Flojo Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Last couple pages have had me in tears/ y do u always offer to buy chicks suttin then they say they fine then when u start eatin urs they are all beggin for bitesI always ask couple times to make sure. lol at asking me for piece afterwards, you might as well be pissing into the wind love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 It's when they do it in cinema.Trailers are on and your happily munching. Orange advert still no sign. First 15 minutes and your bless.After that and you see a hand creep over, look over and you see the "What!? hehe xxxx" face.Nah you man don't understand how vex that gets me. Cos its in cinema you can actually hear the girl munching and enjoying YOUR food. 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fat Eric Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 It's when they do it in cinema.Trailers are on and your happily munching. Orange advert still no sign. First 15 minutes and your bless.After that and you see a hand creep over, look over and you see the "What!? hehe xxxx" face.Nah you man don't understand how vex that gets me. Cos its in cinema you can actually hear the girl munching and enjoying YOUR food. pmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 boomman are calling your woman, telling her that they want her for themselves, that she should break it down to you that another man is craving her and basically that he knew her first so you are technically the 'new guy'would you want her to inform you that this conversation took place, and how she handled it , or would you rather not know and feel certified that she handled the matter accordingly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dom dom bullets Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 It's when they do it in cinema.Trailers are on and your happily munching. Orange advert still no sign. First 15 minutes and your bless.After that and you see a hand creep over, look over and you see the "What!? hehe xxxx" face.Nah you man don't understand how vex that gets me. Cos its in cinema you can actually hear the girl munching and enjoying YOUR food. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dom dom bullets Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 boomman are calling your woman, telling her that they want her for themselves, that she should break it down to you that another man is craving her and basically that he knew her first so you are technically the 'new guy'would you want her to inform you that this conversation took place, and how she handled it , or would you rather not know and feel certified that she handled the matter accordinglytell him. could save yourself having to explain some weird text/phone call/encounter with him in the future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Esquilax Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Don't like women buying my food for me, especially one I'm seeingDon't like it at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 women can buy me chicken any time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macz Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 lost all faith in women..Saturday went upto Bristol...brought a ting back to the hotel she's all at first saying ahh I shouldnt be doing this I have a 13 month year old and boyfriend at home..told her I didnt force her here, about 5 minutes she's all game.I left my coat in the club, got a cab to club picked up my coat and left her thereIt wasn't until on the way home Sunday afternoon that I realised it was mother's day...peak times about she was 27 and only slept with two guys get the f*ck outta here/my BB is pissing me off showing that sign that somebodys BBd you but nobody has smh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 I get the same line every time I'm eating something delicious..."So uhhmm, what you got over there..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Supreme Allah Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 lost all faith in women..Saturday went upto Bristol...brought a ting back to the hotel she's all at first saying ahh I shouldnt be doing this I have a 13 month year old and boyfriend at home..told her I didnt force her here, about 5 minutes she's all game.I left my coat in the club, got a cab to club picked up my coat and left her thereIt wasn't until on the way home Sunday afternoon that I realised it was mother's day...peak times about she was 27 and only slept with two guys get the f*ck outta here/my BB is pissing me off showing that sign that somebodys BBd you but nobody has smhdunno why this is making laugh so much 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Supreme Allah Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 /third day off work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 tonight might be one of them nights... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Esquilax Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 One of them nights where you get accosted by enraged ex paras? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Supreme Allah Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 all I want is a full english, thats all, im sure all the shops are closed, but i just want it, craving it so bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 all I want is a full english, thats all, im sure all the shops are closed, but i just want it, craving it so badJust cook it yourself bro. A supermarket must be open near you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Supreme Allah Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 f*ck goin all the way up there, like a 5 min bus ride but they only come every 15 or 20 mins.i may aswell just start cooking now rather than wait till later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sun Tzu Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Our David Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Supreme Allah Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 yea?lettme make that call Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Esquilax Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Try find a John Barras pub and get a Barras BrunchTTKK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Supreme Allah Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1J80NrIHF8rip off though tellin man it £8 or 2 for £10, cnt even take it out :(but i want it so bad imma just pay it then regret it a few days later when i dont have much money left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruz Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 lost all faith in women..Saturday went upto Bristol...brought a ting back to the hotel she's all at first saying ahh I shouldnt be doing this I have a 13 month year old and boyfriend at home..told her I didnt force her here, about 5 minutes she's all game.I left my coat in the club, got a cab to club picked up my coat and left her thereIt wasn't until on the way home Sunday afternoon that I realised it was mother's day...peak times about she was 27 and only slept with two guys get the f*ck outta here/my BB is pissing me off showing that sign that somebodys BBd you but nobody has smhwhere club did u you go in bristolpanache? or Java? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGGB Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Them made men therethis had me cracking up, my flatmate thinks I'm mad'llow me I'm tired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rippy Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 update on the needle incident for anyone who careseverything is still clear atm /300 more words to go. sorted./f*ck uni (#350982) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 yea im so relieved 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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