djbmc Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 What is it with this road? f*ck your betterware catalogue, don't come in my porch looking for that sh*t, i wiped my ass with it. And how are there MORE jehovas witnesses, lol@ thinking i'm gonna answer the door to you, crusty old c*nt in a suit with a clipboard, i don't give a f*ck if you can hear my music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michel Kane Posted September 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 The power is once again in my hands.You wanted to tease and f*ck about.Now when I don't care anymore, you're back on it.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYou want to see me?Yeah well I'm going back home for 2 WEEKSShould have gotten back to me about coming home with you earlier shouldnt you, you stupid teasing bitch.ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER YOU COWahahahahahahahahahah*SPUDS GOD* :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michel Kane Posted September 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 why text me asking what im doin when i told u in THREE convos on the phone im watching the game?then when I reply u take long in replying I know you want to play the long card so that you seem more attractive to me BUT you are playing this game with a guy that is doing things with two other girls at the moment and taking me for a guy that actually cares if I get anything, im sexed out atm ! I'm off to uni soon infact in less than 8 days so if u want to embrace the oppertunity now do it because I already kinda have my eye on one girl to be my girlfriend so you better jump in before the shop relocatesThere is no games or game needed. ACT ON YOUR GUT(which is me f*ck*ng you) otherwise gtfoDoes not compute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lisa Turtle Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 The power is once again in my hands.You wanted to tease and f*ck about.Now when I don't care anymore, you're back on it.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYou want to see me?Yeah well I'm going back home for 2 WEEKSShould have gotten back to me about coming home with you earlier shouldnt you, you stupid teasing bitch.ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER YOU COWahahahahahahahahahah*SPUDS GOD*hahahahaahgagaActually started off giggling then erupted into full belly laughter by the end of that post/Why is it that you said you wanna be in my life...I understand we had our differences in the past so I'm reaching out to you but you won't grab my hand!sfcecfeetb______>>>Friends sometimes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macz Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 So I go into usual Portugese sandwich shop, the chick asks me if I'm kool"nah, this weathers sh*t"shes like "where did you go""Croatia"she drops "oh is that where you're from?"WTF taking me for some Croatian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 So I go into usual Portugese sandwich shop, the chick asks me if I'm kool"nah, this weathers sh*t"shes like "where did you go""Croatia"she drops "oh is that where you're from?"WTF taking me for some CroatianWhat sandwich you buy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macz Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 chorizo & cheese...not really portugese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 why text me asking what im doin when i told u in THREE convos on the phone im watching the game?then when I reply u take long in replying I know you want to play the long card so that you seem more attractive to me BUT you are playing this game with a guy that is doing things with two other girls at the moment and taking me for a guy that actually cares if I get anything, im sexed out atm ! I'm off to uni soon infact in less than 8 days so if u want to embrace the oppertunity now do it because I already kinda have my eye on one girl to be my girlfriend so you better jump in before the shop relocatesThere is no games or game needed. ACT ON YOUR GUT(which is me f*ck*ng you) otherwise gtfoDoes not compute.C/Si was backing man until he mentioned that stupidness highlighted.... why text me asking what im doin when i told u in THREE convos on the phone im watching the game?then when I reply u take long in replying I know you want to play the long card so that you seem more attractive to me BUT you are playing this game with a guy that is doing things with two other girls at the moment and taking me for a guy that actually cares if I get anything, im sexed out atm ! I'm off to uni soon infact in less than 8 days so if u want to embrace the oppertunity now do it because I already kinda have my eye on one girl to be my girlfriend so you better jump in before the shop relocatesThere is no games or game needed. ACT ON YOUR GUT(which is me f*ck*ng you) otherwise gtfoDoes not compute. far more complicated than I can elaborate on but she is probably my first proper girlfriend and we have reconnected and are looking to start things over if possibleKind of sceptical about it but she is the only girl worthy of that status plus we have had some experiences together which we both missed/are missing along with ending it in a sh*t wayIts early stages but not even gonna lie she is in the pipeline but it all depends on Uni and what it has to offer. Funnily enough she is studying in Eastbourne while I'm in Brighton which kinda makes sh*t more intense. Plus she is saying she missed me, needs me etc. Although I need her it isn't a must for me as I'm a decent place women wise. We have similar thought patterns which is what ended it the first time and its the biggest problem as she is far too smart for her own good.*soaks with moist* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michel Kane Posted September 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 why text me asking what im doin when i told u in THREE convos on the phone im watching the game?then when I reply u take long in replying I know you want to play the long card so that you seem more attractive to me BUT you are playing this game with a guy that is doing things with two other girls at the moment and taking me for a guy that actually cares if I get anything, im sexed out atm ! I'm off to uni soon infact in less than 8 days so if u want to embrace the oppertunity now do it because I already kinda have my eye on one girl to be my girlfriend so you better jump in before the shop relocatesThere is no games or game needed. ACT ON YOUR GUT(which is me f*ck*ng you) otherwise gtfoDoes not compute.C/Si was backing man until he mentioned that stupidness highlighted.... why text me asking what im doin when i told u in THREE convos on the phone im watching the game?then when I reply u take long in replying I know you want to play the long card so that you seem more attractive to me BUT you are playing this game with a guy that is doing things with two other girls at the moment and taking me for a guy that actually cares if I get anything, im sexed out atm ! I'm off to uni soon infact in less than 8 days so if u want to embrace the oppertunity now do it because I already kinda have my eye on one girl to be my girlfriend so you better jump in before the shop relocatesThere is no games or game needed. ACT ON YOUR GUT(which is me f*ck*ng you) otherwise gtfoDoes not compute. far more complicated than I can elaborate on but she is probably my first proper girlfriend and we have reconnected and are looking to start things over if possibleKind of sceptical about it but she is the only girl worthy of that status plus we have had some experiences together which we both missed/are missing along with ending it in a sh*t wayIts early stages but not even gonna lie she is in the pipeline but it all depends on Uni and what it has to offer. Funnily enough she is studying in Eastbourne while I'm in Brighton which kinda makes sh*t more intense. Plus she is saying she missed me, needs me etc. Although I need her it isn't a must for me as I'm a decent place women wise. We have similar thought patterns which is what ended it the first time and its the biggest problem as she is far too smart for her own good.*soaks with moist*Bruv, that girl rounded her friends together, in a pink Peugeot 206 & did a drive-by on you, using these as weapons.Go towel yourself off nigga.../f*ckin' ell, saw her with a on & off boyfriend today, for the 3rd time in like 2 months. We all live in the same area, so it isn't a surprise, but when I saw her, this song immediately came up in my head. Why do I f*ck*ng miss her!? Song immediately played in my head. Then Gucci said...''On to the next one, more fish in the sea, girls are like buses, miss one, next 15, one coming...'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 No idea where Eastbourne is. Near Brighton or far away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 NearWe will see still. Don't like the way sh*t has unfolded but we will see how time treats this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Had a nice clear out of my phone book. All sharp and concise now.Shame on you if you got deleted - Dont get emotional when you call and I say "I'm sorry, who the flying f*ck is this?" hehe hehe/On my travels today I saw another bitch that has fell off It pained to say hello.These girls are having Golden Grill kebab for breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojo Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Had a nice clear out of my phone book. All sharp and concise now.Shame on you if you got deleted - Dont get emotional when you call and I say "I'm sorry, who the flying f*ck is this?" hehe hehe/On my travels today I saw another bitch that has fell off It pained to say hello.These girls are having Golden Grill kebab for breakfast. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 LMAOTaking the piss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 meditation time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuLu Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Thought the whole swine flu thing had died down:-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 You niggers better keep my name out cha mouth100 rounds will make a frame out cha house :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldCoast Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 5000 new cases of swine flu.....farrrk about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Ooooo Mya looks hot!/I hate emo girls man...arrghhhh! Your boyfriend/ex is clearly mugging you off and your still pining for him! Get a rahtid backbone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuLu Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 ^ Im getting the anti viral tablets for it 2moro just to be on the safe sidefeel so crap, spent most of the week sleeping, have no energy to do anythingdoubt its even swine but i went on the national pandemic swine flu site, did the online test, and well they have given me an authorization number, so i have to get a relative or friend to go pick the tablets up for me from on of the anti viral collection points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flat Ericó Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 get well soon lu x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 mya's gonna mek man bite her thighs still... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 I hope when we kiss we make you sick to your stomach :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Furta Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Mcdonalds 'M' burger, feel to go back and choke the guy with the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Anti social season soon arrive!Actually can't be bothered with Friends or anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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