkin "when's this guy gonna move to me?" until she ultimately fell aswelldeeeep mans got about as much game as GT's 360 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonBoyage Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 LOL @ THIS tep 1. Get off the misc.Step 2. Slowly slide into bed, trying not to wake her... yet.Step 3. Sneakily slide your arms around her, and get up real close to her.Step 4. When in position, begin "adjusting" to try and gently wake her up.Step 5. As she slowly comes to, she will most likely roll over so that she is facing you.Step 6. This is all on you right here! As she rolls to look towards you, continue to adjust while pulling her in. Then, proceed to move in for the kiss.This is the moment of truth. if she kisses back, move on to step 7.Step 7. Move the kissing into gentle making out.Step 8. Once you've got full tongue action, begin searching with your hands for a bit. Gently stroke her back while slowly moving down to her waist.Step 9. Begin resting hands on her ass. if you think she's really into you, slide your hand actually into her pants to grab her ass. If she allows this, she will most likely allow you to get some tit action as well. Go in slow, but don't stop until she gives a sign that she does not want.Step 10. Well, from this point on, it's well apparent that she likes you and willing to give it up for you. You can try some finger action for her, and see if she returns the favor. Depending on how this turns out, maybe you'll get a blow job. If you play your cards right, MAYBE you'll score. but tread softly, and know when to count your losses. Skip from step 2 through 9 tbh. If she tries to go on stupid.. apply this techniqe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsonist Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 dude the saddest part of this is...we watched a porn earlier and she was sitting next to mehahaha, yes, it sounds impssible i didnt get play but its trueshe was likedo you watch porn?i was like lolyezshes like show mei was like lolwutshe was like show mei siad kturned it onwe watched..suprisingly it wasnt awkard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonBoyage Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 "lolwut", think i'm guna use this on the forums.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 LOL shook cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 SMH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Drama Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 I read it all, Lawl at the last page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Most Wanted Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 LAWWL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 LMAO @ This video they posted aswell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Drama Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 LOL jokers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Watch my man with the cigarette doe, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonBoyage Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 LMAO @ This video they posted aswelllmfao @ sum skinny dude in thre background with the orange top on tryna do sum robotics to reggae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsonist Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 LMFAO @ that videodfklfdkgfgdfdhhdff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badman Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAIM IN f*ck*ng TEARSBEG SOMEONE IN THIS FORUM DOES THAT AND WATCH THEM GET SLEWED FOR MONTHSTHIS: Pedobear approves for you to tap it man.THIS:go get in the bed and cuddle/make out with her noobTHIS:THREAD DONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Action Dan Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 LMAO at Rodney in that vid doing the robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afroman Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 LMAO @ This video they posted aswelllmfao @ sum skinny dude in thre background with the orange top on tryna do sum robotics to reggaeLMBAO at that thread bare quotable.lol @ post pic or GTFO.lmao man tryna earn stripes with the topicand LMBAO at the video, The rodney looking bre in the orange had me in tears.. The only person moving in sync was the woman in yellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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