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Guest Lisa Turtle

So help me God, if I ever find myself in a position where I refer to a member of the opposite sex as my 'best friend' againPFFTHow can you still be holding a grudge against me about a relationship I embarked on THREE YEARS AGOHow can you be telling me we're cool and then now we're not because you called me on private number and I missed the call so I didn't know to ring you backWHAT THE HECK IS THIS YOU NUMBSKULLYOU ARE 21 NOT 2 WHY ARE YOU BEHAVING LIKE THISAnd worst thing is because of the history you're trying to implicate everyoneARGHHHHHHH!

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Got a bit of explaining to do i think, need to top up my phone...../ALWAYS make sure you have toilet roll in abundant supply, took a sh*t, reached for the loo roll, grabbed an empty tube. Luckily there was one tissue left in a box that i managed to rip into 4 bits. Cleaned me up enough so that i could have a shower and finish the job.

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How can my manager ask me to hang around after I've finished for her to review my work!? I have two f*ck*ng tests tomorrow and when I fail you're gonna be acting all disappointed. But you want me to waste precious revision time sitting in the office doing f*ck all!? And she keeps stopping to tell me how bad the audit is! I couldn't give a flying f*ck anymore, I just want to go home! Creeping materiality yeah? Ooo sounds terrible yeah LET ME LEAVE! Then to top it off I ask after 20 minutes "Are you finished?". Her reply, "Oh... Yeah."So you finished and didn't tell me? I usually like this woman but today she was clearly trying to see the rage in me.

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How can this girl be banging out like 30 txt to me while im at WORK like everyday for the past 3 day. Then when im taking my time to reply because IM AT WORK shes sending another txt like say i forget bout the last oneThen when shes like i wanna come and see you soon, im like cool im just at work at the min so lets talk about it when im finished discuss dates etcthen shes says you don't seem on it.....So i tell her two two's im going Dublin in October for my bday so financially its not going to be the best month for you too come upand then she says " IF YOU DON'T WANNA MEET UP ITS OK" and then another txt saying "don't worry its cool "women<<<<<

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How can this girl be banging out like 30 txt to me while im at WORK like everyday for the past 3 day. Then when im taking my time to reply because IM AT WORK shes sending another txt like say i forget bout the last oneThen when shes like i wanna come and see you soon, im like cool im just at work at the min so lets talk about it when im finished discuss dates etcthen shes says you don't seem on it.....So i tell her two two's im going Dublin in October for my bday so financially its not going to be the best month for you too come upand then she says " IF YOU DON'T WANNA MEET UP ITS OK" and then another txt saying "don't worry its cool "women<<<<<
How old?
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Why did i think i could just pop into tescos to pick up some toilet roll on the way back from the gym? I get to the queue and lo and behold a group of well presented females appear behind me, there's me with my "9 pack get an extra 3 rolls free" of ch-ch-ch-ch-charmin and they're blatantly thinking "them bowel movements there".

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How can this girl be banging out like 30 txt to me while im at WORK like everyday for the past 3 day. Then when im taking my time to reply because IM AT WORK shes sending another txt like say i forget bout the last oneThen when shes like i wanna come and see you soon, im like cool im just at work at the min so lets talk about it when im finished discuss dates etcthen shes says you don't seem on it.....So i tell her two two's im going Dublin in October for my bday so financially its not going to be the best month for you too come upand then she says " IF YOU DON'T WANNA MEET UP ITS OK" and then another txt saying "don't worry its cool "women<<<<<
How old?
Shes fully my ages 23, just because her job must be some absolute breeze she must not know how i get my grind on at my 9-5.
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Why did i think i could just pop into tescos to pick up some toilet roll on the way back from the gym? I get to the queue and lo and behold a group of well presented females appear behind me, there's me with my "9 pack get an extra 3 rolls free" of ch-ch-ch-ch-charmin and they're blatantly thinking "them bowel movements there".
f*ck dem bitchesat least u dont have to go into the shop an buy always ultra
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Guest Lisa Turtle
Finding a place, is quite a process, isn't it? Lol.
LOL, you would not believe MK.Its extremely stressful.Especially if you're going through an agency.
Not looking forward to all that sh*t, argghh.I could move in with these 2 girls I know, from uni...Lol, but, BOY!
LOL Dude, if you love yourself...Couple of guys I know suggested that my best friend and I move in with them cause they're looking in the same area.Not a chance in hell.TBH once you've found 'the place' all the stress goes away.Just get your guarantor ready, your papers and stuff and show them you have the money, they stop dilly-dallying after that.
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I'm soooo pissed at myself right now! I pretty much missed the opportunity to change my life.On tuesday night me and a friend see this man that we recognise but we couldn't put a name to the face. Considering it was a fashion event, we came to the conclusion that it was the guy who presents 'Fashion TV' and at the end of the night we asked if we could take a picture with him. When I get home now, I'm looking through the pictures, and it dawns on me that it's Mario f*ck*ng Testino! The way man was just jamming and sh*t, I could have asked him if I could shadow him. Aargh! This feels like playing the winning lottery numbers and losing the f*ck*ng ticket.I phailed spectacularly, if I could kick myself up the arse I would.

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