Brandnew Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 1. Women wear high heels to bed.2. Men are always rock hard and ready to go.3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.8. Women always orgasm when men do.9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.10. All women are noisy f*cks.11. People in the 70's couldn't f*ck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.12. Those tits are real.13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted!)16. Double penetration makes women smile.17. Asian men don't exist.18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't have even the slightest problem with you jamming your c*ck in his girlfriend's mouth.19. There's a plot.20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.22. Men always pull out.23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before f*ck*ng the both of you.24. Women never have headaches... or periods.25. When a woman is sucking a man's c*ck, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".26. Assholes are clean.27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a c*ck there.29. Men don't have to beg.30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.31. Every guy has a penis as big as peter north.32. All women are completely bald.33. Women really don't mind being picked up off the street and then f*cked in a moving van.34. Any girl with pigtails is a teen.35. Any other girl is a MILF.lol @ asian men dont exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Man Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 34. Any girl with pigtails is a teen.35. Any other girl is a MILF.c/s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaiKkoNen Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 f*ck*ng lolled at number 17 to be honest...lol asian men don't exist you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flat Eric Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 lol @ 25nsfw : http://img230.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i...i_123_179lo.JPG^sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 lol @ 3020 is true tho from my experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 34. Any girl with pigtails is a teen.35. Any other girl is a MILF.c/sLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Kid Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 24 is the one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.B.Blackman Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 29 is me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbillion Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 10. All women are noisy f*cks.very tru .. saw one porn ting .. my girl was standing away from every1 wid her hands on her hips she was moaning like she was geting beat .. was creasing17. Asian men don't exist.LMFAO Read No. 17 .. fell of my chair several times still Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flat Eric Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 fell of my chair several times stilllol wtf fell off chair..sat back on it and fell off againrepeat x3LOLWUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent31 Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 fell of my chair several times stilllol wtf fell off chair..sat back on it and fell off againrepeat x3LOLWUTMerely an expression no?Why you got to bring Einstien Logic into it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flat Eric Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 fell of my chair several times stilllol wtf fell off chair..sat back on it and fell off againrepeat x3LOLWUTMerely an expression no?Why you got to bring Einstien Logic into itCos I am himDiscuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent31 Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 fell of my chair several times stilllol wtf fell off chair..sat back on it and fell off againrepeat x3LOLWUTMerely an expression no?Why you got to bring Einstien Logic into itCos I am himDiscuss touché Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldSnake Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 People in the 70's couldn't f*ck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic Man Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 good read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Lmfao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moh Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 i've seen asian porn before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn_Carter Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 lol porn actually made me think that bussing on the face was normal practice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 17. Asian men don't exist.':lol: LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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