You havent lived if you havent/didnt...

[JLovely]

You wasnt bad until you got barred from ringing out, pressed redial after your parent used the phone to listen out for the dial tones or asked to call a family member and watched on a sly as he/she typed the code.I remember when me and my bredrin bussed his mums code. That was sick.I also remember when we had some gyal round, was messing about and ting and someone bumped into his mum's lamp and buss the shade. The way we all booted out the yard and he started bawling when we were on road. Following him back to his yard was tense. Didnt know what the f*ck to say to pyche him up, just had to be mentally prepared for the lashings he was about to face. I'd imagine its how capital punishment man must feel. Even Jesus

LMAO

[Skank On Site]

Ringing up phone sex lines, rents clocking numbers on phonebill, ringing them to see what they were = piss taken out of you for months.But yeah, £2-300 on the phone bill happened every other month.

[drifterman]

if you havent been in the most ram up house ''rave'' when u were 15/16 with a bag of slags & goonseveryones listening to summer bouncethen all of sudden u hearPOWYHIM LETHAL DA Band then the tv is on the floor the sofa is upside down, some one is hanging out the windowsome1s bleedingsome slags getting elbow'd in the faceyr shoutin so loud that u feel ur lungs trying to hide and the whole rave is moving like a cyclone people getting flung left right n centrethose were the days brudda

ahhaahahaha

some of my guys still do this even in clubsand they all 22-25smh

[Axiom]

lol @ Half of these basically equating to:You haven't lived if you haven't been a total degenerative scumbag who steals, causes trouble, and lacks morals.Big.

Its all part of growing up. Youre meant to rebel. 'Llow being raised like a Christian virgin. Them people end up f*cked up when reality licks them 'cause theyre overly naieve.My kids are gonna be roaming street and learning valuable life lessons which cant be taught in the yard or by word of mouth

real talk-----running up the phone bill was a regular occurencegetting licked in the head with a speaker was a regular punishment for thatalso got hit with a guitar

LMFAOWas your mum a big wrestling fan?

lmaodidnt get hit with that side of the guitar, i wish i didthe other side with those sharp metal strings *shivers*left me lookin like a bbq steak

[Fresh]

I ran up 2 bills tryna win some Adidas Predators from some number I saw on teletext when they 1st dropped.

[Guest Tibbius]

ang tite Bertyou havent lived if you never came up with every scheme in the world to acquire Adidas Predators

[Vtec]

Been chased by dangerous dogs...Broken somebodys house window for a laugh.Played knock door run. (and I mean more or less kick down the door and run)Broken into some random car, with them lil emergency window breaker hammers for trains and buses. for a pack winegums sitting on the car seat (school days)Punched out some random on road, just 4 sake of it.Chased by NF/BNP dudesTeef'd sweets from jagpals corner shop.Fallen of ya bmx/moutain bike during great speeds. (or front wheel coming off from not been screwed on properly)Ran across railway lines...Trying to blow up your science block back in school days. eg turn on all gas taps with ya boys and chip!!Snowball fights with stones inside.Fighting friends when an innocent game turned ugly.Placed fireworks through letter boxesLit fireworks and bangers on the back of the bus (not the schoolbus either)Joined in some random fight turning it into a mass brawl. and walking away like nothing happened.Car accident.. (hit and run not stopping for details and insurance blah...)Speeding... and racing through narrow streets

[Nidge Weasle]

been in a one on one or a mass brawl with bouncers. brutal, but the rush is next level.

[Vanessa]

Been chased by dangerous dogs...Broken somebodys house window for a laugh.Played knock door run. (and I mean more or less kick down the door and run)Broken into some random car, with them lil emergency window breaker hammers for trains and buses. for a pack winegums sitting on the car seat (school days)Punched out some random on road, just 4 sake of it.Chased by NF/BNP dudesTeef'd sweets from jagpals corner shop.Fallen of ya bmx/moutain bike during great speeds. (or front wheel coming off from not been screwed on properly)Ran across railway lines...Trying to blow up your science block back in school days. eg turn on all gas taps with ya boys and chip!!Snowball fights with stones inside.Fighting friends when an innocent game turned ugly.Placed fireworks through letter boxesLit fireworks and bangers on the back of the bus (not the schoolbus either)Joined in some random fight turning it into a mass brawl. and walking away like nothing happened.Car accident.. (hit and run not stopping for details and insurance blah...)Speeding... and racing through narrow streets

i miss skool

[kurious]

looolspitballs on the back of the bus with maccy d's strawsdun that trek 2 Ally Pally, bonfire night, 30 deep, not allowed on no buses, boppin up the mission of a hill blazin all the waynever tried 2 drop kick sum1 down on the ice rinkgone halves on that deal they used 2 do in McD's 2 chips 2 burgers 1.99silenced ur mums calls 10 x + in a ravegot beats after said rave cuz she wernt tryna hear that ur fone got jacked and they had 2 lock off the rave an search everyman down in order 2 find itslept at bus stop in trafalgar sq

[JLovely]

Fighting friends when an innocent game turned ugly.

Those were pure comedy!

[kurious]

lmao wen it got seriouslaughter stops'aye blud let go of my hand star''cum off my neck 1st fam''nah blud let go of my hand''i cant f*ck*ng breath wesley'random chick, more time me'guys guys...'

[JLovely]

lmao wen it got seriouslaughter stops'aye blud let go of my hand star''cum off my neck 1st fam''nah blud let go of my hand''i cant f*ck*ng breath wesley'random chick, more time me'guys guys...'

LOLSpot on!

[ReZiW]

Fighting friends when an innocent game turned ugly.

Those were pure comedy!

Drapsing>>>>>

[Fresh]

lmao wen it got seriouslaughter stops'aye blud let go of my hand star''cum off my neck 1st fam''nah blud let go of my hand''i cant f*ck*ng breath wesley'random chick, more time me'guys guys...'

LOLSpot on!

LOL BENNIN

[ReZiW]

FAO TIBBIUS

You jump the fence outside my yard. I was like 'thats rowdy' (or whatever man said back in dem days)You went to go tru a second time... the way u dropped was IMMENSE, man was in mid air. leading leg clipped the fence and the fence kinda DDTed you so to speak.

[Vtec]

lmao wen it got seriouslaughter stops'aye blud let go of my hand star''cum off my neck 1st fam''nah blud let go of my hand''i cant f*ck*ng breath wesley'random chick, more time me'guys guys...'

oh sh*t... tears man... Character building right there...Mans tryna strong arm the nex bredda. The rage inside boiling, pure red mist. Only the level headed bredrin can reason wid ya can calm ya down otherwise it's outage time on ya boy.

[Vtec]

lmao wen it got seriouslaughter stops'aye blud let go of my hand star''cum off my neck 1st fam''nah blud let go of my hand''i cant f*ck*ng breath wesley'random chick, more time me'guys guys...'

oh sh*t... tears man... Character building right there...Mans tryna strong arm the nex bredda. The rage inside boiling, pure red mist. Only the level headed bredrin can reason wid ya can calm ya down otherwise it's outage time on ya boy.

[Axiom]

oh yh getting chased by a bag of pub goons out of chadwell heathmixture of fear and lolerity

[JLovely]

Fighting friends when an innocent game turned ugly.

Those were pure comedy!

Drapsing>>>>>

LOLI remember boys slippin and sliding around in their school shoes tryna stand their ground, lol.

[Nidge Weasle]

lmao wen it got seriouslaughter stops'aye blud let go of my hand star''cum off my neck 1st fam''nah blud let go of my hand''i cant f*ck*ng breath wesley'random chick, more time me'guys guys...'

oh sh*t... tears man... Character building right there...Mans tryna strong arm the nex bredda. The rage inside boiling, pure red mist. Only the level headed bredrin can reason wid ya can calm ya down otherwise it's outage time on ya boy.

LOL!!!! memories,memoriesall those times palying wwf then it would always end up as straight up real swingers lol

[DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15]

oh yh getting chased by a bag of pub goons out of chadwell heathmixture of fear and lolerity

dem ones wen u fink o sheet im gona go jailbut at the same time its sooo funny

[UN.Muzik]

Being involved in skool2skool beef Getting olders to back you, while they got their olders to back them Lead to beef on primary and secondary school levels sick.

[kurious]

food fights were the sickest but cuz i was on prohbation moretime i had 2 develop techniquecudnt risk dinner ladies name and shaming chilling round the corner of the lunch halltray full of uckery covered in custard SMACK in the face of whoever was tryna escape from the hallomg Laser pens on the teachers breasts or groin areau havent lived if u dont no ur school telephone number off head (0207 485 7707)u havent lived if u didnt run home kwik time and deleate those messages from senior managementu havent lived if u bin bunking all day then u go in2 the 1 good lesson of the day (more time food tech or drama) and ur marge is in there waiting 2 escort u off the premiseslmao GIVE ME BACK MY CHILDHOOD

[Vtec]

Also...when you thought you where hard, sparrin up for fight. Seeing that moment of clarity when you got KO'd.1st true feeling of being humbled and learning not to punch above ur weight.