Dynamau5 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 DONT MOVE TO LOVE + LIFE AS THIS ISNT SERIOUS.Anyone got any good crazy sex positions that no one would actually do. The child in me really finds thiese funny (no peado)EG -Dangerwank - wank untill your near cum point...then call ur mum and say come up here a minute ive got somethign for you....and then race the clock...no coverin up till u bust that cap.Jam sadwich - get shines....cum on birds face.....punch her int he nose.....rub it all in with the blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreamzTheReturn Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 WDF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 your not serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-dub Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 DONT MOVE TO LOVE + LIFE AS THIS ISNT SERIOUS.Anyone got any good crazy sex positions that no one would actually do. The child in me really finds thiese funny (no peado)EG -Dangerwank - wank untill your near cum point...then call ur mum and say come up here a minute ive got somethign for you....and then race the clock...no coverin up till u bust that cap.Jam sadwich - get shines....cum on birds face.....punch her int he nose.....rub it all in with the bloodLMAO @ Jam sandwichthats f*cked! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Lmfao.Dynamat your f*cked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FKFJ. Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 DONT MOVE TO LOVE + LIFE AS THIS ISNT SERIOUS.Anyone got any good crazy sex positions that no one would actually do. The child in me really finds thiese funny (no peado)EG -Dangerwank - wank untill your near cum point...then call ur mum and say come up here a minute ive got somethign for you....and then race the clock...no coverin up till u bust that cap.Jam sadwich - get shines....cum on birds face.....punch her int he nose.....rub it all in with the blood sjgnsdngfdgnjkvdfbmfgblfdfgbgfkjam sandwich as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David Braund Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 lmao @ me actually having heard of the dangerwank b4whats that one where u doggy a chick, pull out, spit on her back n tell her uve buss, then when she turns round buss on her face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 lmao @ me actually having heard of the dangerwank b4whats that one where u doggy a chick, pull out, spit on her back n tell her uve buss, then when she turns round buss on her faceahahhahahaahahahalmfao*takes note* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest M12 Part 2 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 the rodeo is the funniest ive heard.you move the biggest fattest chick u can find in a club, and start dancing/grinding. Lean in for the lipse but instead whisper in her ear. you are the fattest,ugliest most disgusting thing ive ever met. you must then hug her as tightly as possible and see how long it takes before you're flung off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Risky Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 WDF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trim Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 lmao @ me actually having heard of the dangerwank b4whats that one where u doggy a chick, pull out, spit on her back n tell her uve buss, then when she turns round buss on her facelmao i've heard o that... the houdini Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 the rodeo is the funniest ive heard.you move the biggest fattest chick u can find in a club, and start dancing/grinding. Lean in for the lipse but instead whisper in her ear. you are the fattest,ugliest most disgusting thing ive ever met. you must then hug her as tightly as possible and see how long it takes before you're flung off.LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David Braund Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 the rodeo is the funniest ive heard.you move the biggest fattest chick u can find in a club, and start dancing/grinding. Lean in for the lipse but instead whisper in her ear. you are the fattest,ugliest most disgusting thing ive ever met. you must then hug her as tightly as possible and see how long it takes before you're flung off.looooli would try that but i aint that evil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 im actaully cracking up lmfaoooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stamina Man Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 lmao @ me actually having heard of the dangerwank b4whats that one where u doggy a chick, pull out, spit on her back n tell her uve buss, then when she turns round buss on her facelmao i've heard o that... the houdini AND THE GIRLS, THEY CALL ME MR. HOUDINI... BUT I WILL NEVER NEVER, I'LL NEVER, HOUDINI... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dynamau5 Posted June 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Dirty Sanchez.Do her up the batty...then wipe ur twanger on her top lip afterwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 the rodeo is the funniest ive heard.you move the biggest fattest chick u can find in a club, and start dancing/grinding. Lean in for the lipse but instead whisper in her ear. you are the fattest,ugliest most disgusting thing ive ever met. you must then hug her as tightly as possible and see how long it takes before you're flung off.LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stamina Man Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Dirty Sanchez.Do her up the batty...then wipe ur twanger on her top lip afterwardsSwear it's supposed to be you're finger?Screech does it in that sex tape of his.(Ain't seen the tape to be honest, someone had as their avatar) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Most Wanted Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 im actualy creasing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-dub Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 just wait till the girls asleep, then bang 1 off, n buss on her eyelidsthen she wakes up in the morning like...WTF!?!?!then she panics n runs n falls down the stairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dynamau5 Posted June 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Dirty Dragon - GET UR SHINES ON....EMPTY UP IN HER MOUTH....PUT YOUR HAND OVER HER MOUTH AND DIG HER IN THE STOMACHE...AND WATCH THE VANILA FIRE STREAMING FROM HER NOSTRILS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 BruvWho knows about the pirateBuss in the eye and kick her as hard as u can in the chinshe will ahve one I closed with one leg in the air goign "arrgh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Angelo Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 BruvIts all about the donald trump.Buss in her hair, use the buss to comb her hair over to one side.And shout"You're Fired" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-dub Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 ^^^ hahahaha i actually laughed out loud at that 1. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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