Dirk Kuyt Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Lool Nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hernandez Balcazar Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 DONT MOVE TO LOVE + LIFE AS THIS ISNT SERIOUS.Anyone got any good crazy sex positions that no one would actually do. The child in me really finds thiese funny (no peado)EG -Dangerwank - wank untill your near cum point...then call ur mum and say come up here a minute ive got somethign for you....and then race the clock...no coverin up till u bust that cap.Jam sadwich - get shines....cum on birds face.....punch her int he nose.....rub it all in with the bloodUVE JUST QUALIFIED URSELF TO GO PRISON.DONT PASS GO. U FAG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hernandez Balcazar Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 the rodeo is the funniest ive heard.you move the biggest fattest chick u can find in a club, and start dancing/grinding. Lean in for the lipse but instead whisper in her ear. you are the fattest,ugliest most disgusting thing ive ever met. you must then hug her as tightly as possible and see how long it takes before you're flung off.FJGBEHRKBGHIV;SBVSFBVHK;SFBV'SBVJSJV;SRFBH;VGIERUYGHIEUIHGET;OH MY DAIZE GEEELOLOING TILL MIDNITE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stamina Man Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 DONT MOVE TO LOVE + LIFE AS THIS ISNT SERIOUS.Anyone got any good crazy sex positions that no one would actually do. The child in me really finds thiese funny (no peado)EG -Dangerwank - wank untill your near cum point...then call ur mum and say come up here a minute ive got somethign for you....and then race the clock...no coverin up till u bust that cap.Jam sadwich - get shines....cum on birds face.....punch her int he nose.....rub it all in with the bloodUVE JUST QUALIFIED URSELF TO GO PRISON.DONT PASS GO. U FAG.Positive replies: 25Negative replies: 1Next please... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dynamau5 Posted June 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 DONT MOVE TO LOVE + LIFE AS THIS ISNT SERIOUS.Anyone got any good crazy sex positions that no one would actually do. The child in me really finds thiese funny (no peado)EG -Dangerwank - wank untill your near cum point...then call ur mum and say come up here a minute ive got somethign for you....and then race the clock...no coverin up till u bust that cap.Jam sadwich - get shines....cum on birds face.....punch her int he nose.....rub it all in with the bloodUVE JUST QUALIFIED URSELF TO GO PRISON.DONT PASS GO. U FAG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-dub Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 the rodeo is the funniest ive heard.you move the biggest fattest chick u can find in a club, and start dancing/grinding. Lean in for the lipse but instead whisper in her ear. you are the fattest,ugliest most disgusting thing ive ever met. you must then hug her as tightly as possible and see how long it takes before you're flung off.FJGBEHRKBGHIV;SBVSFBVHK;SFBV'SBVJSJV;SRFBH;VGIERUYGHIEUIHGET;OH MY DAIZE GEEELOLOING TILL MIDNITE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 lmao @ me actually having heard of the dangerwank b4whats that one where u doggy a chick, pull out, spit on her back n tell her uve buss, then when she turns round buss on her faceahahhahahaahahahalmfao*takes note*lol thats sickmight do this but what if she just stands up and walks offthen u have to buss on the carpetscne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdot Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 LMAO AT THESEgot me in stiches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stamina Man Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 LMAO AT THESEgot me in stichesWhy is the footballer in you're avatar doing the Nazi salute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totty Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 the rodeo is the funniest ive heard.you move the biggest fattest chick u can find in a club, and start dancing/grinding. Lean in for the lipse but instead whisper in her ear. you are the fattest,ugliest most disgusting thing ive ever met. you must then hug her as tightly as possible and see how long it takes before you're flung off.LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 Never heard of the jam sandwich before. The houdini one is called the zombie though I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 BruvIts all about the donald trump.Buss in her hair, use the buss to comb her hair over to one side.And shout"You're Fired"LMFAOMade man spit out his coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 BruvIts all about the donald trump.Buss in her hair, use the buss to comb her hair over to one side.And shout"You're Fired"LMFAOMade man spit out his coke. KD;SSD;FF'SDDS/AHAHAROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fearless-Guy Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 variations of rodeo1 - doggystylin that bitch...get a firm grasp of her tits..then whisper in her ear 'yeah this is just how ur sister likes it' or just start screaming the name of another bitch and see how long u can stay on the top of her before she shakes u off2 - need a bredrin.. before u go up to the bedroom get ur bredin to hide in a wardrobe with a video cam with the door slightly ajar so he can film it...then while ur doggyin her same as before..ur bredrin jumps out the wardrobe and screams 'RODEO'..try and stay on her while shes flipping out like a bronco bull... extreme difficulty level: wear a cowboy hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Q Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 the rodeo is the funniest ive heard.you move the biggest fattest chick u can find in a club, and start dancing/grinding. Lean in for the lipse but instead whisper in her ear. you are the fattest,ugliest most disgusting thing ive ever met. you must then hug her as tightly as possible and see how long it takes before you're flung off.LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 the rodeo is the funniest ive heard.you move the biggest fattest chick u can find in a club, and start dancing/grinding. Lean in for the lipse but instead whisper in her ear. you are the fattest,ugliest most disgusting thing ive ever met. you must then hug her as tightly as possible and see how long it takes before you're flung off.A boy at my uni did this. The girl apparently went nuts and cried, he had his laugh and went off with his friends. The girl left the student union and went straight home as soon as she found her friend who she'd actually come up to visit. Turns out that was his best female friend on his course. She blasted him and then they left. Next day he tried to go to the house with flowers to apologise to the girl but she had got the first train home and hadn't slept coz she was so upset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ephren Taylor Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 The Fireman:right before you blow your load, light her pubes on fire then extinguish with ur spunkDog in the Bath:Thats when you stuff your balls into the p*ssy. Its very difficult to get them in and to keep them there, like putting a dog in th bath.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Man Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 BruvIts all about the donald trump.Buss in her hair, use the buss to comb her hair over to one side.And shout"You're Fired"LOOOOOOOLLOOOOOOOOOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.B.Blackman Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 LOL WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connoisseur Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 Superman:Do her doggy style near a window with the lights off. Switch with a friend that's hiding in the closet. Run outside and wave to her through the window as she's getting banged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O.Man Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 loolneways who wants to help me paint my house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O.Man Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 The Fireman:right before you blow your load, light her pubes on fire then extinguish with ur spunkDog in the Bath:Thats when you stuff your balls into the p*ssy. Its very difficult to get them in and to keep them there, like putting a dog in th bath.. rolftank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 The Fireman:right before you blow your load, light her pubes on fire then extinguish with ur spunkDog in the Bath:Thats when you stuff your balls into the p*ssy. Its very difficult to get them in and to keep them there, like putting a dog in th bath..ROTFLMFAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Q Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 Superman:Do her doggy style near a window with the lights off. Switch with a friend that's hiding in the closet. Run outside and wave to her through the window as she's getting banged.Im sure someone told me they did this at uni (the rugby guys at my uni will do anything) Isnt it technically rape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-dub Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 Superman:Do her doggy style near a window with the lights off. Switch with a friend that's hiding in the closet. Run outside and wave to her through the window as she's getting banged.Im sure someone told me they did this at uni (the rugby guys at my uni will do anything) Isnt it technically rape?well if she didnt say no then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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