o-guy Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 1. u have a one night stand in manchester, the girls one of them wasted type chicks. During the beat the condom tears but she assures u shes gonna get the morning after pill, so u leave thinkin its all good. The next morning she calls u saying shes not gonna take it and whatever happens happens. A year later u come across her myspace and see pictures of her "new born little g"2. yur in a club with yur girl. vibes nice. u then come across her ex-man who is all flirty with her. his not flirty to the point its a par just enough to piss u off, he then f*cks off. later in the night a guy bumps into you and his drink spills, he demands that u buy him another, u refuse and walk away. further into the night while yur girl is in the toilet u catch the boy watchin u with about 8 other brehs, yur girls ex boyfriend comes up to u and tells u how he knows them guys, their serious and their lookin to do u something, the group of boys begin to approach u, the x tells u to duck out and not to worry about yur girl, he will drop her home safelyboth situations have happened to people i knownot me... i;m faithful and i dn't rave with my girlwhat would u do, or what would u have done differently to avoid being in the resulting position Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 first scenarios air, i wouldnt even be doing paternity mathssecond one, i would be telling my chick to come with meabout the ex will drop her homeasgae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaman Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 aint got a girl cos after i get the number and call them later in the week they act all stooshf*ck*ng stupid bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 LMAO. Is this the thread to vent that? Could you really not hold back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZiW Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 1. I wouldn't of gave the chick my number and I don't tell no random chicks my government name so dat ones settled2. Wouldn't go raving wit the wifes, but yh... if it did happen would walk into the girls toilets and take her home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NO SNITCHING Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 first scenarios air, i wouldnt even be doing paternity mathssecond one, lolabout the ex will drop her homeasgae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 What did your boy do in the second scenario? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 What did your boy do in the second scenario?took the L apparently... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladerunner Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 1. u have a one night stand in manchester, the girls one of them wasted type chicks. During the beat the condom tears but she assures u shes gonna get the morning after pill, so u leave thinkin its all good. The next morning she calls u saying shes not gonna take it and whatever happens happens. A year later u come across her myspace and see pictures of her "new born little g"There are two ways I can answer these scenarios:1) The "this wouldn't happen to me" approach...in said case, the highlighted bit would never have happened as I would wait until the nearest pharmacy was open and pay for the pill to WATCH the girl take the pill.2) The "let's just play along and say this did happen to me" approach...in this case, there is nothing I could do...especially if I was dumb enough to wait for a year and stumble across myspace pictures...I suppose I'd just do my best to ensure the kid knows I'm its father. 2. yur in a club with yur girl. vibes nice. u then come across her ex-man who is all flirty with her. his not flirty to the point its a par just enough to piss u off, he then f*cks off. later in the night a guy bumps into you and his drink spills, he demands that u buy him another, u refuse and walk away. further into the night while yur girl is in the toilet u catch the boy watchin u with about 8 other brehs, yur girls ex boyfriend comes up to u and tells u how he knows them guys, their serious and their lookin to do u something, the group of boys begin to approach u, the x tells u to duck out and not to worry about yur girl, he will drop her home safelyUsing approach 1: The highlighted part would never happen, so the situation would never happen.Using approach 2: If my girl didn't leave with me, or to avert trouble leave shortly after me, I would never speak to her again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fearless-Guy Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 the second on reminds of them create your own story books where you get choices which lead you to a different page, i used to cheat in them bare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dynamau5 Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 1. Ketamine2. Mdma then valiumProbably? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o-guy Posted January 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 nah u man got the second one confusedyur girl was in the toilet that was on the other side of the hall, the breddahs were making their move, but u can easily make movements to the backdoor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o-guy Posted January 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 the guy who this happened to (an associate not a friend)1. acts like he never saw the myspace page2. ducked outside and tried to call his girl to come out, she didn't pick up and as he was going back inside to get her, dem man came outside and rocked him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hhhhhhh8 Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 1. When I saw the title 'new born little G' i'd exit that sh*t and never mention it again.2. If it's actually my girl and not just any link I would probably get her first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Good topic. Will participate tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Boy Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Good topic. Will participate tomorrowC/S had one tonite will explain tomoz .. too licked to do anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Somalian Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 1. u have a one night stand in manchester, the girls one of them wasted type chicks. During the beat the condom tears but she assures u shes gonna get the morning after pill, so u leave thinkin its all good. The next morning she calls u saying shes not gonna take it and whatever happens happens. A year later u come across her myspace and see pictures of her "new born little g" Ha I would watch her take the pill in the first place been in that place b4 girl said she took morning after pill come with pregnant talk asked about the pill says she forgot never associate with these chick anymore and when i do got to be heartless lash and leave no kissing on the lipsswallow my kids instead 2. yur in a club with yur girl. vibes nice. u then come across her ex-man who is all flirty with her. his not flirty to the point its a par just enough to piss u off, he then f*cks off. later in the night a guy bumps into you and his drink spills, he demands that u buy him another, u refuse and walk away. further into the night while yur girl is in the toilet u catch the boy watchin u with about 8 other brehs, yur girls ex boyfriend comes up to u and tells u how he knows them guys, their serious and their lookin to do u something, the group of boys begin to approach u, the x tells u to duck out and not to worry about yur girl, he will drop her home safely 999 guy in the club is threatening me with a gun nothing long but on a real I would wait for my girl and see what happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O.Man Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 1st scenario is waste2nd scenario pffft i would f*ck them man up and the ex, ill f*ck u up to don't watch my post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Daddy Dave Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 second one is a f*ckin par Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 1 - Dont even know2 - Leave, ring some people up. Wait till they arrive. Bell my girl, tell her to come out. Wait. When they follow, jam her in the car, get the man out, and it's game over.Edit: This is excluding the fact that I would not go raving with a partner.and b - that she was a serious enough partner/wife to do this for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LucaPiano Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 take her to the woods,tell her about the woods,tell her getta ridda the ting or ill dig u in the woodstell her if she got beef then im a tiger, she dont want to be 6ft down in the woods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShowermanSamuel Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 aint got a girl cos after i get the number and call them later in the week they act all stooshf*ck*ng stupid bitchLOL. Random vent.Both would never happen to me but I'll run with it anyway.1. No way of tracing me like that or me even wanting her on any social networking ish so I guess I would never know.2. The ex would never have got entertained for me to get pissed off in the first place. Thus when I bump a man later in the night my smile and polite manner would have dun that potential hype right then. Scenario is impossible tbh. Slippin without my boys there to back it with me/my girl not rollin with one of her girls so as not havin to be attached to my side all night/my girl entertainin her ex/not knowin my space and sensin a tension before I got moved to. NAHHHHH MATE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VENI VIDI VICI Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 9/10 1 & 2 won't happen to me.if somehow it did.1. get a dna test & if da child turns out to be mine, cool i'll be there as a father.2. like Angelo said but with a twist Leave, ring some people up & tell dem to bring da tings. bell my girl to come outside on da low asap. Grab her, lay low & wait till my boys arrive. Wait for them to come out, jump out on a low key tip with da man dem & get it cracking. black on black magic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O.Man Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 wow u guys are violenti would get on my knees and plead in the club for them not to do any damage, i would tell the ex please drop her off home safely and give him 20 pound for petrol money and i would text my girl tellin her the plan and that im leavin to go home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flat Ericó Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 wow u guys are violenti would get on my knees and plead in the club for them not to do any damage, i would tell the ex please drop her off home safely and give him 20 pound for petrol money and i would text my girl tellin her the plan and that im leavin to go homelol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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