Dipset Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 lol i was gonna search for this topic today as well.Was at the gym today and i see this guy about my age that's always in there when i am, was talking to him and i said "u see that mixed race ting at reception she keeps flirting with me is she a bosh"?"nah my sister fam"*5 seconds of awkward silence in which i wanted to burst out laughing*"ahh sh*t sorry"then i just walked offLOL, i could imagine him droppin a plainface when he said thats his sis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taurus Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 lol @ "nah my sister fam"some d*ckhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 lol @ "nah my sister fam"some d*ckheadtbhIf the shoe was on the other foot i woulda dashed a 18kg dumbell in his cranium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nola D Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 LMAO at this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Man Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 me and my cousins do this stupid thing where if we see a girl dressed sluttish, we jus say, in portugues, wonder how much she costs for a night.... the other day i was at asda and i see my cousin with the dirty blonde girl so i shout over to him as a joke, oi quanto custa o puta?... meaning how much is the whore... little did i know that the girl was from brasil n spoke portugues... that was pretty embarassinglollol i was gonna search for this topic today as well.Was at the gym today and i see this guy about my age that's always in there when i am, was talking to him and i said "u see that mixed race ting at reception she keeps flirting with me is she a bosh"?"nah my sister fam"*5 seconds of awkward silence in which i wanted to burst out laughing*"ahh sh*t sorry"then i just walked offlol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 This situation happened to me twice.basically at work, we have 2 ladies fitting rooms and 1 mens fitting room and out policy is that only women can try on clothes in the womens fitting room, and men can only try on clothes in the mens fitting room.I was in the ladies fitting room and some 'man' walked in with a couple of items on mens clothes and as he came in, i was like "sorry sir, this is an woman only fitting room". The 'dude' comes back to me replying "Excuse me, I'm a woman!" I Had to look haaaarrrrd at her to actually see that is was really a woman.had short hair and dressed simple like a boy. Same thing happened again in the mens fitting room but the whole story the other way around.smh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hernandez Balcazar Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 me and my cousins do this stupid thing where if we see a girl dressed sluttish, we jus say, in portugues, wonder how much she costs for a night.... the other day i was at asda and i see my cousin with the dirty blonde girl so i shout over to him as a joke, oi quanto custa o puta?... meaning how much is the whore... little did i know that the girl was from brasil n spoke portugues... that was pretty embarassinglollol i was gonna search for this topic today as well.Was at the gym today and i see this guy about my age that's always in there when i am, was talking to him and i said "u see that mixed race ting at reception she keeps flirting with me is she a bosh"?"nah my sister fam"*5 seconds of awkward silence in which i wanted to burst out laughing*"ahh sh*t sorry"then i just walked offlolowww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted November 29, 2008 Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 This situation happened to me twice.basically at work, we have 2 ladies fitting rooms and 1 mens fitting room and out policy is that only women can try on clothes in the womens fitting room, and men can only try on clothes in the mens fitting room.I was in the ladies fitting room and some 'man' walked in with a couple of items on mens clothes and as he came in, i was like "sorry sir, this is an woman only fitting room". The 'dude' comes back to me replying "Excuse me, I'm a woman!" I Had to look haaaarrrrd at her to actually see that is was really a woman.had short hair and dressed simple like a boy. Same thing happened again in the mens fitting room but the whole story the other way around.smhlool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted November 29, 2008 Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 This situation happened to me twice.basically at work, we have 2 ladies fitting rooms and 1 mens fitting room and out policy is that only women can try on clothes in the womens fitting room, and men can only try on clothes in the mens fitting room.I was in the ladies fitting room and some 'man' walked in with a couple of items on mens clothes and as he came in, i was like "sorry sir, this is an woman only fitting room". The 'dude' comes back to me replying "Excuse me, I'm a woman!" I Had to look haaaarrrrd at her to actually see that is was really a woman.had short hair and dressed simple like a boy. Same thing happened again in the mens fitting room but the whole story the other way around.smhLMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ryan Posted November 29, 2008 Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 This situation happened to me twice.basically at work, we have 2 ladies fitting rooms and 1 mens fitting room and out policy is that only women can try on clothes in the womens fitting room, and men can only try on clothes in the mens fitting room.I was in the ladies fitting room and some 'man' walked in with a couple of items on mens clothes and as he came in, i was like "sorry sir, this is an woman only fitting room". The 'dude' comes back to me replying "Excuse me, I'm a woman!" I Had to look haaaarrrrd at her to actually see that is was really a woman.had short hair and dressed simple like a boy. Same thing happened again in the mens fitting room but the whole story the other way around.smhLMFAOwhat a unique policy your store has 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Action Dan Posted November 29, 2008 Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 Init.Like it's groundreaking in the clothes store industry.Whatever next? Women only toilets?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted November 29, 2008 Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 This situation happened to me twice.basically at work, we have 2 ladies fitting rooms and 1 mens fitting room and out policy is that only women can try on clothes in the womens fitting room, and men can only try on clothes in the mens fitting room.I was in the ladies fitting room and some 'man' walked in with a couple of items on mens clothes and as he came in, i was like "sorry sir, this is an woman only fitting room". The 'dude' comes back to me replying "Excuse me, I'm a woman!" I Had to look haaaarrrrd at her to actually see that is was really a woman.had short hair and dressed simple like a boy. Same thing happened again in the mens fitting room but the whole story the other way around.smhLMFAOwhat a unique policy your store hasyea very :rolleyes:gimme a break Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted November 29, 2008 Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 This situation happened to me twice.basically at work, we have 2 ladies fitting rooms and 1 mens fitting room and out policy is that only women can try on clothes in the womens fitting room, and men can only try on clothes in the mens fitting room.I was in the ladies fitting room and some 'man' walked in with a couple of items on mens clothes and as he came in, i was like "sorry sir, this is an woman only fitting room". The 'dude' comes back to me replying "Excuse me, I'm a woman!" I Had to look haaaarrrrd at her to actually see that is was really a woman.had short hair and dressed simple like a boy. Same thing happened again in the mens fitting room but the whole story the other way around.smhLMFAOwhat a unique policy your store has lol @ the she-dude though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted November 29, 2008 Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 Init.Like it's groundreaking in the clothes store industry.Whatever next? Women only toilets?!Llow it when they get them I'm f*cked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duzza Posted November 29, 2008 Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 me and my cousins do this stupid thing where if we see a girl dressed sluttish, we jus say, in portugues, wonder how much she costs for a night.... the other day i was at asda and i see my cousin with the dirty blonde girl so i shout over to him as a joke, oi quanto custa o puta?... meaning how much is the whore... little did i know that the girl was from brasil n spoke portugues... that was pretty embarassingLMAO. Was it his girl or a random? If it was a random, how did you find out she spoke it?it was his new girl but i'd never met her or even heard him chat about her before.. and i found out she spoke portugues when she startin swearin at me loudly in portugues infront of all the other shoppers in asda about 2 seconds after i asked the question lol... it's kinda awkward when i go to his house to chill and she is there lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted November 29, 2008 Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 This situation happened to me twice.basically at work, we have 2 ladies fitting rooms and 1 mens fitting room and out policy is that only women can try on clothes in the womens fitting room, and men can only try on clothes in the mens fitting room.I was in the ladies fitting room and some 'man' walked in with a couple of items on mens clothes and as he came in, i was like "sorry sir, this is an woman only fitting room". The 'dude' comes back to me replying "Excuse me, I'm a woman!" I Had to look haaaarrrrd at her to actually see that is was really a woman.had short hair and dressed simple like a boy. Same thing happened again in the mens fitting room but the whole story the other way around.smhlool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 me and my cousins do this stupid thing where if we see a girl dressed sluttish, we jus say, in portugues, wonder how much she costs for a night.... the other day i was at asda and i see my cousin with the dirty blonde girl so i shout over to him as a joke, oi quanto custa o puta?... meaning how much is the whore... little did i know that the girl was from brasil n spoke portugues... that was pretty embarassingLMAO. Was it his girl or a random? If it was a random, how did you find out she spoke it?it was his new girl but i'd never met her or even heard him chat about her before.. and i found out she spoke portugues when she startin swearin at me loudly in portugues infront of all the other shoppers in asda about 2 seconds after i asked the question lol... it's kinda awkward when i go to his house to chill and she is there lolLMFAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest28 Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 me: blablabla darnell, i think he should win, blablayardman: yh, my half brother is albinome: o...thats a shame *in some next condescendin cuntish voice* (dnt even kno why i said it, or in that way)him: no its not a shame*silence*LMMAAAOOO!!!the silence must of been nice an long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRC Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Talking to a female customer over the phone at work on Sunday.customer: Hi I'm just calling to see if my son's phone has come back from repairme: i'll just check. whats your surname*searched about, find the phone now*me: yup the phone is back for repaircustomer: thanks I'll come in and get itme: sorry only the account holder can get it, he has to sign the paperworkcustomer: that won't be possible my son died in a car crash 2weeks agodread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted December 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Booooy, not even anything you can do about that. Sounds like bollocks to me. Should go on ruthless and demand a death certificate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DN Braund Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 hw the f*ck can u be half albino? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ella Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 hw the f*ck can u be half albino?half brother david, half brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ella Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 lol @ drc, these moments are a bit too regular for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Some of these are sh*t; little mistakes where you can get out of the situation easily. Most are quality. Swear some people added a little jerk seasoning to their story to get lulz tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flat Ericó Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 yeah like the smaddy onethat aint no ground swallow up momenti'd keep it movingor even the drc onekeep it moving 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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