A Bit Better Posted August 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2010 Swear i've heard that story before. same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thun Posted August 8, 2010 Report Share Posted August 8, 2010 Swear i've heard that story before. same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted August 8, 2010 Report Share Posted August 8, 2010 Swear i've heard that story before. same Definitely. I swear its a joke I've heard before or suttin. Unless you've posted it on here before but I no I have heard it elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted August 8, 2010 Report Share Posted August 8, 2010 Lol pissed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayGee Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Na its happened to me before, i didnt get past saying 'Hi' back before i clocked though. I just upped and left pretending to be on my phone too just incase she came out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayGee Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Shut up Mike. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinkingthuglife Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Asked if I could have 2kg of chicken and a kilogram of sausages in a halal butchers. there woz a 3 second silence which felt like 3 hrs then the owner said sorry brother we don't sell anything of a pig. had a bit of sweat on my face waiting for them 2 weigh up chicken. then bounced afta payin. dunno if i believe this as there are halal sausages. up2 u but thats wot happened. took the chicken then went. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thizz Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 THAT TOILET ONE IS AN OLDSCHOOL JOKE. SEEN IT IN FHM HAD IT TXTED TO MY PHONE ALL SORTS LIKE LIQUORICE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drift Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 lol @ the plagiarism 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinkingthuglife Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thizz Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 then she's like I know wot starts tryna work it up and suck my balls etc but it won't go past semi...I'm still mad f*cked start laughing and she callsw a cab..2 mins before cab comes and she's dressed but still lipsin sucking my d*ck I get hard I'm like cum we do this now she's like nar 2ma .m.gives me a number... Lol rung it today numbers fake...fml FAM YOU'RE COOL AN THAT BUT THIS TO THIS 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TimeBomb Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Asked if I could have 2kg of chicken and a kilogram of sausages in a halal butchers. there woz a 3 second silence which felt like 3 hrs then the owner said sorry brother we don't sell anything of a pig. had a bit of sweat on my face waiting for them 2 weigh up chicken. then bounced afta payin. dunno if i believe this as there are halal sausages. for real all halal butchers have sausages unless u asked for a pork sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinkingthuglife Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Asked if I could have 2kg of chicken and a kilogram of sausages in a halal butchers. there woz a 3 second silence which felt like 3 hrs then the owner said sorry brother we don't sell anything of a pig. had a bit of sweat on my face waiting for them 2 weigh up chicken. then bounced afta payin. dunno if i believe this as there are halal sausages. for real all halal butchers have sausages unless u asked for a pork sausage. nah. unless they thought i was tekkin piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinkingthuglife Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 then she's like I know wot starts tryna work it up and suck my balls etc but it won't go past semi...I'm still mad f*cked start laughing and she callsw a cab..2 mins before cab comes and she's dressed but still lipsin sucking my d*ck I get hard I'm like cum we do this now she's like nar 2ma .m.gives me a number... Lol rung it today numbers fake...fml FAM YOU'RE COOL AN THAT BUT THIS TO THIS yowwwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Loooool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinkingthuglife Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 You stub your toe bro? nah blood got sum german chick to suck it them lipsed her after. stop gettin cheeky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinkingthuglife Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Foot fetish yeah? Cool... . Also about get cheeky u never had a bit of banter, come like some school bully victim 'I must reply with agression or it will get WORSE and WORSE!' sorry boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 NOT REALLY THAT BAD BUT WAS A CRINGE TING THE NEXT DAY ON FRIDAY I WENT PUB BEFORE GOING OUT, WENT HOME CHANGED GARMS ETC THEN BOWLED PAKI SHOP, ALREADY DRUNK MUST HAVE REACHED FOR A FEW CANS FOR THE JOURNEY UP TO CRYDN AND ENDED UP MAKING ABOUT 5-10 FALL OUT OF THE FRIDGE AND FEELING LIKE A c*nt THEN TURNING ARND AND SEEING 1 OF MY NEIGHBOURS LOL 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Loso Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 recently done the getting into the wrong car thing. werent that embarassed though. passenger that i opened the door on was like "JESUS". i said sorry and walked off. started laughing to myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinkingthuglife Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 NOT REALLY THAT BAD BUT WAS A CRINGE TING THE NEXT DAY ON FRIDAY I WENT PUB BEFORE GOING OUT, WENT HOME CHANGED GARMS ETC THEN BOWLED PAKI SHOP, ALREADY DRUNK MUST HAVE REACHED FOR A FEW CANS FOR THE JOURNEY UP TO CRYDN AND ENDED UP MAKING ABOUT 5-10 FALL OUT OF THE FRIDGE AND FEELING LIKE A c*nt THEN TURNING ARND AND SEEING 1 OF MY NEIGHBOURS LOL paki shop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 NOT REALLY THAT BAD BUT WAS A CRINGE TING THE NEXT DAY ON FRIDAY I WENT PUB BEFORE GOING OUT, WENT HOME CHANGED GARMS ETC THEN BOWLED PAKI SHOP, ALREADY DRUNK MUST HAVE REACHED FOR A FEW CANS FOR THE JOURNEY UP TO CRYDN AND ENDED UP MAKING ABOUT 5-10 FALL OUT OF THE FRIDGE AND FEELING LIKE A c*nt THEN TURNING ARND AND SEEING 1 OF MY NEIGHBOURS LOL paki shop? WHAT DNT U UNDERSTAND? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinkingthuglife Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 NOT REALLY THAT BAD BUT WAS A CRINGE TING THE NEXT DAY ON FRIDAY I WENT PUB BEFORE GOING OUT, WENT HOME CHANGED GARMS ETC THEN BOWLED PAKI SHOP, ALREADY DRUNK MUST HAVE REACHED FOR A FEW CANS FOR THE JOURNEY UP TO CRYDN AND ENDED UP MAKING ABOUT 5-10 FALL OUT OF THE FRIDGE AND FEELING LIKE A c*nt THEN TURNING ARND AND SEEING 1 OF MY NEIGHBOURS LOL paki shop? WHAT DNT U UNDERSTAND? Bet u don't eat halal but got beef wi muslims eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 DNT HAVE A f*ck*ng CLUE WHAT YOU ARE ON ABOUT MATE, LEAVE IT OUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinkingthuglife Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 BNP. Enoch Powell. White power. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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