o-guy Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 them role reversals there.new breed of woman.and manguys crying about he was used and questioning his performanceharsh but fairlessen to my fellow males,if a chick is on u its usually cos another male has forgotten her uncles birthday or something,dnt get hyped about all this game retoricu beat a skank as part of a skanks agendabest thing to do is keep it moving>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hernandez Balcazar Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Some chick i knew from school way back i see out in town one time, we exchange numbers.. we talk/txt as per usual bla bla bla.. She mentions she has a boyfriend so i 'low the innuendo and just friendly chit chatAnyway we stop talking for a month, but she txts me out of the blue again, after exchanging txts for a couple hours she casually drops in that she's split up with her boyfriend. I didn't really think she was ON it, jus thought it was general chit chat. Now after this first out of the blue txt she starts txting me every day general flirty txts and sh*t and after 4 or so days she starts hinting HARD she wants to meet up. I think why not, she's about 7/10 so i'll link her for chit chat.. We arrange a day to meet up and eventually it becuse blatently obvious she wants to f*ck..So we meet up, go casino, I lose £10, she wins £95 off a free £10 bet (f*ck*ng c*nt)Go to a bar, have some drinks and ting.. We start talking about how i make music and ting and she's like "ah lets go back to your house so you can show me".. I thought f*ck can she get any more bait, why waste time..We go back to my house, jam for a few hours, telling me she loves my tunes, she's all getting close to my on the couch and ting, proper flirting hard.. She was BANG on it.The inevitable happens and we f*ck, we f*ck so hard my bed broke (carried on f*ck*ng on the sofa).. i was murking the pum she's all screaming and definetly came at least once.. This happened 8 days ago and i was expecting to get all kind of txts about how she wants to meet again but 3 days after the f*ck i get nothing. I txt her once about 4 days ago (the first time i've ever initiated conversation with her) and she was sending me messages that had borderline no reply to, them proper dead end txts..So i'm thinking, maybe i didn't murk the pum as much as i thought? How could i f*ck it up tho? She was SOOOO on it it was unbelievable..Ok that was just a rant really, f*ck it.YEA FAM.U DIDNT MURK THE PUM.ONCE AINT EXACTLY A RECORD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carcass Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Some chick i knew from school way back i see out in town one time, we exchange numbers.. we talk/txt as per usual bla bla bla.. She mentions she has a boyfriend so i 'low the innuendo and just friendly chit chatAnyway we stop talking for a month, but she txts me out of the blue again, after exchanging txts for a couple hours she casually drops in that she's split up with her boyfriend. I didn't really think she was ON it, jus thought it was general chit chat. Now after this first out of the blue txt she starts txting me every day general flirty txts and sh*t and after 4 or so days she starts hinting HARD she wants to meet up. I think why not, she's about 7/10 so i'll link her for chit chat.. We arrange a day to meet up and eventually it becuse blatently obvious she wants to f*ck..So we meet up, go casino, I lose £10, she wins £95 off a free £10 bet (f*ck*ng c*nt)Go to a bar, have some drinks and ting.. We start talking about how i make music and ting and she's like "ah lets go back to your house so you can show me".. I thought f*ck can she get any more bait, why waste time..We go back to my house, jam for a few hours, telling me she loves my tunes, she's all getting close to my on the couch and ting, proper flirting hard.. She was BANG on it.The inevitable happens and we f*ck, we f*ck so hard my bed broke (carried on f*ck*ng on the sofa).. i was murking the pum she's all screaming and definetly came at least once.. This happened 8 days ago and i was expecting to get all kind of txts about how she wants to meet again but 3 days after the f*ck i get nothing. I txt her once about 4 days ago (the first time i've ever initiated conversation with her) and she was sending me messages that had borderline no reply to, them proper dead end txts..So i'm thinking, maybe i didn't murk the pum as much as i thought? How could i f*ck it up tho? She was SOOOO on it it was unbelievable..Ok that was just a rant really, f*ck it.YEA FAM.U DIDNT MURK THE PUM.ONCE AINT EXACTLY A RECORD.lol done f*ck*ng knowi make girls come with ease... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RYDER. Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 you'z a bitch.got played by a bitch lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Your sex game wernt as good as you thought and you got a broken bed pissedbasicallyshould just take the L and bounce... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 she probably was just lookin for a revenge f*ck (gettin back @ some kungfu master that killed her brother)dont beat urself up over it lulu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Take the L and keep it moving. Your sex game wernt as good as you thought and you got a broken bed pissedbasicallyshould just take the L and bounce... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percy Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Broken bed, that sucks bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 The point is tho, if she needs the d*ck, why the f*ck aint she calling me back up for some?!?!i was murking the pum she's all screaming and definetly came at least once..PISSEDThat's why^^^ i give my girl on average 4 ogasms everytime we have sexI give her 5AnywayInfactdnt evne kno wht to sayGunan feel pissed everytime u see ur new bed, cos u wil rememebr why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L Posted August 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 lol i forgot to say i fixed the bed nice, tested it with a next chick on tuesday night aswell.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPEAK NO EVIL Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 lol i forgot to say i fixed the bed nice, tested it with a next chick on tuesday night aswell..Sick.rate you for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddie deeb Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Some chick i knew from school way back i see out in town one time, we exchange numbers.. we talk/txt as per usual bla bla bla.. She mentions she has a boyfriend so i 'low the innuendo and just friendly chit chatAnyway we stop talking for a month, but she txts me out of the blue again, after exchanging txts for a couple hours she casually drops in that she's split up with her boyfriend. I didn't really think she was ON it, jus thought it was general chit chat. Now after this first out of the blue txt she starts txting me every day general flirty txts and sh*t and after 4 or so days she starts hinting HARD she wants to meet up. I think why not, she's about 7/10 so i'll link her for chit chat.. We arrange a day to meet up and eventually it becuse blatently obvious she wants to f*ck..So we meet up, go casino, I lose £10, she wins £95 off a free £10 bet (f*ck*ng c*nt)Go to a bar, have some drinks and ting.. We start talking about how i make music and ting and she's like "ah lets go back to your house so you can show me".. I thought f*ck can she get any more bait, why waste time..We go back to my house, jam for a few hours, telling me she loves my tunes, she's all getting close to my on the couch and ting, proper flirting hard.. She was BANG on it.The inevitable happens and we f*ck, we f*ck so hard my bed broke (carried on f*ck*ng on the sofa).. i was murking the pum she's all screaming and definetly came at least once.. This happened 8 days ago and i was expecting to get all kind of txts about how she wants to meet again but 3 days after the f*ck i get nothing. I txt her once about 4 days ago (the first time i've ever initiated conversation with her) and she was sending me messages that had borderline no reply to, them proper dead end txts..So i'm thinking, maybe i didn't murk the pum as much as i thought? How could i f*ck it up tho? She was SOOOO on it it was unbelievable..Ok that was just a rant really, f*ck it.dunno y but that sounded like pure bollocks but anyway its a minor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddie deeb Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 she probably was just lookin for a revenge f*ck (gettin back @ some kungfu master that killed her brother)dont beat urself up over it lululol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuLu Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 Wavaki why u put my name there for , u pleb,anyhow, back on topic, the girl probably just saw u as a penis on legs and nothing more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prdx Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 Wavaki why u put my name there for , u pleb,anyhow, back on topic, the girl probably just saw u as a penis on legs and nothing more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooner Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Bitch broke your bed too lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 LOLU lost £10 @ the casino whilst she won pyou buss ur bed when u was beatingthen she aired uMajor loss.She was probably still with her man and he was boring... therefore she wanted a quick beat ... something away from the ordinary on a discreet ting which happened to be you.Also... why you make her only cum once?... she can get that at yard. When you're beating you got to go hard... especially on the first time.... the first time is the benchmark.. if ur not showing levels in the first lash dont expect another one.But you're acting tender.. upset that she didn't holla back.At least you got the p*ssy... move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abc123 Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Some chick i knew from school way back i see out in town one time, we exchange numbers.. we talk/txt as per usual bla bla bla.. She mentions she has a boyfriend so i 'low the innuendo and just friendly chit chatAnyway we stop talking for a month, but she txts me out of the blue again, after exchanging txts for a couple hours she casually drops in that she's split up with her boyfriend. I didn't really think she was ON it, jus thought it was general chit chat. Now after this first out of the blue txt she starts txting me every day general flirty txts and sh*t and after 4 or so days she starts hinting HARD she wants to meet up. I think why not, she's about 7/10 so i'll link her for chit chat.. We arrange a day to meet up and eventually it becuse blatently obvious she wants to f*ck..So we meet up, go casino, I lose £10, she wins £95 off a free £10 bet (f*ck*ng c*nt)Go to a bar, have some drinks and ting.. We start talking about how i make music and ting and she's like "ah lets go back to your house so you can show me".. I thought f*ck can she get any more bait, why waste time..We go back to my house, jam for a few hours, telling me she loves my tunes, she's all getting close to my on the couch and ting, proper flirting hard.. She was BANG on it.The inevitable happens and we f*ck, we f*ck so hard my bed broke (carried on f*ck*ng on the sofa).. i was murking the pum she's all screaming and definetly came at least once.. This happened 8 days ago and i was expecting to get all kind of txts about how she wants to meet again but 3 days after the f*ck i get nothing. I txt her once about 4 days ago (the first time i've ever initiated conversation with her) and she was sending me messages that had borderline no reply to, them proper dead end txts..So i'm thinking, maybe i didn't murk the pum as much as i thought? How could i f*ck it up tho? She was SOOOO on it it was unbelievable..Ok that was just a rant really, f*ck it. LMFAO @ this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuLu Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Wavaki why u put my name there for , u pleb,anyhow, back on topic, the girl probably just saw u as a penis on legs and nothing more is that food in his mouth ? or are his teeth just really messed up ?im loosing my sight in my old age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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